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Da Update For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. 20 April 2019: Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters. 15 April 2019: Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire. 12 April 2019: The Captcha service for the CWCki returns! Da update is also back.

Quote of the Now “ I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personal experience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased. ” Chris's most recent tweet.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 205 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,044 days 269 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,689 days 5,349 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,349 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan is a series of YouTube videos in which various songs of different languages are "sung" by an AI Classic Chris voice, and then by current Chris. The videos' description refers to them collectively as a "Neo SingStar Challenge" and a "Worldwide Musical Journey." The premise is that, across the series, Chris will sing at least one song from every language Duolingo offers, although thus far Chris has mostly covered songs from the languages he's already familiar with or has shown interest in learning. Aside from the one German novelty song, his selections have been from English, Japanese, Hebrew, and Finnish. He's also already tackled Duolingo's only two novelty pop culture conlangs, Klingon and High Valyrian (from A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones). While Chris's vocal performances so far arguably rank among his most competent, that's not to say they're good. So far, it seems that AI Chris has the upper hand, despite Chris's best efforts. Only time will tell if Chris can make a comeback (probably not). (More...)

Did You Know ... that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ... that Sonichu has his own animated series? ... that Evan killed Mommy? ... that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ... that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ... and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ... that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? ... that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu? ... that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ... and that he's overdue for it even in his newest car? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, the message on cwcville.com is changed again, with an photoshopped image of Chris at a gay pride festival. A new message says that Vanessa was real and she has had sex with Joshua Martinez. (more...)

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