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==February 1994==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/1994-2008|1994-2008]]=


* '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]''' ''26 [[February 1994]]'' {{Television}} {{Video games}}<br />Christian wins a contest held in 1993 to promote the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoon. Chris was one of two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree.
{{ListOfVideos/1994-2008}}


==May 1998==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/Jan-Jun2009|January-June 2009]]=


* '''[[Song of Christian]]''' ''15 [[May 1998]]'' {{Rage}} {{Tragedy}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris, at age sixteen, reads a poem for his class. He fails miserably.
{{ListOfVideos/Jan-Jun2009}}


==June 1998==
=[[Template:ListOfVideos/Jul-Dec2009|July-December 2009]]=


* '''[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]''' ''4 [[June 1998]]'' {{Video games}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris films a videos series on his Game Boy Camera.
{{ListOfVideos/Jul-Dec2009}}


==October 1999==
=January 2010 - Present=
 
* '''[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]''' ''16 [[October 1999]]'' {{Television}} {{PokeShirt}} {{Leaked}}<br/>The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of Pokémon fandom, and Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game.
 
==July 2001==
 
* '''[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]'''  ''12 [[July 2001]]'' {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris films a tour of CWCville on his Game Boy Camera.
 
==November 2003==
 
* '''[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]''' ''22 [[November 2003]]'' {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris <s>spends</s> wastes a whole hour giving tours of his two towns in [[Animal Crossing]].
 
==June 2004==
 
* '''[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]''' ''7 [[June 2004]]'' {{Video games}}<br/>Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his two parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar.
 
==December 2004==
 
* '''[[So Need a Cute Girl]]'''  ''20 [[December 2004]]'' {{Music}}<br/>Chris sings the first track by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].
 
==February 2005==
 
* '''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]''' ''24 [[February 2005]]'' {{Comedy}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Christian enters a competition and attempts to make a commercial for the ''Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law'' Vol. 1 DVD set
 
==November 2006==
 
* '''[[Pixelated PS3]]''' ''28 [[November 2006]]'' {{Video games}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris enters a ''Robot Chicken'' competition, ''"What would you do for a PS3?"''
 
==February 2007==
 
* '''C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics''' ''24 [[February 2007]]''<br/>...
 
* '''[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]''' ''24 [[February 2007]]'' {{Reason}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>In celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris proactively delivers his manifesto, and also summarizes the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied.
 
==June 2007==
 
* '''[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''' ''[[June 2007]]'' {{Music}} {{Video games}} {{Comedy}} {{Stackhouse}} {{OrangeShirt}}<br/>Chris does a rap for the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] competition. [[Adam Stackhouse]] wins.
 
==August 2007==
 
* '''[[CWC is Angry]]''' ''[[August 2007]]'' {{Rage}} {{Stackhouse}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris shoots a photo of Adam Stackhouse to prove how angry he is.
 
==November 2007==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]''' {{Reason}} {{ED}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>In the first YouTube video posted by Christian since the launch of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, Christian assumes the ED contributors have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.
 
==August 2008==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]''' {{Rage}} {{ED}} {{RedShirt}}<br/>After months of trying to either ignore or edit the Encyclopedia Dramatica page, Christian explodes with fury in this video.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{PokeShirt}}<br/>Chris, believing that a vast online Sonichu fan base exists to serve as his personal army, addresses only those Sonichu fans who do not hate him, telling them to send hate e-mail to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] until the Encyclopedia Dramatica page is deleted, so that he can work on his Sonichu comics in peace.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008]]''' {{Comics}} {{ED}} {{SouthAfricaFlagShirt}}<br/>Christian realizes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is down, and commands his followers to withhold donations for a new server.  To sweeten the deal he provides a sneak preview of the long-awaited [[Sonichu 7]].
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008]]''' {{ED}} {{SeaGreenPolo}}<br/>In this video Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, Encyclopedia Dramatica has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign.  Chris also reads from a form letter sent to him by Nintendo of America, and makes a personal army request for more e-fame.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{SeaGreenPolo}}<br/>Chris makes an extra long video to discuss the upcoming Sonichu video game by [[JK Productions]], which he would later discover was an elaborate prank.
 
==September 2008==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}<br/>Chris realizes [[Blanca]] is a troll after nudes are leaked. He also asks his fans not to buy the Sonichu merchandise created by [[Jimmy Hill]].
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{Miyamoto}} {{JerkopShirt}}<br/>Chris now insists that Blanca is real and not responsible for tricking him after all.  Chris goes on to inform his fans of bootleg Sonichu merchandise sold by Jimmy Hill, and calls for a boycott.  Chris also gives an update on the progress of the Sonichu video game.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008]]''' {{Stackhouse}} {{DogShirt}}<br/>After nearly two weeks of near-total silence following the 9/11 attacks, Christian decides it is necessary to assure his fans that he has not committed suicide. He also implores his fans not to persecute Adam Stackhouse, as Christian himself has found it in his heart to forgive him for cheating in the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest.
 
* '''[[Chris Sex Videos]]''' 25 [[September 2008]] {{Sex}} {{Panda}} {{GreenStripeShirt3}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris records himself on webcam masturbating and performing terrifying animal impersonations for future sweetheart [[PandaHalo]].
 
==October 2008==
 
* '''[[We're Being Watched]]''' - ''8 [[October 2008]]'' {{Blanca}} {{GreenBlackTrim}}<br/>Chris attempts to mimic Aeon Flux and states that Blanca was real.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008]]''' {{Blanca}} {{OrangeShirt}}<br/>Christian issues a statement regarding the revelation that the trolls acting as Blanca have obtained his Sonichu medallion. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Hill}} {{DogShirt}}<br/>Chris instructs fans to look out for Sonichu characters in [[Little Big Planet]] and reiterates that the Jimmy Hill merchandise is not official.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]''' {{Tragedy}} {{Blanca}} {{Hill}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Christian issues a statement on Blanca breaking up with him over the photo of himself wearing his mother's underwear. He also takes time to complain about rickyricardo123 stealing his medallion and Jimmy Hill plagiarizing his Sonichu.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008]]''' {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the #sonichu chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.
 
==December 2008==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008]]''' {{Video games}} {{Comics}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008 is Chris's first video log in over two months. He thanks his fans for helping him win a gift card in the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, offers condolences to the family of [[Ryan Cash]], and vows to complete the long-awaited Spring Break story for [[Sonichu 8]].
 
==January 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{DogShirt}}<br/>Christian announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new Animal Crossing: City Folk game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{DarkRedShirt}}<br/>Christian issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}<br/>Frustrated with accusations that he is gay, Chris attempts to set the record straight once and for all. He holds up a relatively tame picture of [[Britney Spears]], apparently thinking that owning magazines with sexy photos of women in them is proof of his heterosexuality.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''' {{ED}} {{Miyamoto}} {{DarkRedShirt}}<br/>Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Christian uploads this video to deny his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica as officially as possible. He also forbids everyone from looking at it.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Christian issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying Christian has come out of the closet. He denies this outrageous claim and proves his heterosexuality by stomping on the vibrator he has owned for years.
 
* '''[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]''' - ''19 [[January 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Christian begs [[Clyde Cash]] to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide.  He suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan Cash to the death of [[Patti Chandler|his dog]].
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{JokerShirt}}<br/>Christian announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]''' {{Miyamoto}} {{GreenYellowBlackStripe}}<br/>After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto, Christian disappeared from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington. Speculation grew that Christian was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned. Somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Miyamoto}} {{TanWideLines}}<br/>Chris retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]''' {{Miyamoto}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé. He then begs and pleads for Miyamoto and Fils-Aimé to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely, rather than cancel it outright.
 
==February 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{DarkRedShirt}}<br/>Threatening [[Julie]] with harm, Clyde Cash demanded that Chris come out of the closet on YouTube in exchange for her safety. Ambivalent about how to handle the situation, Chris posts a video in which he filibusters for nearly three minutes and finally declares himself to be a "Gaybian".
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Christian explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash. He then attempts to honor another agreement with Clyde by destroying his vibrator.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{Panda}} {{Julie}} {{GreenStripeShirt}}<br/>In this video, Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, and speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{Julie}} {{Reason}} {{DogShirt}}<br/>Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement. Chris then follows up by reading a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{GreenYellowBlackStripe}}<br/>Chris opens by explaining that he's just finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest [[Sonichu Girls]]. He doesn't name this female fan, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to [[Sarah May]]. Chris goes on to apologize for having ever said that he hates all gays.
 
* '''[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]''' - ''20 [[February 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Julie}} {{Leaked}}<br/>JULAYYYY
 
==March 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]''' {{Tragedy}}{{Julie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately. He tells his fans to not believe the trolls, and yet, they shouldn't believe him, since he's not wearing his medallion.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris sees the March 8 episode of [[Family Guy]], "Family Gay," in which Peter Griffin becomes homosexual and Stewie cites Leviticus 18:22 in opposition of this development. In other news, Chris is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and he publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
 
* '''[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]''' ''16 [[March 2009]]'' {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris apologizes to Michael Snyder of [[The GAMe PLACe]] so that he [[Chris and remorse|can buy Eye of Judgement cards]].
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]''' {{Comics}} {{Ivy}} {{CaptainFalconShirt}}<br/>Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof. He expresses his hope that he'll win some Eye of Judgment tournament and get some special cards. He then goes on to make excuses for his predictable delays in turning out any new comic pages, and he makes a brief shout-out to [[Ivy]].
 
* '''[[CWC's Message for Ivy]]''' ''20 [[March 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}}<br/>Chris sends a "romantic" message to Ivy that will haunt your dreams.
 
* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' - ''26 [[March 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{PokeShirt}}<br/>Chris makes a "music video" to the song "Holding Out For a Hero" for Ivy. He also shows off new comic pictures in the process.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' {{Comics}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and expresses his outrage in the only outlet he has--yelling empty threats and dirty words on the YouTube.
 
* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' - ''29 [[March 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{RedBlueShirt}}<br/>In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures.  Chris's poor rendition of "Lovin' You" is sung in the background throughout. 
 
* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]'''- ''30 [[March 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{DangerStripeShirt}}<br/>Christian gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.
 
* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}}<br/>Christian rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
 
* '''[[Secret Weapon]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on his "mugshot" (actually a picture of Lee Hotti).
 
* '''[[YouTube Finale]]''' - ''30 [[March 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}}<br/>Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene... for now.
 
==April 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris posts his video on his new YouTube account, a week after saying he's leaving YouTube. He also announces his new website, http://www.cwcville.com.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009]]''' {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her.
 
* '''[[More for the crabs]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy's hermit crabs, [[Crass and Champ]].
 
* '''[[The Return of Kimmi]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.
 
* '''[[Bunny Hop]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris gives another shoutout to Crass and Champ by dancing like a child.
 
* '''[[ACWCAudition]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Ivy}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]".
 
* '''[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''' - ''16 [[April 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Ivy}} {{CreepyRobe}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Three leaked videos showing Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing naked in the shower.
 
* '''[[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]''' - ''17 [[April 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris apologizes to Ivy by talking to his sex doll (with Ivy's face attached) before he makes out with it.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009]]''' - ''17 [[April 2009]]'' {{Tragedy}} {{Ivy}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]]''' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}}<br/>After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.
 
* '''[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]''' - ''24 [[April 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/> Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back To Me" by Celine Dion, for his and Ivy's wedding.
 
* '''[[I Got A Fish]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris gayly sings and dances.
 
* '''[[Power]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris shows how "strong" he is.
 
* '''[[CWCFlyingElephants]]''' - ''27 [[April 2009]]'' {{Crazy}}  {{CreepyRobe}} {{Leaked}}<br/> Chris runs around in his room, naked, screaming [[random access humor|whatever comes to his mind]].
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]''' {{Reason}} {{Ivy}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009]]''' {{Comics}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} <br/>Chris apologizes for delays in any new comics and then leaves for a haircut.
 
* '''[[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain]]''' ''30 [[April 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris dramatizes his [[biological clock]], which involves repeatedly hitting himself.
 
==May 2009==
 
*'''[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]''' ''1 [[May 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris threatens Ivy with promises of sex and hanging out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] and sings a [[Mary Poppins]] song.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]''' {{RedBlueShirt}}<br/>Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his [[Wikipedia]] page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
 
*'''[[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]]''' ''4 [[May 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{CreepyRobe}}<br/>Chris tells Unilever to stop selling their products to [[homos]].
 
* '''[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]]''' {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Rage}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]''' {{Website}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.
 
==June 2009==
 
*'''[[Chris's Big Night Out]]''' - ''12 [[June 2009]]'' {{RedShirt2}}<br/> Chris visits a local bar/restaurant, where he encounters a pair of [[trolls|fans]] who record him.
 
* '''[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]''' - ''15 [[June 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Galpals}} {{Reason}} {{CreepyRobe}}<br/> Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her [[gay]] brother.
 
* '''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]''' - ''15 [[June 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Music}}<br/> Chris sings his own version of the song "Don't Trust Them New [[niggos|Niggas]] Over There", replacing "Niggas" with "Homos"
 
==July 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt}}<br/>Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor [[BILLY MAYS]]. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]]''' {{GreenStripeShirt2}}<br/>Chris dispels myths that he has a Death Note. He also goes on a bit more on how he didn't kill Billy Mays, and that he shouldn't be considered a scapegoat.
 
* '''[[The July 10th Messages]]''' - ''10 [[July 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris calls out three people, insulting them and spitting out death threats. These videos would lead to Chris' then-current YouTube account to be shut down.
 
* '''[[A near public apology]]''' - ''11 [[July 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{RedShirt}}<br/>Chris NEARLY apologizes for the last videos.
 
* '''[[Rollin' and Trollin']]''' - ''17 [[July 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{TrollinShirt}}<br/>Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start. This would lead to the appearance of [[Liquid Chris]].
 
* '''[[CWC Trollin More]]''' - ''19 [[July 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]]''' {{Liquid}} {{BlueTShirt}}<br/>Chris protests the beloved YouTube Chris-chan impersonator, CChanSonichuCWC.
 
* '''[[It's UGH!]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Music}}<br/>Chris sings "It's Okay To Be Gay".
 
* '''[[Cwc dare]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Music}} {{RedBlackTrim}}<br/> Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".
 
* '''[[Chris humps his PS3]]''' - ''24 [[July 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Comedy}} {{BlueTShirt}} {{Leaked}}<br/>Chris humps his PS3 for 8 minutes.
 
* '''[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]''' - ''25 [[July 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{BlueTShirt}}<br/>Chris sings his own version of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend".
 
* '''[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands Or Buts]]''' - ''26 [[July 2009]]'' {{Comics}} {{Liquid}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris attempts to prove that he, not Liquid Chris, is the real Christian Weston Chandler.
 
* '''[[CWC More Than A Feeling]]''' - ''29 [[July 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{RedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris "Guitar Hero"'s to "More Than A Feeling".
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]]''' {{RedShirt2}}<br/>In this video Chris explains that he is a troll trolling trolls.
 
==August 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]''' {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris comes upon a "revelation" concerning why he is trolled.
 
* '''[[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]''' - ''4 [[August 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris reveals Liquid Chris's "real name"
 
* '''[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]''' - ''6 [[August 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{JokerShirt}}<br/>Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "Ian Brandon SOMETHING!"
 
* '''[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]''' - ''9 [[August 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt}}<br/>Chris tells Liquid Chris to stand down or he would call the police for "stealing" his identity.
 
* '''[[LOOK at the truth!]]''' - ''10 [[August 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt}}<br/>Chris uses his old artwork to prove he is the real CWC.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009]]''' {{Fanart}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}}<br/>Chris expresses his disgust about the recent wave of fanart sent to him.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009]]''' {{Liquid}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}}<br/>Chris addresses the current state of the SingStar Challenge competition, declaring it, as of this date, currently ongoing.
 
* '''[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]''' - ''14 [[August 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Liquid}} {{RedBlackTrim}}<br/>When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 16th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris speaks about his opinions of Guitar Hero and Rock Band, and addresses the kidnapping of CChanSonichuCWC.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009]]''' {{Rage}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris deals out some Forgiveness Blessings and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009]]''' {{Comics}} {{Website}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}}<br/>Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009]]''' {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris sings Aretha Franklin's "Respect," demanding people not only respect him but also praise him.
 
* '''[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]''' - ''27 [[August 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{GreenBlackTrim}}<br/>Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just five months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble. In the uncut version, [[Bob Chandler]] makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
 
* '''[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]''' - ''29 [[August 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{SeaGreenPolo}}<br/>Chris proclaims himself a hypocrite as he vows that the trolls will go to Hell for mocking him, along with the homos.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009]]''' {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Christian Weston Chandler claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.
 
==September 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]''' {{Rage}} {{GreenStripeShirt3}}<br/>Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
 
* '''[[Sign Destruction Video]]''' - ''6 [[September 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009]]''' {{Video games}} {{RedShirt2}}<br/>Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
 
* '''[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]''' - ''13 [[September 2009]]'' {{Video games}} {{RedPokeShirt}}<br/>Chris proclaims that Sega's Project Needlemouse game is NOT a Sonichu game.
 
* '''[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]''' - ''16 [[September 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}}<br/>Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009]]''' {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris addresses a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009]]''' {{WhiteBlackTrimShirt}}<br/>Chris addresses fake websites and unofficial Sonichu merchandise.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]''' {{Clyde}} {{WhiteTShirt}}<br/>Chris claims to have a "Director's Cut" version of his DVD. He also claims Gregg Mays and Clyde Cash to be one and the same.
 
==October 2009==
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009]]''' {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris states that Barbara does not have AIDS, that he is straight, and that the trolls should grow up.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009]]''' {{Homos}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
 
* '''[[10112009]]''' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
 
* '''[[Chris Loses It]]''' ''12 [[October 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{DarkRedShirt}}<br/>A bizarre video in which Chris shouts to himself in the darkness, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.
 
* '''[[10142009|Calling out Gregg Mays -Again.]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris tells Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays to come out of hiding and fight him man-to-man.
 
* '''[[War Paint Video]]''' ''14 [[October 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{WhiteTShirt}}<br/>Chris unburies the <del>tomahawk</del> toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
 
* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009]]''' {{Liquid}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris makes note of the return of [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to YouTube after being kidnapped and abandoned in the Sahara Desert.
 
* '''[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]''' ''17 [[October 2009]]'' {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris playing Guitar Hero on an expensive flat TV. On easy.
 
* '''[[Brutal Legend]]''' ''18 [[October 2009]]'' {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris ''presumably'' plugs ''Brütal Legend''. We have no way of knowing, as the video has no sound.
 
* '''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''' ''21 [[October 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to [[PSEye]] neglect.  He does indeed plug the game ''Brütal Legend'' and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule [[trolls]]. 
 
* '''[[Addressing Liquid]]''' ''22 [[October 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
 
* '''[[I Love You Kacey]]''' ''23 [[October 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}}<br/>Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her.  Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
 
* '''[[10242009]]''' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}}<br/>Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
 
* '''[[10252009 For Kacey]]''' {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}}<br/>Chris belches out-er-belts out another confession of love for <s>[[Kacey]]</s> possible [[china]].
 
* '''[[To Clyde Gregg]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}}<br/>Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
 
* '''[[ClydeGoingOnGregg1]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' {{Clyde}}<br/>The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
 
* '''[[For Chris No 2]]''' ''27 [[October 2009]]'' {{Reason}} {{Liquid}} {{GreenStripeShirt2}}<br/>Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
 
* '''[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]''' ''28 [[October 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
 
* '''[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW]]''' ''29 [[October 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}}<br/>With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.
 
* '''[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "[[muscle bra]]". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
 
* '''[[CWC 30 Push Ups]]''' ''30 [[October 2009]]'' {{BlueTShirt}}<br/>Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
 
* '''[[Getting Foam Ed]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}}<br/>The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
 
* '''[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' {{Liquid}}<br/>Once again Chris tries to pose as Liquid Chris, this time by horribly mangling the song "A Whole New World" from the Disney version of Aladdin in response to one of Kacey's videos.
 
* '''[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]''' ''31 [[October 2009]]'' {{Liquid}} {{TanWideLines}}<br/>Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.
 
==November 2009==
 
* '''[[I AM STRONG]]''' - 1 [[November 2009]] {{Clyde}}<br/>Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
 
* '''[[Twin Falling Towers]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}}<br/>Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash. Chris came up with this idea on his own.
 
* '''[[It_will_never_end|It Will Never End]]''' - ''1 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}}<br/>In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
 
* '''[[Apology_for_9/11_Joke|Apology for 9/11 Joke]]''' - ''2 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}}<br/>Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke and reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
 
* '''[[11032009_Preface_to_Rescuing_Kacey|Preface to Rescuing Kacey]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' {{Sex}}  {{Liquid}} {{RedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, and kisses the camera.
 
* '''[[Rescuing_Kacey_From_Christian_W_Chandler|Rescuing Kacey from Christian W Chandler]]''' - ''3 [[November 2009]]'' {{Sex}} {{Video games}} {{Liquid}} {{Direct Feed}}<br/>Chris plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
 
* '''[[11042009 51 50|51 50]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' {{ParappaShirt}}<br/>Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
 
* '''[[No More Jokes]]''' - ''4 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}}<br/>Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
 
* '''[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]''' - ''6 [[November 2009]] {{Tragedy}} {{Liquid}} {{RedStripeShirt}}<br/>After the disastrous [[Father Call]], Chris says he loves and needs Kacey, and tries to cry on camera but can't.
 
* '''[[CWC is sad]]''' - ''10 [[November 2009]]'' {{Tragedy}} {{Liquid}} {{DangerStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris, who is seemingly very sad, congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
 
* '''[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]''' ''12 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} {{Liquid}} {{RefereeShirt}}<br/>Chris shows off the copyright certificate for Sonichu.
 
* '''[[11142009|Captain's Log, Stardate November 14 2009]]''' ''14 [[November 2009]]'' {{Clyde}} {{RefereeShirt}} <br/>Chris fulfills his promise to upload a comic page, claims he has nothing on Craigslist and also claims to know people who know Clyde Cash's personal info.
 
* '''[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]''' ''23 [[November 2009]]'' {{Comics}} {{Fanart}} {{ClassicShirt}}<br/>Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophillic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children. All while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.
 
* '''[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]''' ''24 [[November 2009]]'' {{Comics}}<br/>Chris does a video version of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]]...with a hand-held camera.
 
==December 2009==
 
* '''[[3 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 3th, 2009]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' {{Video games}} {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris tells us that he is uploading a video that is showing him running, and then he babbles a lot about Little Big Planet.
 
* '''[[Sonichu's Edge]]''' ''3 [[December 2009]]'' {{VertRedShirt}}<br/>Chris is shown attempting to run down a street. The video is, unsurprisingly, filled with jump cuts to hide his inability to do so.
 
* '''[[Holiday Greetings]]''' ''5 [[December 2009]]'' {{Comics}} {{SafetyParka}}<br/>Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
 
* '''[[9 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009]]''' ''9 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Rumors}} {{Galpals}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}}<br/>Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads [[Jack Thaddeus]] has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.
 
* '''[[Fanmail Reading|12102009 - Fanmail Reading.MP4]]''' ''10 [[December 2009]]'' {{OrangeShirt}}<br/>Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
 
* '''[[Congrats%2C_Jack_Black|Congrats, Jack Black]]''' ''12 [[December 2009]]'' {{Video games}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for ''Brutal Legend'' in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
 
* '''[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|IPods Down and Listen Up]]''' ''15 [[December 2009]]'' {{Music}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are <s>Viagra</s> crystal meth.
 
* '''[[Hello, Juffalo]]''' ''18 [[December 2009]]'' {{Crazy}} {{Music}} {{Galpals}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
 
* '''[[20 December 2009|Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009]]''' ''20 [[December 2009]]'' {{Rumors}} {{GreenWideLinesShirt}}<br/>Chris complains about a Times Square billboard bearing his image and tortures a cat.
 
* '''[[A Sonichu Day]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' {{Comedy}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris helpfully illustrates what boring chores [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have to deal with using the power of Lego minifigures.
 
* '''[[Shout out to Fans in Hospital]]''' ''24 [[December 2009]]'' {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} {{Website}}<br/>Chris gives a shout-out to the Columbine shooters because "they got into a car accident and are now in the hospital".
 
* '''[[Kill De Jack]]''' ''25 [[December 2009]]'' {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris make a video endorsing murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] for the ads he's putting on his site. Clyde Cash is also mentioned.
 
* '''[[Download For Play Only]]''' ''26 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Video games}} {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels . He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of [[Jack Thaddeus]] in revenge for the homo ads.
 
* '''[[To Clyde and Jack]]''' ''27 [[December 2009]]'' {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in [[Ruckersville, VA|Hell]].
 
* '''[[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP]]''' ''31 [[December 2009]]'' {{Website}} {{Clyde}} {{reason}} {{DangerStripeShirt}}<br/>Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.


==January 2010==
==January 2010==

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1994-2008

1994

1998

  • Song of Christian 15 May 1998 (20:57) TragedyTragedy RageRage ReasonReason CrazyCrazy LeakedLeaked
    A 16-year-old Chris reads a poem he wrote for class, and rages over it getting an F.

1999

2001

2003

2004

  • The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special 7 June 2004 (24:28) ComedyComedy ReasonReason Video gamesVideo games MachinimaMachinima LeakedLeaked
    Chris makes an anniversary tribute to his parents in Animal Crossing, providing valuable background on his parents and how they met in a bar.

2005

2006

2007

  • Chris Chan's Public Announcement (8:11) ReasonReason EDED Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris assumes the contributors at ED have simply misunderstood him and his work, and attempts to re-introduce himself so that things can start over on the right foot.

August 2008

  • An Official Sonichu Update (6:27) EDED Sea GreenSea Green
    Chris concedes that, despite his best efforts, ED has successfully raised the funds needed to remain in operation, although he does not really admit failure in his campaign.

September 2008

October 2008

December 2008


January-June 2009

January 2009

  • CWC AC: City Folk Update (5:47) Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Chris announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the newest Animal Crossing game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 (4:19) EDED MiyamotoMiyamoto Dark RedDark Red
    Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Chris uploads this video to deny officially as possible and forbid everyone from looking at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
  • CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san 17 January 2009 (2:20) ReasonReason Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris attempts to appeal to Shigeru Miyamoto's cultural background after he hit a snag when Miyamoto jumped to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Chris.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009 (1:37) RageRage HomosHomos Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying he came out of the closet, and stomps on the vibrator he has owned for years.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 (1:35) WebsiteWebsite The JokerThe Joker
    Chris announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked, and promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.
  • CWC Update 26 January 2009 (1:43) MiyamotoMiyamoto Jamaican FlagJamaican Flag
    After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto and disappearing from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington, speculation grew that Chris was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned, but somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009 (3:24) RageRage HomosHomos MiyamotoMiyamoto Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris retracts his January 26 statement and angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 (5:56) MiyamotoMiyamoto Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, pleading them to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely rather than cancel it outright.

February 2009

  • Chris Comes Out of the Closet 5 February 2009 (6:09) HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Dark RedDark Red
    Chris comes out of the closet and finally declares himself to be a "gaybian", in the result of Clyde threatening Julie with harm and demanding that Chris became gay on YouTube in exchange for her safety.
  • Chris Destroys His Vibrator 6 February 2009 (2:58) HomosHomos JulieJulie ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash, before flashing back to him ~~pulling apart~~ breaking his vibrator.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009 (2:52) TragedyTragedy HomosHomos PandaPanda JulieJulie Green StripeGreen Stripe
    Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian bushfires, and farts.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 (3:20) ReasonReason Video gamesVideo games MiyamotoMiyamoto JulieJulie Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement, and reads a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.

March 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009 (2:26) TragedyTragedy JulieJulie Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately, and tells his fans to not believe the trolls, even though he's not wearing his medallion.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009 (4:45) HomosHomos Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris states his viewing of the Family Guy episode "Family Gay", is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 (2:48) RageRage ViolenceViolence ClydeClyde Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and threatens to STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!
  • Chris Sings Lovin' You 29 March 2009 (1:45) CrazyCrazy MusicMusic IvyIvy Red BlueRed Blue
    In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures, while his crappy cover of "Lovin' You" plays.
  • Take that Page DOWN NOW! 30 March 2009 (5:23) RageRage ViolenceViolence ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.
  • Secret Weapon 30 March 2009 (:41) ComedyComedy ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on a picture of Lee Hotti that he calls his "mugshot".
  • YouTube Finale 30 March 2009 (1:08) RageRage ClydeClyde Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene...for now.

April 2009

  • The Return of Kimmi 12 April 2009 (:50) CrazyCrazy IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.
  • Bunny Hop 12 April 2009 (1:01) CrazyCrazy RacismRacism IvyIvy Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris dances like a child to entertain hermit crabs.
  • April 16 Fetish Vids 16 April 2009 (2:25) CrazyCrazy SexSex IvyIvy Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG LeakedLeaked
    In three leaked videos, Chris drinks his own semen, spanks himself, and dances naked in the shower.
  • Chris Calls Clyde Out 23 April 2009 (1:45) ComedyComedy RageRage SmugSmug CrazyCrazy ClydeClyde Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.
  • I Got A Fish 27 April 2009 (:12) ComedyComedy MusicMusic Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris jogs in place while singing a song about him brandishing fish.
  • Power 27 April 2009 (1:06) ComedyComedy PowerPower LeakedLeaked
    Chris shows how "strong" he is.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009 (6:04) ReasonReason IvyIvy Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

May 2009

  • Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up 3 May 2009 (3:03) RageRage WebsiteWebsite Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his Wikipedia page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 (2:50) WebsiteWebsite Vert RedVert Red
    Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

June 2009

  • I'm Sorry, Dude 15 June 2009 (3:02) ReasonReason HomosHomos GalpalsGalpals Creepy RobeCreepyrobe.PNG
    Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her gay brother.


July-December 2009

July 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009 (2:20) RumorsRumors Red & WhiteRed & White
    Chris denies that he was responsible for the untimely death of CWCville Mayor BILLY MAYS. He also mentions that he's continuing his Love Quest and that he will finish the long-awaited Sonichu Comic.
  • The July 10th Messages 10 July 2009 (3:50) RageRage The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Chris "calls out" three people by insulting them and spitting out death threats, and gets his YouTube account suspended.
  • Rollin' and Trollin' 17 July 2009 (7:57) MusicMusic TrollsTrolls PoliticsPolitics SmugSmug Trollin' StyleTrollinstyle.png LiveLive
    Chris gives a tour of CWCville, then proclaims that he has been trolling everyone from the start, inspiring Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Trollin More 19 July 2009 (:31) ComedyComedy Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris retcons the previous video and proclaims that he is, indeed, a fat, jobless, slob of a manchild.
  • Do Not Dis C Ville 23 July 2009 (3:05) LiquidLiquid The Classic Short SleeveClassicshort.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris equates the purely fictional CWCville with the real Charlottesville, presumably because they both start with a "C," and declares that impugning one is to impugn the other.
  • It's UGH! 24 July 2009 (4:13) ComedyComedy TragedyTragedy RageRage CrazyCrazy HomosHomos MusicMusic Brown with Blue LogoBrownlogoshirt2.png
    Chris sings Tomboy's "OK2bgay" while doing his best Tom Waits impression.
  • It's____ 24 July 2009 (4:07) HomosHomos MusicMusic
    Chris sings Tomboy's "OK2bgay" while donning a police costume he borrowed from one of his sex dolls.
  • Cwc dare 24 July 2009 (4:01) HomosHomos MusicMusic Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris sings Stan Bush's "Dare".
  • SingStar Challenge Round 1 31 July 2009 (3:10) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "Sonic Boom" from the Sonic the Hedgehog Boom CD and addresses accusations of cheating, while Liquid Chris sings "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

August 2009

  • SingStar Challenge Round 2 1 August 2009 (4:06) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid ParappaParappa
    Chris sings "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M, while Liquid Chris sings "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith and is accused by Chris of ad-libbing based solely on the video title.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 3 3 August 2009 (4:09) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Green and WhiteGreenwhiteshirt.png
    Chris sings "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears and tries to use his high school yearbook to prove his identity, while Liquid Chris sings "Heaven" by Bryan Adams.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 4 4 August 2009 (4:01) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris sings "The Touch" by Stan Bush, while Liquid Chris sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6; both contestants announce their rival's songs for the final round.
  • SingStar Challenge Round 5 5 August 2009 (12:07) MusicMusic LiquidLiquid Brown with LogoBrownshirtwithlogo.png
    Chris sings "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay, and replaces "dick" with the word "duck," while Liquid Chris makes him sing it again and sings "Lift Up Your Eyes" by the Planetshakers.
  • CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! 6 August 2009 (4:31) RageRage LiquidLiquid The JokerThe Joker
    Chris demands that Liquid Chris sing the full-length of the final song and tells people he is not "IAN!!! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!".
  • NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! 14 August 2009 (2:48) RageRage LiquidLiquid Red with Black TrimRedblacktrim.png
    When Liquid Chris declares himself the winner of the SingStar Challenge, moving on to make Sonichu into a multimedia franchise and marrying his girl friend, Chris blows his lid.
  • CWC Fighter 18 August 2009 (:37) CrazyCrazy Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris does an interpretive dance that he mistakes for martial arts skills.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009 (1:56) ComicsComics WebsiteWebsite Green White StripeGreen White Stripe Denim JacketTruckerSprite.png
    Chris announces his DeviantArt account as an alternative site for viewing his comic pages during the outage of Cwcipedia. He also claims that trolls are assuming his identity in attempts to trick various "companies," and that this will not succeed.
  • THAT IS MY HOUSE - 27 August 2009 (2:58) RageRage Green with Black TrimGreenblacktrim.png
    While Chris demands that the videos of his house he put up just 5 months earlier be taken down or he's in trouble, Bob Chandler makes an appearance, revealing why he wants the videos down.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009 (1:43) CrazyCrazy The RefereeRefereeshirt.PNG
    Chris claims to have not received any boxes from the USPS or UPS. He then goes on to prove he's completely insane by taking on a second personality: Christopher.

September 2009

  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009 (2:46) RageRage Blue with Thin StripesBlueThinStripes.png
    Chris thanks Vivian for his father's birthday present and also shows his displeasure at Vivian wanting to put the audiobooks on DVD and sell them, demanding that she remove all the videos and shut down her account before she can regain his respect again.
  • Sign Destruction Video 6 September 2009 (1:20) ViolenceViolence RageRage Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris shows his displeasure at Vivian's refusal to remove the videos by destroying the sign that was put on his front yard months earlier.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009 (1:46) Video gamesVideo games Red StuttgartRedshirt2.png
    Chris utterly dismisses a possible interview with Veronica Belmont of Playstation Magazine Europe as a troll, continuing to display his utter paranoia and control over what he wants to do and how he wants it.
  • Clyde Cash the kid video 16 September 2009 (1:12) ReasonReason ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris wants his fans to call the cops on Clyde Cash, who he thinks is also Gregg Mays AND an elementary school kid!

October 2009

  • Warning - Naughty Women ;) 10 October 2009 (1:15) HomosHomos ReasonReason Vert RedVert Red
    Chris tries to use his drawing of himself having sex with three women as evidence against allegations that he's a homosexual.
  • Challenge for Clyde 11 October 2009 (2:47) ViolenceViolence RageRage ClydeClyde Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Christian calls out Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash for torturing his friends, then attempts to demonstrate how good of a fighter he is by punching a book, and then his own face.
  • Chris Loses It 12 October 2009 (1:27) PowerPower CrazyCrazy Dark RedDark Red ClydeClyde
    Chris screams in the dark, falls off a chair, and throws things at his camera.
  • War Paint Video 14 October 2009 (:59) RacismRacism ViolenceViolence CrazyCrazy White TWhite T
    Chris unburies the tomahawk toy gun he used to shoot at the Adam Stackhouse photo, and calls a war-curse upon the trolls through his alleged Cherokee ancestry.
  • Brutal Legend 18 October 2009 (2:03) Video gamesVideo games Vert RedVert Red
    Chris presumably plugs Brütal Legend, but screws up the video to the point where there is no sound.
  • Brutal Legend Plus 21 October 2009 (3:16) ComedyComedy Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris uploads another version of the previous video with sound this time, albeit with several skips due to PSEye neglect. He does indeed plug the game Brütal Legend and also takes a moment to hypocritically ridicule trolls.
  • For Chris 22 October 2009 (8:32) LiquidLiquid Vert RedVert Red
    Chris, still seriously suffering from crappywebcamitis, lists a whole bunch of adjectives that don't really describe him.
  • I Love You Kacey 23 October 2009 (4:57) ReasonReason LiquidLiquid Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Thinking he may still have a chance at banging Liquid's girlfriend (after duping her in an attempt to get laid), Chris pours his heart out to her. Being the unselfish gentleman that he is, he also gives her express permission to date whoever she wants.
  • 10242009 24 October 2009(:28) RageRage ClydeClyde Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    Chris delivers a brief message to Gregg Mays to let him know he is not scared of him.
  • To Clyde Gregg 27 October 2009 (4:25) SmugSmug ClydeClyde Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris declares his intentions to blackmail Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash by making threats to post a video that shows his real face.
  • ClydeGoingOnGregg1 27 October 2009 (:53) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The first blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes with the head of some white guy plastered on. Chris makes some dubious claims that the head in question belongs to Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash.
  • For Chris II 27 October 2009 (1:09) ReasonReason LiquidLiquid Green White StripeGreen White Stripe
    Chris tells Liquid Chris to "Back away from Kacey" and threatens to throw a hissy fit if his request is not obliged.
  • Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!! 28 October 2009 (:25) ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The second blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, which contains a picture of two drunk and lightly dressed women on top of each other. The one on the bottom has the head of a man in a Spider-Man mask plastered over her own. Chris claim this to be Gregg/Clyde's friend, Matt. That Chris is subtly (although it comes across as rather ham-handed) trying to make Gregg/Clyde look like a homo becomes clear.
  • SHE IS MINE NOW 29 October 2009 (4:27) SmugSmug LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    With Aerosmith playing in the background, Chris raps (or makes an attempt to) and declares that Kacey is now his, and that he has defeated Liquid Chris.
  • Clyde is Weaker than Water 30 October 2009 (1:10) PowerPower ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The third blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris calls Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash weak and reveals more of the picture he claims is of him. Chris manages to instantly thwart his own attempt to portray Gregg/Clyde as weak and gay by showing pictures of himself flexing his non-biceps while wearing his sports bra, which he calls a "muscle bra". And just to top it off, Chris says that more men should wear these "muscle bras".
  • 30 Push-Ups 30 October 2009 (1:29) PowerPower Blue T-ShirtBlueTshirt.png
    Chris attempts to do pushups while wearing his sports bra, and, unsurprisingly, he fails.
  • Getting Foam Ed 31 October 2009 (:32) ComedyComedy SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    The fourth blackmail attempt towards Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash, in which Chris reveals even more of the picture of the white guy and the gay Spider-Man which he insists is of Gregg Mays/Clyde Cash and Matt. Chris also claims that Gregg/Clyde has an urine fetish.
  • Greetings to Kacey's folks 31 October 2009 (2:31) LiquidLiquid Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris addresses Kacey's parents and tries to portray himself as decent human being. In true Chris style, he does this by spewing a whole lot of bullshit and lies about himself.

November 2009

  • I AM STRONG 1 November 2009 (:58) PowerPower ClydeClyde SmugSmug Blue with LogoBluelogoshirt.png
    Chris once again reiterates he is "strong." He attempts to flex, grunts a lot, and talks in a "deep" voice, and claims Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays is weak.
  • Twin Falling Towers 1 November 2009 (:30) ComedyComedy SmugSmug CrazyCrazy ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    Chris 'shops the gay Spider-Man image over an image of the World Trade Center and mocks the terror attacks of 9/11 in a revolting attempt to blackmail Clyde Cash.
  • It Will Never End 1 November 2009 (:23) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    In yet another entry in the Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays blackmail attempts, Chris reveals a large section of blank wall as well as the faces of the participants. He then claims these videos will never end, and flips off the camera.
  • Apology for 9/11 Joke 2 November 2009 (2:19) ClydeClyde TragedyTragedy AudioAudio
    Chris makes a self-serving apology for the 9/11 joke...and then reuses the image in a slightly altered form in another threat against Clyde.
  • Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler 3 November 2009 (10:23) SexSex Video gamesVideo games LiquidLiquid CrazyCrazy Red StripeRed Stripe MachinimaMachinima
    Chris talks about the making of his Little Big Planet level for Kacey, kisses the camera, and plays through the ironically-titled Little Big Planet level he made for Kacey.
  • 51 50 4 November 2009 (4:09) PowerPower ParappaParappa
    Chris does hammer curls, poorly, with 12-packs of soda he claims weigh 50 pounds each. They don't.
  • No More Jokes 4 November 2009 (1:36) SmugSmug ClydeClyde AudioAudio
    Chris reveals the inoffensive "gay Spider-man" picture, and is seemingly disgusted by it. YouTube pulls the video for some reason.
  • CWC is Sad 10 November 2009 (2:44) TragedyTragedy LiquidLiquid Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris tears up and congratulates Kacey on her marriage with Liquid Chris.
  • CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation 23 November 2009 (5:21) ComicsComics Fan ArtFan Art SmugSmug Classic ShirtClassic Shirt
    Chris, having completely recovered from the loss of Kacey, tries once again to pitch his incestuous, pedophilic porno-comic to businessmen as a comic for children, all while dropping his dox once more and wallowing in narcissism.

December 2009

  • Holiday Greetings 5 December 2009 (1:28) ComicsComics CrazyCrazy SmugSmug Safety ParkaSafetyparka.png
    Chris seemingly draws Sonichu in the snow and wishes everybody happy holidays. In reality he just praises his comic again and not-so-subtly compares it to the coming of Jesus.
  • Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009 9 December 2009 (8:08) HomosHomos RumorsRumors GalpalsGalpals HandoutsHandouts ReasonReason CrazyCrazy Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris talks about his disgust for the homosexual ads Jack Thaddeus has placed on CWCipedia and begs his TRUE and LOYAL fans in Europe to donate him money to get them removed. He then goes on access some rumors he have heard about a future Family Guy episode featuring him, and tells about his ideas for the episode which is just a bunch of narcissistic self-promoting bullshit. He also want his new gal-pal to voice Rosechu.
  • Fanmail Reading 10 December 2009 (10:00) OrangeOrange
    Chris reads some of the fan letters he's received through the mail, and then complains about the quality of the free things given to him.
  • Congrats, Jack Black 12 December 2009 (1:57) Video gamesVideo games Red Yellow StripeRed Yellow Stripe
    Chris congratulates Jack Black for winning an award for Brutal Legend in the Spike TV Video Game Awards, an awards show that nobody cares about.
  • IPods Down and Listen Up 15 December 2009 (1:43) MusicMusic CrazyCrazy Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris attempts a freestyle rap, where he suggests that he has taken Viagra, and it has given him the confidence to rape women to produce tiger/panther cubs (or so his lyrics go). In reality, Chris's doctor has told him he has a vitamin deficiency and Chris is acting like the vitamins he's taken are Viagra crystal meth.
  • Hello, Juffalo 18 December 2009 (5:53) CrazyCrazy MusicMusic GalpalsGalpals Straight White LinesStraight White Lines
    Chris tries to sing over another song, this time by Insane Clown Posse labelmates Dark Lotus. He has painted his face in the manner of a Juggalo, and also Sonichu, and fails at reciting the lyrics despite obviously reading them from a piece of paper.
  • Download For Play Only 26 December 2009 (3:44) HomosHomos Video gamesVideo games WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris rambles about how we should be able to download LBP levels and how a game's merchandise is its wedding ring and forbids everyone to alter his custom levels. He elegantly changes the subject at the end of the video to request the murder of Jack Thaddeus in revenge for the homo ads.
  • To Clyde and Jack 27 December 2009 (3:25) HomosHomos RageRage ClydeClyde Yellow & Red StripeYellow & Red Stripe
    Chris states that he likes homosexuals, implies that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus's actions harm the LGBT community, and suggests that the two aforementioned trolls commit suicide and rot in Hell.
  • Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp 31 December 2009 (1:42) WebsiteWebsite ClydeClyde ReasonReason Danger StripeDangerstripeshirt.PNG
    Chris ask to the CWCipedia's Sysop to remove the ad right next to the title of his front page. He also wishes for the suicide of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus.

January 2010 - Present

January 2010

  • Down with Asperchu 9 January 2010 Fan ArtFan Art RageRage AsperchuAsperchu Captain FalconCaptainfalconshirt.PNG
    Since Christian believes he is victorious over the gays after getting the despised ads taken off of his CWCipedia, he imposes his wrath upon Alec Benson Leary, the creator of Asperchu.
  • Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu (1337 version) 15 January 2010 Fan ArtFan Art CrazyCrazy AsperchuAsperchu Dog ShirtDog Shirt
    The video title, U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L, written in some kind of reversed 1337 pseudo-Spanish, is translated as "Love Sonichu and hate Asperchu". Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He has also been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days now. Take from that what you will.
  • Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke 17 January 2010 Fan ArtFan Art RageRage AsperchuAsperchu Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris runs down what he considers to be mockeries of himself in Asperchu, calls for Patti's spirit to eat Alec's soul for dinner, and threatens to get his church congregation and the FBI to take down the Asperpedia.

February 2010

  • CWC address to Royal Board 1 February 2010 ComicsComics ReasonReason Red StripeRed Stripe
    Chris, having been told that Sonichu violates a UK copyright, attempts to make his case to the Royal Board of Certification. For some reason, he seems hesitant to mention that Sonichu is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog, as though he's dimly aware that he's plagiarizing like crazy.
  • I Am Alive 5 February 2010 WebsiteWebsite ReasonReason AsperchuAsperchu Vert Blue Grey ShirtVert Blue Grey Shirt
    Chris reacts to the rumors of his premature death, claims that he will kill off Simonla, and says that he is sorry for spreading rumors regarding Alec.
  • Christian Love Day 23 February 2010 CrazyCrazy Red BlueRed Blue
    Chris proclaims that the trolls may take his dignity, but they'll never take HIS FREEDO- I mean, Christian Love Day!

March 2010

  • Happy Sonichu Day 17 March 2010 ComicsComics ReasonReason Tan Wide LinesTanwidestripeshirt.png
    Chris congratulates himself for ten years of Sonichu, and tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates.
  • C-Ya Later 21 March 2010 ComicsComics ReasonReason Surfshack TitoSurfshack Tito Red Green StripeRedgreenvertstripe.png
    After witnessing the carnage on CWCipedia, Chris vows to stay off the internet. For real this time. Honest.


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