Talk:Jessie Ruddy

Jessica Ruddy

Here's the story: in September 2008 or so, trolling to Chris really went off but was an uncoordinated effort compared to now. Everyone was trying to get Chris's attention but there really wasn't much communication going on between other trolls, save for a bit on the ED Chris-chan article talk page, but that was limited.

One troll posted a chat transcript he had with Chris, saying that he and a friend of his were able to pretend to be a young lady named Jessica Rudy. However, because the responses from Chris were so bizarre ("I WANT BREASTS ON MY NOSE!" "I WANT TITS ON MY ASS!"), no one believed him and assumed he was faking it. The fact that this person was also responsible for erroneous information about Chloe didn't help establish prove his trustworthiness either. So, people assumed that Jessica Ruddy didn't really happen, more or less "non-canon."

Flash forward to Chris's Girlfriend video. He mentions somewhere that one of the pics is Jessica Ruddy. I remember saying "Holy fucking shit, Crumpet was right." Most trolls, even the higher ups who didn't recall this, were asking "Who the fuck is Jessica Ruddy?" because they weren't even around back then.

Here's the chatlogs of the chats between Jessi and Chris. I think it wouldn't hurt to open up discussion on whether or not these chats are "canon", in that they are indeed real chats that happened, as some people tend to disagree. Perhaps knowing what we know now, they're not quite as crazy"

   [12:35:20 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: Hey, Jessica. how are you?
   [12:35:28 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Pretty good
   [12:35:30 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: You?
   [12:35:36 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I'm good too.
   [12:35:47 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: That's good XD
   [12:35:54 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: how was your day?
   [12:36:03 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: It was alright
   [12:36:12 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Just played Video games all day
   [12:36:21 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: Team Fortress 2?
   [12:36:33 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: That and Half life 2 ep 2
   [12:36:40 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: okay.
   [12:37:02 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I've been chatting with Blanca for a while.
   [12:37:14 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Cool, what about?
   [12:38:01 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: her day; my day; this and that; good "yada, yada, yada"
   [12:38:07 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: :)
   [12:38:20 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: that's cool
   [12:38:57 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I realized the definition of the "yada, yada, yada" term in a conversational sense from an episode of Sienfeld.
   [12:39:16 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Ah
   [12:39:41 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Sienfeld is ok
   [12:40:06 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I like Jerry; he's a funny comedian.
   [12:40:22 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: I like Kramer
   [12:40:28 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: lol
   [12:40:30 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Sliding through doors and such
   [12:40:33 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: he is WILD.
   [12:40:40 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: indeed
   [12:40:51 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: what a crazy kook. lol
   [12:41:02 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: but sometimes, he does make sense.
   [12:41:13 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Yeah
   [12:41:42 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: what's your favorite TV show?
   [12:41:56 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Scrubs
   [12:42:03 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: How about you?
   [12:42:12 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I have heard of that show, but I don't regularly watch it.
   [12:42:35 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: how do you enjoy it?
   [12:42:50 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Enjoy Scrubs?
   [12:42:56 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: yes.
   [12:43:03 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: How can't someone enjoy it?
   [12:43:19 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: if that some has not watched it.
   [12:43:49 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I meant what is your impression of the show; how would you describe in your own words?
   [12:44:05 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Well it's real funny and accurate
   [12:44:20 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: what's it about?
   [12:44:30 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: It's a medical Comedy
   [12:45:06 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I did notice that it took place in a hospital.
   [12:45:13 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Yeah
   [12:46:43 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: It's about a medical doctor called JD, a female medical doctor called Ellot, a Surgen named Chris Turk, a nurse called Carla, the chief of medician Bob Kelso, Dr Cox, and the janitor
   [12:46:57 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: They are all the main characters
   [12:47:04 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: But they have many many minor characters
   [12:48:03 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Real good show
   [12:48:10 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: So what's your fave show?
   [12:48:12 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I'll have to sample it for myself.
   [12:48:47 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Also, how's the pictures coming along?
   [12:49:08 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I like Family Guy. I took a few today.
   [12:49:26 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Cool :P
   [12:49:38 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: So you will have them tomorrow?
   [12:49:46 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: Yes I will.
   [12:50:03 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: yay
   [12:50:16 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: 17 good teaser pics for you to get wet over.
   [12:50:28 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: I cannot wait
   [12:51:09 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: I'll tell you a secret, ever since you told me they'll be ready in four days, I stopped touching myself, and I told myself to wait those four days :P
   [12:51:23 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: Damn, girl.
   [12:51:25 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: lol
   [12:51:27 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: :P
   [12:52:02 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: This is gonna be so fun
   [12:52:14 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I'll try not to disappoint you.
   [12:52:21 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Lol ok
   [12:53:33 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: So can you get them to me any eariler :P
   [12:53:52 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: not tonight.
   [12:54:11 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Ok :C
   [12:55:40 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: So what else did you do today?
   [12:56:40 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Also do you own a car?
   [12:58:31 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I did a few things; went to DQ for a free Blizzard, picked up some cans of tea, and other things.
   [12:58:42 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: Yes, I own a 92 ford escort.
   [12:58:54 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Cool :P
   [12:59:13 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: How long have you been driving?
   [12:59:37 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: since 18
   [1:00:10 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Lucky
   [1:00:16 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: I might get mine soon
   [1:00:24 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: you're 19, right?
   [1:00:27 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Ever had any crashes?
   [1:00:33 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Yeah I am
   [1:00:41 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: ONE
   [1:00:46 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: just ONE
   [1:00:48 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: :O
   [1:00:52 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: What happened?
   [1:01:48 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I got distracted doing math in my head, and I missed seeing the stopped car ahead of me; WHAM! I don't like to think or talk about it.
   [1:02:13 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Ah ok, sorry to hear that
   [1:02:19 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: it's alright.
   [1:02:19 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Least you're alright
   [1:02:24 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: yes, I am safe.
   [1:02:43 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: but that was a moment that laid another life scar on me.
   [1:02:56 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: and I have a number of manly emotional scars.
   [1:03:10 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Wanna tell me some?
   [1:03:18 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Cause I'm willing to listen
   [1:03:19 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: not right now.
   [1:03:22 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: but thank you. :)
   [1:03:24 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Ah.
   [1:03:28 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: no problem
   [1:04:13 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I know that you've had a few emotional scars from the guys being frightened of your open kindess.
   [1:04:37 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: just a bunch of Really Shy Guys.
   [1:04:38 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Yeah
   [1:04:43 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Yep :P
   [1:05:09 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: all you can do is move on until you find the not-so-shy guy who will treat you right.
   [1:05:33 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Hope he's around the corner :P
   [1:05:49 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: there's always something just around the corner or riverbend.
   [1:06:48 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: BTW, would you change your Skype avitar, please? I like it, I do, but I'm getting tired of looking at it, like getting a toothache after eating too much sugary candy.
   [1:08:05 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Ok, what should I change it to?
   [1:08:19 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I like your "JR1" pic.
   [1:09:24 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: thank you.
   [1:09:29 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: that's better
   [1:09:30 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: :)
   [1:09:31 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: no problem
   [1:11:07 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I'm feeling a bit tired from sitting in front of the computer for a long while; I'm going to rest up a bit and finish taking those teasing, pleasing pics for you. :)
   [1:11:32 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Thank you :P
   [1:11:44 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Remember, sexy clothes :P
   [1:12:08 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I will have them for you before 10:00 PM tomorrow.
   [1:12:20 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I understand.
   [1:12:30 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: "too sexy for my shirt."
   [1:12:45 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: lol
   [1:12:46 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: you take care and stay safe.
   [1:13:03 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: You too
   [1:13:06 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: good night.
   [1:13:13 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Night

   [23/10/2008 8:52:27 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: are you sure?
   [23/10/2008 8:52:49 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: I could have just copied them from other websites and pasted them to make them look like mine.
   [23/10/2008 8:52:57 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: and I could have lied to you for all you know.
   [23/10/2008 8:53:04 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: and I can be Trolling YOU.
   [23/10/2008 8:53:07 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Nop
   [23/10/2008 8:53:11 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Tell you why?
   [23/10/2008 8:53:25 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: no, but I can TELL YOU WHY.
   [23/10/2008 8:53:26 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: cuz i trool u
   [23/10/2008 8:53:27 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: For the LULZ
   [23/10/2008 8:53:32 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: HUR DUR
   [23/10/2008 8:53:42 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: DERP A DERP A DUR
   [23/10/2008 8:54:15 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: BA DERP A DERP A TEEDILY DUM-DUM, YOU TROLLING DUMM-DUMM.
   [23/10/2008 8:54:24 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Notice this chirs
   [23/10/2008 8:54:26 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: *chris
   [23/10/2008 8:54:34 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: I has 7 proxies
   [23/10/2008 8:54:40 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Good bye for now
   [23/10/2008 8:54:43 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: One more thing
   [23/10/2008 8:54:48 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Women can be trolls too
   [23/10/2008 8:54:52 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: well, 7 proxies mean nothing to me.
   [23/10/2008 8:55:01 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: so whoop-de-freaking-doo-doo
   [23/10/2008 8:55:22 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Also blanca was a troll
   [23/10/2008 8:55:26 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: I know.
   [23/10/2008 8:55:27 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: She has your medallion
   [23/10/2008 8:55:30 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: She destroied it
   [23/10/2008 8:55:31 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: You failed
   [23/10/2008 8:55:33 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: who cares.
   [23/10/2008 8:55:34 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: They win
   [23/10/2008 8:55:40 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Now I shall leave you
   [23/10/2008 8:55:43 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: On a lighter note
   [23/10/2008 8:55:46 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: I may have only appeared to have failed.
   [23/10/2008 8:56:03 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: but I have my High School Ring, with my REAL POWERS of Chris Chan Sonichu!
   [23/10/2008 8:56:08 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: No
   [23/10/2008 8:56:10 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: So, who's the REAL WINNER HERE?
   [23/10/2008 8:56:13 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: ME
   [23/10/2008 8:56:16 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: That's the power of your gay
   [23/10/2008 8:56:23 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Enjoy shoving pickles up your asshole
   [23/10/2008 8:56:27 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: That's the POWER OF MY STRAIGHT>
   [23/10/2008 8:56:44 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: You're not straight chirssy
   [23/10/2008 8:56:48 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: I AM,
   [23/10/2008 8:56:57 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: THese pictures of you in a bra and panies say otherwise
   [23/10/2008 8:57:05 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Also so i herd u liek pickles up ur asshole
   [23/10/2008 8:57:15 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: A lot of people try on underwear of their opposites.
   [23/10/2008 8:57:21 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: I DO NOT.
   [23/10/2008 8:57:31 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: YOU LOVE THE COCK
   [23/10/2008 8:57:45 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: YOU WANT A HUGE COCK IN YOUR MOUTH AND ASSHOLE
   [23/10/2008 8:57:47 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: no, I LOVE VAGINA.
   [23/10/2008 8:57:49 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: No
   [23/10/2008 8:57:53 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: I WANT VAGINA ON MY NOSE
   [23/10/2008 8:57:54 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Vagina doesnt love you
   [23/10/2008 8:57:59 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: I WANT BREASTS ON MY ASS
   [23/10/2008 8:58:02 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Infact you'll never have a child
   [23/10/2008 8:58:10 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: I WANT LONG HAIR STROKING MY BACK.
   [23/10/2008 8:58:20 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: God is the troll hered
   [23/10/2008 8:58:22 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: *here
   [23/10/2008 8:58:31 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: I HAVE WOMAN'S TOUNGE IN MY MOUTH.
   [23/10/2008 8:58:39 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: and I HAVE MINE IN HERS.
   [23/10/2008 8:58:51 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: So, TA TA.
   [23/10/2008 8:58:53 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: That's your fathers toung
   [23/10/2008 8:58:57 PM] Christopher C.W.C. says: or, TIT TIT
   [23/10/2008 8:59:02 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: HUR DUR
   [23/10/2008 8:59:03 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Nigger
   [23/10/2008 8:59:20 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Enjoy your fucking fat mother and ancient father

   [12:02:33 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says:You should trade your Hexbox in for a PS3, they're better you know, and the owner isn't a money hungry monster
   [12:02:34 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: and we could play together on TF2 :)
   [12:02:37 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: Wow, you're such a fanboy
   [12:02:38 PM] Jessie Ruddy says: :P
   [12:02:41 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I AM NOT A FANBOY
   [12:02:44 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: I just like Nintendo and Sony so much, that's all.
   [12:02:45 PM] Christian Weston Chandler says: It's like you and shopping. 

--Champthom 20:55, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

• i'm still sceptical about the authenticity of these chatlogs. while chris definitely has talked to jessie ruddy, that doesn't confirm that these chatlogs are genuine. they still seem as ridiculous and faked now as they did then. i'll try to find a way to confirm them, though. it'd be great if they were real, but... --cogsdev/vedsgoc 21:03, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
• Well, regardless of whether or not it's true... we seem to have some acknowledgement. Where should I direct this??? There obviously isn't enough for it's own article. --Fuckingstupid 23:05, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

• Maybe it'd be better to just redirect this to Sweetheart for now. --Champthom 23:10, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

2015: I think this is real

Well shit, there's still stuff on the CWCki I've never seen. From the perspective of 2015, this looks bona fide to me, and I would tentatively recommend putting it on the site, but only if others agree.

Reasons:

• In general, the language and style are consistent with other Chris chats. It rings true. Nothing stands out to me as jarring. In 2008 people had very few examples of Chris's writing, and if this is a fake, it's very prescient for the time it was produced. In 2015 it would be a lot easier to make a fake Chris transcript; not so in 2008.
• He mentions his car crash. The earliest this story appears on the CWCki seems to be Feb. 2009. His telling of the story here is consistent with verified versions.
• "BA DERP A DERP A TEEDILY DUM-DUM, YOU TROLLING DUMM-DUMM" is very similar to something he said on Facebook in June 2015.
• Chris is in fact a fan of Seinfeld, with the earliest verified evidence being from 2009. He even singles out Jerry, which he will do in the future.
• Chris drinks sweet tea.
• The most suspicious language, i.e., "I WANT VAGINA ON MY NOSE," is comparable to "I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THE BIG HOLE BELOW THE URETHRA KNOWN AS THE BEAUTIFUL VAGINA VERY MUCH" in 2013. There's also, of course, "DYKES DYKES CHINA," but this video was produced around the time of this trolling.
• The defensive back-and-forth sounds like what he has done with other trolls like Clyde and Colin. He's desperately trying to go toe to toe with a troll. The all-caps is spot-on.
• "A lot of people try on underwear of their opposites" is exactly the defensive tone that Chris would take about cross-dressing in later years.
• Chris will of course soon be obsessed by the word LULZ.
• And the clincher, as Champthom says, is that Chris refers to Jessie Ruddy in a 2009 video.

Counter-Evidence:

• Son-Chu was '92, not '94. But still, who in God's name in 2008 would have access to the make and model of Chris's car?
• The idea that his power lies in his Amnyfest Ring is an idea that he came up with right around this time, so his mention of it here isn't strong evidence, since he was making videos about this.

Autistically yours, Asperhes (talk) 12:02, 26 October 2015 (UTC)