Difference between revisions of "Voicemail greeting"

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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]


== c. [[May 2011]] ==
=== c. [[May 2011]] ===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. Leave message. Goodbye.
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. Leave message. Goodbye.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]
=== 13 May 2011==
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]


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Revision as of 17:56, 13 May 2011

The Voicemail message of Christian Weston Chandler is something that many trolls have experienced when attempting to call Chris. Chris's messages have varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre.

Examples of Chris' Voicemail Message

2 August 2009

Chris: Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my publicist and my lawyers to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, Troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much trollin' stupid? I'm not trollin' stupid, you're trollin' stupid. Have a good day.

1 March 2011

Chris: I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is very paranoid of cyber-bullies at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or out-of-state-of-Virginia number, please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.

19 April 2011

Chris: Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

c. May 2011

Chris: Hello. Leave message. Goodbye.

= 13 May 2011

Chris: Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.