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{{quote|I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''|CWC<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref>}}


[[Image:S Republic of China.svg.png|right|150px]]
'''China''' (simplified Chinese: 中国; traditional Chinese: 中國; pinyin: Zhōngguó) is a sovereign state in [[anime|East Asia]]. To [[Chris]], however, it's a word he once used in place of "vagina", as he was uncomfortable saying that word and thus felt the need to resort to using childish similar-sounding or slightly-altered versions of the offending term. It's likely Chris based this term off of a term for porcelain, "china" (ironically, the word porcelain is inspired by a pig’s vagina). Although Chris has not used this euphemism (except ironically) since [[2008]], it has become one of his most famous [[CWC-ism]]s.
[[File:800px-Flag of the Republic of China.svg.png|left|150px]]


{{quote|I love dykes! DYKES! CHINA!|CWC<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Spanish Professions 001 (4).jpg|thumb|Chris-chan's "[[Chris and art|excellent]]" drawing of the flag of The People's Republic of China.]]
==Uses==
*In [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]], Chris memorably states the quote above.
*In [[Hello, Juffalo]], Chris gives a shoutout to all of the, "[[homos]]," and, "chinas," who keep him, "started." Given how uncharacteristic of him that line is, it's likely that it was written by the same [[gal-pal]] who encouraged him to make the video.
*As [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris used "china" on the [[Coffee Place]] page and on his talk page as part of his attempt to imitate troll slang.


==Tom-tom==
'''[[Wikipedia:Tom-tom|Tom-tom]]''' is an alternative CWC-ism for "vagina", which appeared first in [[March 2008]] when Chris [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]'s genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in an unintentionally hilarious annotation that read "MY [[Duck|DUCK]] HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"


'''China''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for "vagina".
Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom",<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow]</ref> a short music video that debuted during the credits of the [[Adult Swim]] show ''[[Wikipedia:Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil|Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil]]''. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly ''bad'' euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.


==China==
==Gallery of China (NSFW)==
[[Image:Mao.gif|thumb|[[Mao]] is not impressed with Chris's shit]]
 
Uncomfortable saying the word "vagina," Christian resorts to the childish tactic of using similar sounding or slightly altered versions of the offending term.
 
In his opening post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum, he expresses his love for female genitalia, saying that each one is "truly a masterful work of [[God]]'s art that is simply beautiful in their own way."<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction|Introduction post, Sonichu Girls]]</ref> He then justifies his reverence for China by stating that he cares more about the [[women's rights|feelings and opinions of women]] than about their bodies.
 
Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> So far, [[Virgin with rage | he has not obtained]] so much as a milligram or even a micron of it.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref>
 
==Tom-Tom==
An alternative CWC-ism for vaginas, which appeared first in [[March 2008]] when Chris [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#March_2008|edited ED]] by replacing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] with an image entitled "[[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|TomTomCloseup.jpg]]" which featured a closeup of [[Megan]]'s genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in an annotation.
 
Chris got this name from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow "Pound My Tom-Tom"], a short music video that debuted during the credits of the [[Adult Swim]] show "Lucy the Daughter of the Devil."<ref>''Also, "Tom-Tom" means VAGINA; Look it up in Episode 10 of [[Adult Swim]]'s "Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil,"'' description from [[LOOK at the truth!]]</ref> Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly ''bad'' euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.
 
==Vaginatables==
Another CWC-ism for vaginas, used in Chris's e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com" from his [http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/sonichuandrosechu.com whois info for sonichuandrosechu.com].
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==Gallery of China==
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Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|Chris putting his fingers in China.
Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|Chris putting his fingers in China.
Image:China.JPG|If only it were that easy.
Image:China.JPG|If only it were that easy.
Image:tomtom.jpg|Tom-Tom. Note the [[Chris_and_health#Sexual_health|bend]] in the route.
Image:tomtom.jpg|A Tomtom. Note the [[duck|bend]] in the route.
File:DuckFoundTomDrum.png|A [[duck]], having located [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|a "TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"]]
Image:TomTomClub.jpg|The Tom-Tom Club, something Chris would, without a doubt, want to join.
Image:Chris chan by B Comes B-459.png|Artist's impression of Chris experiencing China.
Image:Chris chan by B Comes B-459.png|Artist's impression of Chris experiencing China.
Image:Pink Lemonade.jpg|Chris experiencing the menstrual blood of a china.
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]
*[[Chris and race]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Pickles]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Pmurt]] – who says this word a lot


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I love dykes! DYKES! CHINA!
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China (simplified Chinese: 中国; traditional Chinese: 中國; pinyin: Zhōngguó) is a sovereign state in East Asia. To Chris, however, it's a word he once used in place of "vagina", as he was uncomfortable saying that word and thus felt the need to resort to using childish similar-sounding or slightly-altered versions of the offending term. It's likely Chris based this term off of a term for porcelain, "china" (ironically, the word porcelain is inspired by a pig’s vagina). Although Chris has not used this euphemism (except ironically) since 2008, it has become one of his most famous CWC-isms.

Chris-chan's "excellent" drawing of the flag of The People's Republic of China.

Uses

Tom-tom

Tom-tom is an alternative CWC-ism for "vagina", which appeared first in March 2008 when Chris edited ED by replacing ShecameforCWC.JPG with an image entitled "TomTomCloseup.jpg" which featured a closeup of Megan's genitalia from ShecameforCWC. It later appeared in Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009 in an unintentionally hilarious annotation that read "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"

Chris got this name from "Pound My Tom-Tom",[2] a short music video that debuted during the credits of the Adult Swim show Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil. Humorously, the gag in the episode was that this is a particularly bad euphemism for vagina, and one of the characters embarrassed themselves by using it in public.

Gallery of China (NSFW)

China

References

See also

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