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The premier encyclopedia on Chris Chan, the author of Sonichu and literal motherfucker.
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"Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic."

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Article of the Week

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HEXBox (also spelled HeXBox, HEX-Box, or Hex-Bawx) is a CWC-ism for Microsoft's Xbox series of game consoles, probably in reference to "hex" being a word for "curse." There are currently four generations of Xbox game consoles, three of which Chris has owned games for at one point.

Chris has stated that if his video game Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title on everywhere but the HEXBox. With his later acquisition of an Xbox One, however, it remains to be seen whether he has relaxed his position on Adult Chronicles being released on the system.

By 2019, Chris lost interest in playing the Xbox and PlayStation 4 consoles. He did, however, return to playing Xbox (or at least logged into his Live account) on 1 September 2023, after his release from jail.

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Incarceration Counter

It has been...
1,017
days since Chris was last placed in custody.
238
days since the last known communication from Chris.
We highly advise against contacting Chris in any way.

Jesus Counter

It has been
649
days since Chris last claimed to be Jesus Christ.

Jailhouse Begging Counter

Do not send money to Chris: satisfying a degenerate inmate's sweet tooth is a waste of your hard earned C-Quarters.
It has been…
656
days since Chris last begged for money to waste on food from his jail’s commissary.

This Day in Christory

Introducing the completely original character, Princess Sal- UH, I mean IVY!

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris posts to the talk page on Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page, saying that he knows that Ivy is a troll, and that his heart is shattered.

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Quote of the Now

I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personal experience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased.
Chris's most recent tweet.

Da Update

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It is currently May 2024. It has been...
50
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

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