User:Alopax

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If I see one more freakin' pickle... I will create you in Soul Calibur III and beat you up like there's no tomorrow!
Everyone's favorite manchild.

Hi. I'm Alopax, and I sell propane and propane accessories.

This is me hard at work, editing the Cwcki. For srs.
"All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend! Mmm."
Thorg Atheist
This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.
Lesbian Lesbian
This user is a lesbian. A female gaybian.
Transgendered Transgendered
This user is transgendered and would very much like to become the opposite sex. If Chris ever falls off the straight path, he'll join you.
Ass Burger Ass Burger
This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.
BLANK Grammar Nazi
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!
Sigmund Freud Armchair Psychologist
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is nothing more than a retard.
TVTropes Logo Troper
This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.
Kitty Chandler Kitty
This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3


...QUIT READING MY PAGE GODDAMNIT.