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Yo what up?
ANNUAL OVERHAUL


==Who am I?==
==What it is that I do==


I am LAG4U. My intention for following Chris is purely for laughs, thrills, and feeling so much better about myself. I was raised to believe that I was a purebred Mexican, but I found out I am 1/4 Spanish, 1/4 German, 1/4 English, and 1/4 Native American (Apache), which would really make me 1/2 White, and 1/2 Apache. I live in Texas currently, but I have plans on moving to either Anchorage or Fairbanks.
I don't actually do much here these days. I very rarely make edits, and I hardly ever log on to this account. You can take a gander at what a fag I used to be, but most of my time gets wasted on the forums, so you're not going to get a good idea of just who I am. I'll tell you this much. I'm a Comanche/Mexican Teenager from Texas who drives a pickup truck and according to most of the people I know as well as myself, I'm some kind of hopeless romantic. Well, there is sort of a girl... but I shouldn't talk about personal stuff like that here. Hey, at least I'm one step ahead of Chris.
 
==What am I doing here?==
 
I like this wiki because of how official and serious everything seems. At first, I thought it would just be another re-incarnation of the ED page, but there's a lot more to this site. I especially like to keep tabs on Chris by reading Da Update.
 
==How did I find Chris?==
 
One fateful December day back in 2007, I was reading some ED articles with my brother (I was new to ED at the time, and my brother was showing me some funny and disturbing articles). So, when we got bored I pressed the random page button. It lead me to this abomination. At first, I was stunned by the sheer amount of toys he had in the room for a grown man. But then, I read on and discovered how epic he was. And not in a good way. He was such a failure at life, I didn't really know if I could go back to just making fun of ''anybody''. It had to be Chris. He reigned supreme over all the lulz cows ED had to offer. And so the story continues.
 
==What the fuck does LAG4U even mean?==
 
It's an acronym. '''L'''olz '''A'''re '''G'''ood '''4''' yo'''U'''. It should by LAG4Y, but that wouldn't make any sense. Anyways, this is my internet handle on basically every website I use. With the exception of my e-mail, of course.
 
==What's with all the "lulzy" edits?==
 
I, being Native American, am very offended by Chris. First he takes my land, then he takes my culture and stomps it to pieces (even though my culture was ruined as soon as I tried McDonalds). My first response of course is to try to defame him every chance I can. So yeah, this is pretty much the reason for everything.
 
==Alright bro, let's have some info==
 
Well on the internet, I'm a disturbing, cold-hearted troll. But IRL, I'm a typical man. I like cars, hockey, anything with meat, NASCAR(yes, I'm a redneck), Rock & Roll and all other types of music, and of course guns. I don't have a "career" yet, but I plan on being either a construction worker, demolition worker, truck driver, or auto mechanic. Yeah I have really low expectations for myself. Also, I love dogs because they are kawaii ^___^


==Boxes==
==Boxes==


{{Native American}}{{Straight}}{{Americunt}}{{JERK}}{{Christian}}
{{Native American}}{{Straight}}{{Americunt}}{{JERK}}{{Agnostic}}{{Skittles}}

Latest revision as of 08:46, 21 May 2012

ANNUAL OVERHAUL

What it is that I do

I don't actually do much here these days. I very rarely make edits, and I hardly ever log on to this account. You can take a gander at what a fag I used to be, but most of my time gets wasted on the forums, so you're not going to get a good idea of just who I am. I'll tell you this much. I'm a Comanche/Mexican Teenager from Texas who drives a pickup truck and according to most of the people I know as well as myself, I'm some kind of hopeless romantic. Well, there is sort of a girl... but I shouldn't talk about personal stuff like that here. Hey, at least I'm one step ahead of Chris.

Boxes

Chris's Imaginary Ancestor Native American
This user is Native American and finds Chris's portrayal of the race offensive.
Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
A JERK JERK
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
Robert G. Ingersoll Agnostic
This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.
Skittles Chandler Skittles
This user thinks Skittles is the best Chandler cat! :3
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