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Welcome to the CWCki! The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu and (alleged) literal motherfucker. We currently have 2,850 articles...and counting! "Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

Article of the Week Asperchu is a multiple award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the Sonichu comics, who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing. (More...) Incarceration Counter It has been... 1,586 days since Chris was last placed in custody. 807 days since the last known communication from Chris. We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way. Jesus Counter It has been 1,218 days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ. Jailhouse Begging Counter Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters. It has been… 1,225 days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris draws some Sonichu comic strips featured in Issue #0. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville? ... and that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison? ... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh? ... and that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting? ... and that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College? ... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan? ... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend? ... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one? ... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day? ... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England? ... and that Chris also believes one of his ancestors sailed aboard the Mayflower? ... that Keffals is an enabler of Chris at least since the Second Coming?

Quote of the Now “ I wish my upbringing was better, but it is what it is. And I wish I could have been able to kept the friendships that meant a lot to me over the years, but to each their own respective paths, as I, mine. And I am grateful for what kindness I can get, but even I know the vibe I gave off and still do, at least somewhat. I am not a fan of this vibe. ” Chris in reflective mood Da Update It is currently December 2025. It has been... 13 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 201 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 3 December - Chris uploads Bumba Lumba Outtake Movie and Son-Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated. 1 December - Chris uploads Movies Intro plus CC-82 Outtake Movie. 29 November - Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video. 21 November Chris publishes Cwclight Reviews Opening Intros with Subtitles and Cwclight Reviews Opening Intros. Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Plus Subtitles and JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video. (both unlisted) Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Plus Subtitles Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video. (unlisted) 18 November Chris publishes Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated and Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009. 4 November - Photos of the ED sign visit from October 2008. 3 November - The rest of the comic pages for The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0 from 2008 to 2009. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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