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Lynchburg (pop. 79,009 in 2020) is an independent city in the Commonwealth of Virginia. It lies at the center of the Lynchburg metropolitan area, which includes Lynchburg and four neighboring counties. Chris has frequently been spotted in the Lynchburg area beginning on 20 July 2023, seventeen days after the last time he was seen in Chesterfield County.
Big Island (pop. 300) is a census-designed place 18 miles (29 km) northwest of Lynchburg, in nearby Bedford County. In June 2023, Caden Peck purchased a house in Big Island. In August 2023, a business partner of Caden registered an LLC there called Realty Plus LLC. Chris's car has been spotted at the house, and Chris was since shown to be living there.
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads two strange new videos, ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain, in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain. Later it turned out Ivy asked him to make these videos.
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Did You Know...
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- ... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
- ... that YouTuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going?
- ... and that Chris [DMed him] after seeing the series?
- ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
- ... that Chris really cannot dance?
- ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
- ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
- ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
- ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
- ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
- ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
- ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
- ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?
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PS3 Tracker
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Chris was last spotted playing Street Fighter 6 Demo for the PS5.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.
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Da Update
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It is currently April 2024. It has been...
36 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
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We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info
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CWCki News
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Improvement Project of the Now
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The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.
The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:
- A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.
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