Talk:Internet Dream Lounge

Highlights section

Thought I'd share what is worth mentioning on this page:

Fuck, marry, kill

• Chris has never heard of the game prior.
• With the choices of Hillary Clinton, Obama and Trump, Chris was fine admitting he would marry Hillary and kill Trump.
• Despite his claimed attitude towards gay people and the purpose of the game, Chris is clearly uncomfortable saying he would fuck Obama.
• Between Amy Rose, Rosechu and Mary Lee Walsh, Chris would rather kill the human.

--Rossticus (talk) 07:57, 11 October 2017 (UTC)

Psychology

• Chris once again affirms his psychic connection to CWCville and his fictional comic roster.

Gaming

• Chris only signed up to Steam to redeem a gifted digital copy of Portal.
• Chris believes the PC version of Minecraft is superior.

--Rossticus (talk) 10:41, 11 October 2017 (UTC)

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In case anyone wants to use this to transcribe select portions. Hurtful Truth Level (talk) 10:29, 11 October 2017 (UTC)

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welcome to another episode of the internet dream lounge I'm your host Mary and with me as always my trusty arrow faithful co-host SDK and on this show we have the honor of presenting to our dear viewers the eternal hero of love the defender of autism and the god-emperor of quick will the Creator of Solitude Christine Western Chandler so how are you today Chris I'm doing good how are you I'm doing quite fine we already did this interview already I just want to re-record it because the last one was quite boring and also a few times I slipped up and didn't call you by your proper pronoun so what was it you told me to do this time okay like in order to make sure I don't slip up and call you here instead of apparently anyway well in order to not not mess up the pronouns and call her Christine she instead of he I will be pretending it's natalie portman so I hope that helps anyway Chris I want to get straight into things and see that you have actually started your very own merchandise shop recently yes yes we should buy some Christian Western Chandler pillows the classic ones the ones with your picture from when you were guy yeah well something old and then also bit something new if you wanna go updated absolutely so Chris could you tell us a little bit about sauna to your creations what's the lure the the listeners who don't know about that yes sarn't you and Rose you are the electric headshot Pokemon in the city a quick Phil Virginia United States of America and with my help or rather with their help of that I'm in danger we defend a city a quick veil from those who want to make true love and feeling and finding it illegal in the United States of America and around the world and of course the people who want to make a true love illegal that would be the in the law of your comics that would be the jerk hops and slow wheel ryeom who is based on a person who brought a lot of problems into your life I've been asked not to mention her real name but a lot of it is based on your real life experiences and your troubles are in New York in your adult life I believe a subtext for the comic is the adult Chronicles of Christian Western Chandler or Christine Western Chandler as it is now yes give or take but really the main antagonist is actually the embodiment of my loneliness and depressions the one of which I have given a name based on one of my depressing life offense the infamous spiritual magician count gradual count gradual and he's like the eternal kind of your nemesis in a way in the comic yes because apparently he was the one that could never feel love and he never could feel for a son himself he never could find it so it so back in the medieval centuries he would attack kingdoms and castles that initially a night headed him and yeah was it we had an archaeologist in England he gets possessed he finds the or but he was encapsulated in and grad you want and here's another one for the Boober real glad you want possesses him and in the in the body gradual on guys the guy all the way to America who at least to be America at the church and a Cherokee clan recognizes this mouth spirits and exercises grad you Mon from the poor archaeologists and puts them in a new sphere encapsulation and hide step underground and then in many years later he is uncovered it putting a museum the sphere and that's where slowly oh and he met so that's the origin story of the villains can we can we hear a little bit about how you came up with your title character the electric pokemon sana - and of course rose - oh yes back in back in March 17th 2004 my computer graphics class at Manchester high school we had to do a CD insert and cover and I want to put I can pick it to you on there but copyright characters were not allowed so I ended up combining the two and that's house on she was made from then on science you and I actually grown closer together we got to know each other at intervention I made his sweetheart Brochu Paulo by Blake blacks aren't you and then all the other characters that followed over the years so these all hedgehogs and Pokemon like hits hearts from Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokemon from Pokemon yeah classified as electric Hedgehog Pokemon obviously the comics have been going on for some time now and throughout your life you've had some troubles you've had some struggles a lot of the characters in the comic the villains in the comic they kind of represent people who have brought you trouble in your real life I mean since the wheel and you mentioned count gradual on who is not a single person as I understand it he's two more like a manifestation of I assume your graduation from high school and eight years of loneliness and depression I've had to endure of course and and but there's of course the presence of trolls with in your comic there's not there's a long list of trolls that are of course I won't name but I just want to ask you because of course there was an attempt to crown Billy Mays as the mayor of quick will which you quickly shut down very fast would you like to tell us a little bit about that well I mean I don't know why people insisted on fucking Billy Mays who did the OxiClean commercials it just seems so random I never could understand that but no he'd never be mayor because he wasn't originally a quick fell resident oh but at least at least in my absence did have my secretary it was also quite knowledgeable in me and imagine a city dead very well miss Allison amber okay so is it possible for someone other than you to be elected mayor of quickly now right cuz my father would have found it to City and Pandy and I passed sit down to me so to switch the origin story of the city a quick though my father built it okay pass it on to me so it's like a monarchy bit of a monarchy interesting all right that that's pretty interesting also of course there's the the sauna two comics have sort of ever since their debut in I believe the late 2009 so when was it that your popularity kind of blew up Chris can you remember that yeah yeah it was more like oh nine or ten okay so around that time since then there's been all sorts of creations of people fascinated by your life there's been a sauna two animated series there's been a documentary which you have seen which we'll get into later there's been all sorts of creations and people have actually come forward during your absence from the comic and created comics of their own someone created a comic book like a webcomic called sunny - I believe it was revolution which kind of told a more dark version and one of the characters in it a slob wheel was kind of because a lot of the fans draw snow wheel as an attractive young blonde woman I was wondering what do you think about that because she is quiet in in the in the comic in the cannon comics she is an old woman I was wondering what you think about like reimagine ends of the different villains of your comic in in ways like that well I encourage creativity amongst my fans but although this is my collection I never really watched any of the created animated series because it just wasn't directly from me and there's just something's lacking in there but also I think they did forgot slowy oz blonde color from her Viking helmet she wore a viking helmet with red horns she was never a blonde suppose it was kind of a misconception based on early drawings of her then yeah alright early in Europe like early back in your timeline like the father's back you can remember there was a an events which shaped you as a person it was when your childhood babysitter who I believe she's called miss Roach left you in your room she locked you in your room because you were interrupting her phone call now I asked you this question in a private chat between you and I but I would like to ask you again so you can elaborate on it in our interviews would you ever consider putting miss Roach into your comic as a villain very unlikely because I have very little information or recollection about her past her current appearance much less her first name so that would be a big no okay very well because a lot like that's kind of like the the ground zero of everything Christian of everything Chris Terry as it's called do you know that term Chris tree yeah that's okay yeah that's good yeah that's good you like that one yeah yeah all right wonderful there are several moments in your life that have kind of been shrouded in mystery now you are of course an Internet legend you have been documented more than some presidents of the United States your life has been probably one of the most documented things in in internet history because you have put yourself out there you have told everyone here's my story here's all of it I will not keep anything hidden from any of you and some people might say that was a bit stupid some people might say that's admirable you're brave you put yourself out there more like more people know about you and your life then most like what is known about most celebrities so when an event like that is described by you the the sort of Ground Zero the the the moment your babysitter locked you in your room you mentioned that a lot as in the past correct me if I'm wrong as having sort of been the cause of your autism I don't know about it being D cause my autism I've been theoretically something in the genetics or very unlikely and why the vaccines but it's pretty I would say it instigated it brought the autism up that one moment okay very well has any one of the trolls in your life you've obviously had a long like history of people who have tried to troll you and who have tried to mess around with your life a long list of people pretending to be girlfriend's but pretending to be Internet girlfriends there was one time when you drove a long way to meet someone who wasn't actually there and I believe it was an old black woman who opened the door yeah could you tell us a little bit about your real-life encounters with trolls ah little bit little bit I could don't I I don't have very many upon recounting there was the one where I met her at Fashion Square ma my father was there and then we were met with the infamous guy in a pickle suit just I was totally random I don't know why I said from like you know Sachi don't like pickles because he's allergic to pickles and pickle brine I hadn't been snap before but mention it later and let's screw it like what went through your head when you saw the man in the pickle suit of protein um I was like this is crazy just random I really did not know what to think or expect at that moment and then the girl left with the guy in a pickle suit at that did you kind of like put it together in your head like okay maybe this was like a setup yeah soon enough I did piece it together like that probably around the time like your your medallion came up missing um no I would say just shortly after the actual event oh I'm sorry if I could just interject so you did did you like notice that your medallion was gone Mahmud I'm was not removed from my person at that oh he wasn't after that you might be confusing it with the other theoretical ads who have you send it to her in the mail for safekeeping and then that's when the original but Diane was put in a pickle jar cut apart yadda yadda yadda I was given misinformation I thought that that's how they actually acquired your medallion I don't know like they I believe it was someone who was pretending to be a girlfriend of Chris they asked Chris to send the medallion and then they absolutely destroyed it and uploaded it to YouTube of course Chris made a new medallion after that so Chris Natalie Christine did have you ever because because what a lot of these things that people do to you they're just borderline like a legal some of them like that like example right there like that's that's destruction of property like you know you I mean yeah you went willingly sent it to them but that was your property and they destroyed it destruction of property have you ever considered like pressing charges against these people I mean because really that seems like it would be the best course of action for a lot of these cases well I don't remember the address I sent it to and I only know Ali would remember the pseudo name that the troll was using at that time so how can i press charges against somebody I don't know who he or she bully is besides it happened it happened along it happened a long time ago and right I don't like as much as the trolls have brought horror into your life Christine I don't think any of them have ever physically harmed you is that is that correct and saying yeah not physically but between their manipulations and blackmail they deal of emotional and mental damage to me okay so you never considered that you you've never considered like pressing charges like ever ah yeah my father had brought up pressing charges but like I said a nurse state don't know who that person actually is are you are you familiar about the means about your father yes the internet lumberjack in our previous interview we kind of introduced you to the meme about which you were aware of at the time the meme about the infinite lumberjack we were recording it during your during your father's birthday so there is I I want you to know that a lot of people actually view him very far like that no I don't think anyone dislike Bob Chandler and I think people actually were kind of sad when he passed away so there's several pieces of fan art for example him knocking down the gates to heaven and and screaming I'm gonna cut that internet down with her with a Gloria over his head do you remember that yes you can appreciate oh yeah if everybody wants to hear more about my father Bob Chandler go check inquire over at the generalship plant and chanson Virginia but or between shots and rocks ooh up 29 South just ask about mr. Robert Chandler or Bobby C as they like to call him and they'll tell you about the control schematics to hit you up and some of his awards and phrases in need in that industry so Chris I want to go into you into the we talked a little bit about meeting trolls in real life now there is one particular moment in as they call it Christie excrete Christian history where you uploaded a series of videos and it they featured a mysterious individual that nobody really knows anything about there's a lot of theories about who this man is I'll tell you the the video you uploaded one of them is called the the magic potion something like that where you drink you consume a potion and you turn into this young kind of attractive guy and this was like a comedy skit that you made and there was also another video where you sat down with this man and you were showing him things on your Playstation who is this man nobody really knows who he is we can't really like nobody can really figure out who this guy is there's theories that he was a troll those fairies that he was family friend could you tell us about him he was a friend and also a friend of another friend of mine who I won't be naming her name right now but I'm for sure high school dropouts um know why my later friends okay babe I cannot remember his name but he has been married since so god I had lost touch with him some time ago but he was a good it was a good person natural what did you do with him generally other than make videos just hang it just got hung out how were you introduced to him yeah my yard like y'all pal introduced introduced us did she figure you should get a male friend perhaps that's why she introduced you to him yeah pretty much yeah did you at any point figure that he might be aware of your internet presence did he mention anything about it um yeah he was made aware of my internet presence okay so he knew about that before meeting you oh did he or did he tell him about it yeah he had become aware and she knew about my internet presence okay wary so I want to ask you do you have any stories you can tell about this person what you did together anything interesting or is it mainly just what we see in the video I want to say one thing mainly what was in that video but I do if I remember correctly I do believe he recorded that one where I was walking along to downtown malls at one video was it the one where you were wearing normal clothes and you kind of like tried to play a prank on people and oh you might say that by now I was wearing denim vest oh right so the denim vest that you yeah was it the one where you were like trying to play it like you didn't actually have autism and it was kind of all a prank and it was all a troll or something like that mm I recall a video like that okay well I'm gonna say I guess it could be interpreted as that okay very well other than that I will ask you you mentioned he got married how old about was he um I know about early to mid-30s all right so he his love quests came to an end you could say pretty much that's a happy ending for the magic potion man I supposed yeah yeah did you did you end up meeting the that damn pickle suited man again now know you mentioned once to me that you met him one more time outside of the pickle suit oh wait yes I did I met him one more time I can't play back in the back of my memory I'm afraid so it's so I really did not remember until you said something there just now oh okay so can you kind of record how you met him anything any interesting details um no it's hard to recollect right now okay very well anyway so I suppose we should move on a little bit to some other things I'll ask you a quick as I call it a lightning round of questions and then we will play a game of I'm not sure if you're familiar with it but it's called fuck marry kill it's very fun you you know the game now I'll introduce you to it alright let's just ask you some questions then please give relatively short answers to these questions if you want to elaborate you can but let's keep it like relatively down alright so yes you like anime Chris yes I like that cell saga stealing your Kurumi cowboy bebop which animal would you recommend people watch oh definitely Nana na distort yes d anime with the two two girls who became roommates both named Nana interesting alright when did you realize you were transgender about June of about June of 2014 late net mounts now we've talked about the trolls we've talked about all of the horrible things they've done there's also a lot of good things the trolls have done I hope you realize that the trolls display a fondness of you that's why they kind of that that's why they try to be a part of your life cause they they they like you they are interested they're fascinated in you so it's not not all trolls are bad I hope you realize yeah not all people in a bad labeled community are bad individually okay I suppose of you like the the people you call trolls I suppose are the ones who would try to harm you so I suppose those trolls are bad that's like in in the in in the community that's what we call a lodge a logs who try to harm what we call log cows who are people who kind of like eccentric Internet individuals like uterus and these people are knocked down upon because they because it's seen as a bad thing to try to harm someone you know yes yes so I hope you realize the communities they do look down upon and they attempt at harming you Chris that's not their port that that's not what they want they want you I think I actually think they want you to to to have a good life in the end I think they want you to take responsibility for yourself and maybe get a job and try to make money for yourself and get a good life and everything like that I suppose it's hard we had a talk before where you mentioned the fact that if you like most jobs these days they Google someone's name and I have a hard time believing that any reasonable job would hire someone after googling Christian Western Chandler oh yeah pretty much was aside from that there's other individual respective this and that's that just makes it that more difficult to get job anywhere pretty much yes Chris you've obviously been through a lot you do have autism you have your high function in the autistic um have you considered getting and more like permanent type of therapy help so to say hmm now I think I'm I think I'm at a good place in my life where I went need constant therapy in regards of my autism of course I just want you to to know Chris that of course sonichu is a franchise and that can be monetized as we've talked about before you can sell merchandise you can sell the comics the likelihood of it earning you a permanent living even if even if you can like earn a permanent living for a like not a permanent living but even if you can earn a living salary for a while it's not likely to keep going like for example my comics I make comics for line webtoon which is a South Korean company now they pay me very handsomely and that's what I'm living off but I also know that even with the best comic even if even some of them are famous comics in the world you're not going to be able to live off them forever do you have any long-term plan and in case that doesn't encase sonichu stops giving money um now really um just I pretty much go with the flow okay very well you uploaded about two three months ago a video of Barbara Chandler your mother your dear mother asking for donations for food in this video she was she looked a bit off and she kind of stared into the camera in the in slight confused way and I think it made a lot of people concerned that Barbara wasn't doing very well could you his father all right oh she's all right she's just old she just turned seventy six years old day before yesterday okay I got now I don't want to be mean and and kind of bring troll content to you Chris but I I feel like I shouldn't mention it just because it's relevant to what I'm going to ask next and don't worry we'll get back to the fun questions I just want to make sure I get the right questions also answered so we can go back to having fun afterwards I hope that's all right with you Christine yes okay your mother Barbara Chandler back in the day back in the wacky troll your back in the days of your epic battles against the trolls she was kind of lovingly also a little bit jokingly referred to as Snorlax because in a lot of your videos she was she was a little bit of a heavyset woman back then she's lost a lot of weight since doesn't she yeah you've you've been to the doctor and having to have it checked out um yeah my mom has been and she's had she's been put on a meal replacement milkshake recently and she's been doing better after that but really we were able to eat better because my late father was able to help us out while he was alive oh god bless her soul yeah puss in both of their younger days both my mom and my dad did do their share of cooking and they made pretty good meals now and then a person I'd been talking about a bit he's been helping me out with some stuff mr. medica he asked me to ask you this question and it's a question that's been on a lot of people's minds if Barbara Chandler and and I hope this doesn't happen for a long time I hope you realize Chris if Barbara Chandler would happen to pass away and you will be alone in your house what do you have for plans in that case what what's your idea what happens then I really have none No I hope you realize that's a bit worrying well I worry myself okay well I I personally hope that you will get a plan and things will turn out fine like my personal christy dream is for you to live comfortably till your days ends for you too in 10 years look back upon your your epic battles with the trolls your your crazy internet antics older means and all of the fun that people have had about you and look it back at that and not be upset by it but rather laugh at it and have fun with it because I think my life is shaping up especially my girlfriend sweetheart not gonna mention her name right now okay those who do know know who she is but anyway we have a good thing going on [Music] this is she I think she's gotta be a big help to me and my mother no longer run Vernon I just I just thank God every day that she's in my life I'm just really appreciative of her your girlfriend also got a bit upset with you on Facebook suddenly can you tell us a bit about what happened there oh yeah that was in reference in reference to [Music] happened when do P do over blocked me and I was obsessive about that so you do agree you were a bit obsessive about do PD over yes I was obsessive because I did not like being blocked by others be a person or place blocked or banned but I made promised I'm a promise to my sweetie that I would not be obsessive over all that and ties with do P as you know stopped following her on YouTube and even tumblr I have a tumblr account but not tried it's not in so much popular use right now but anyway just connected to ties with her and I'm not obsessing okay that's good to know so so made the move for the bear because I value my sweetie more than but then this Maya Dolan actress who obviously was not liking me so much and at one point was a troll herself but I had forgiven her on that okay well I that's healthy realizations who have Chris yes thank you she did she was not quite happy anyway moving on a little bit that is the sonnets you is starting up again now you've been drawing I believe it was episode 12 yeah book 12 book 12 and Bezeq there's a Pride Festival in book 12 yes I have finished I have finished an episode in completion I'm finishing up the clip show episode where right now the current clip is where Rosie had gained some weight while in the hospital with that one yeah bit inspired but my sweetie but definitely in history with some thought you and Rose chew in the city a quick feel cuz I have two links I have the psychic links to my characters in the city so yes I get a direct streaming at my noggin I don't call me call me crazy if you want to but it's true it's there my psychic powers anyway yeah she had gone to hospital after breaking both her legs she gained some weight and after being surprised side she actually found a fascination in her squishy tummy so she kept on him for a while and and spoiler alert after a nightmare sighs she does half and share with Rosie she had she had come out to him that she had been thinking about for quite a while and while she did enjoy her freedom of eating a lot eating as much as she'd like and whatnot she felt constricted felt limited with all that weight weighing her down so she was gonna miss you so she had decided where he liked her not to start losing the weight but she had to tell him first okay I see anyway Christine I just want to move on a little bit ask you some other questions Sarah yeah all right - starting up again a big kind of thing about the sauna - comic is the villains like I really like the villains I like that that's the thing I like about watching the Batman movies and reading the Batman comics I like the villains and their motivations and and I think one of the more interesting things about the sonichu comic is as mentioned the villains so do you have any plans for any new interesting villains or is it mainly just bringing back old villains there will be some new villains but mainly it's gonna be centered around where the leader is count Raja Wan currently in these books right now being possessing and repairing the metal science shoe body but he does find some a by possess body that amongst the jerk cops a very closely resembles to how he used to look back when in his living days way back in their 1500s let's say the medieval days so he swaps at he swaps out from the mouth side shoe and puts himself into that new body okay very well I just want to ask you another question could you tell us a bit about brony Congress oh yes it was awesome I had awesome week and I met I met quite a number of fans who actually approached recognized and approached me kindly and it was and they were very sincere and I just I really appreciate that it made me feel a whole lot better about myself and everything have you ever considered doing a real live meetup for your fans that would be quite a setup but might be possibly be possible that next year's BroNYCon in Baltimore okay you know III could fly over hire some big black guys took out you so nobody messes with you break their arms they try screaming to Larry because BroNYCon in a strict rule policy and they have their own guards everywhere okay Kahn is a safe space are they big black guards big black guys in there I don't know how I absolutely love big black guys Oh too much like Milo innopolis if I did that okay as if the Gabe rumors aren't enough anyway Chris let's play a game of soccer marry kill all right you you it's kind of a party game so I said I guess you haven't really had a chance to play it it's not something you do in high school so Chris I will I will mention three people and here's the rules you have to fuck one you have to marry one and you have to kill one do I get a brief bio of each of these people yeah but it'll probably be people you know to be honest so I'll mention three people and you'll just let me know all right okay so let's start out with Barack Obama Hillary Clinton and Donald J Trump oh there's an obvious one I'd [Music] I'd have sex with Hillary Clinton yes let's see oh well let me swap that I'd marry Hillary Clinton and okay off I'll Flay with Barack Obama and I would kill doubt Trump okay yeah you don't like Trump very much do you yes I do not is it mainly based on things you've heard about him from your friends your new friends in the LGBT community more but more or less I had watched the political debates before the election I read them and I could sort see from a mile away that he was an obvious narcissists are ste so they cycle out psychologists have coined a phrase he is a malignant narcissist and his actions since he came into office I've definitely reflected all that I see all right well let's not get too into politics are you familiar with anita sarkeesian now now okay you remember gamergate remember I told you about game again in 2014 yeah anyway remember I told you when you made a post about gamergate about them harassing people and stuff like that hmm think I remember yeah well you like Anita sarkeesian is one of the main people who took part in gamergate she's a feminist critic and she claims allegedly that people sent her death threats for being a feminist critic there's also the people on the gamergate side that believe Anita sarkeesian's critiques of games are very unfair that's a whole thing but yeah she's I suggest checking out how it would be interesting to hear your opinion on her back easy do you have a fuck marry kill list for Kris I can't really think and if I can't bring um the social justice warriors you can't bring up the sausage okay let's try this let's try and you can you could say no to this Amy Rose rose achoo or Oh what's her face what was the one character Mary Lee Woolf the young the young Mary Lee Wow the Holly the young hot Mary Lee Walsh the beautiful and her better days yes well I don't want to take her away from saju so I'll just have a fuck around with Rosie with Rosie I'm sorry okay okay well and then I guess I'd would have a marital crush on a me Rose okay yeah kill off slowly Oh ryeom that's a shame well I well I then again you are stealing her from Spanish you know I'm in Sonic then again it's better than killing her I suppose Amy Rose anyway let's see do we have anything else all right um just a brief moment Chris what's your biggest regret biggest regret yeah I'll be it seemingly minor I'd have to say my biggest regret was when one of my theoretical exes told me that she was fastened a with cake farts and I paid $11 for this beautiful chocolate cake from Walmart I had actually cut need a piece out of beforehand and well I sat bare ass on the cake and after day was remained not it was made not edible and then I end up having to trashed her that remaining cake i sat on Jesus I mean that's that's a shame well that cake I had some questions I'm still here okay that's very easy has a few questions yes Christine um could you give me your best Donald Duck impersonation okay that's great I'm glad you did that okay apparently I don't know about this this is just something that somebody told me but apparently there's been are all these articles saying that you've died what's up with that you're alive right I'm pretty sure I'm alive fake news fake news [Music] [Laughter] Oh Christian do you know about the people I'm sorry I like I just need to quickly ask this do you know about the people like send a million responses to every single tweet that Donald Trump sense like they sit down and then they write a long chain of responses to Donald Trump like just critiquing everything he says even the slightest detail even though he's like Ana not read any of them vying for attention he sure is a lot getting it is the ultimate internet hyperbola ain't rolling stupid that's bringing this country down have you have you considered making one of those chain responses - I'm sure everyone would love to vote you to the top so you will be you will forever be below the president of the United State and one in states the United States in one of his tweets just a response from Christine with Christine Weston Chandler well I don't know about making a chain response but if he did end up tweeting something I really objected and I did actually make a comment against him about a few so a few set of comics I don't remember exactly what I said but if you want to go find that then you could tweet that up to the top maybe we can maybe if Donald Trump tweets that sunny twos arms are blue I was just about to ask that I was just about to ask about Sonic's arms why are our Sonic's arms blue and and not the color of human skin I don't know why that was at the decision of Sega and their designers when they did the sonic boom Day games it did trigger me back and back then but eventually I got used to it so a big issue yeah it was a big issue at the at the time and I definitely was very verbal and protesting about as I was no doubt um I show you know what I take back my grace regret about the cake fart and I want to swap it out for protest for this useless protest against Sonic's arms because it just ended up with somebody getting maced and I ended up getting banned from multiple places that's a shame at least you can still buy it like download games online game shops they're overrated man you got steam you're good yeah well I don't play steam so really you don't have a steam account I have a steam account somebody gift to be a portal game I think again I never I never actually played it on Steam I mean I accessed the account I redeemed a code but it's like um I write I never actually done big into the keyboard control scheme I mainly preferred thee out the analog controllers where I could hook one USB wise to the laptop okay so you're more of a consular person you prefer partner consoles you of course famously destroyed your PlayStation can you tell us a bit about that there was that one time when you decided to destroy your PlayStation oh boy well first off let me finish the I thought on the compared Gary because I've also played Minecraft and that was good I was able to adapt to that really well on the computer and I did try to console version that kind of was why I got definitely aside from it lacking in content but decontrol I was kind of like harder to get used to compared to the laptop scheme I know I might sound hypocritical when I don't play most PC games and yet I can play PC Minecraft better is the better version it's just the better game it's endless yes of course are you more of a conscience or first rat you you you in you infamously destroyed your PlayStation I believe it was your PlayStation 3 which resulted in you being spotted in many like real-life locations and events you decided to be more in real life than in the game can you tell us a bit about what happened there because you sort of quit the internet not a lot of things about you I know about okay well I mean let me get on to answering the question a theoretical X that I was talking with at the time I was like hey yeah but yeah some there's somebody that actually gonna pay you to pay you like a few hundred bucks to actually destroy this thing so why not destroy it see get the money and obviously I destroyed the console by kept Dean sir I kept the HDD so I could put it a replacement PlayStation 3 I was gonna get regardless so obviously it was a joke thing BAM and obviously I never got paid for destroying the first one so I backfire an epic fail but better just be like hey there will be a destroy this thing there we go I destroyed it by added up replacing it because I still was a gamer of code in a gamer we never really quit games do we Chris anyway you followed a specific person on on Twitter called shat man can you tell us about why you followed him ah shoot when was this a bit ago think a bit ago mmm shut oh I think that was a reference to the documentary it was like Chad bass is a person shot man it's an artist he draws so very edgy kind of pornographic odd word oh wait now I remember he it was for like it's appropriate least thank the artist who drew the original fan comic of days of our hot hogs or wish you were hair the parody of decide she knows she wedding but turns out it wasn't Shadwell I found the cover that that he played off of my book zero cover okay actually was joke crayon so then so just so I could be like the one load blind joke after you see the big wedding a big page of the wedding where sanshiro's you're kissing just like in a piece I did a few years ago except now this little purple sweater drab it in there because there was a purple sweater rabbit in this fan comic that had lost his foot apparently so I should get hey had this lucky rabbit's foot and was that rabbit's foot and obviously so then that's goes to science you saying despite what joke crayon would have you believe no rabbits were ever harmed before during or after the wedding all right sir so you followed shot man because you thought he had drawn was it someone who told you he had drawn that comic yeah it was a response on the Twitter at dryers who drew this and then people said see a face yeah I'm sorry it's a little bit funny sowhat's just a mistake alright Chris I want to go into also I'll quickly do you have any question you see yes alright what can you tell me about Carlos chant or no jeez that was a pitiful that was a pitiful moment a my life just a made-up persona just so I could try to and I try and obviously fail put myself out for sexual favors never really panned out never really made it as a gigolo definitely not and I chickened out an only person who actually called me about that it's probably for the best I don't really see you as a avid gigolo definitely I'm more kind-hearted embarrassin that yeah so other than that I just want to ask Chris you are obviously more and more aware these days that you do have a sort of ironic kind of infamy around you and your comic why do you think people kind of are so fascinated by specifically you um I never was sure but I'd like to thank among which I actually was a victim of a whole bunch of internet trolls and cyber boys the real actual bad people and that I stood against them the best as I was able to and while I was down and out for a while I definitely made a rebound and came back around so I like to think that is because this is a person who having a mental handicap delhi functioning was actually able to stand up and continue onward despite all these ali's just picking on that on this person okay so so in a way you do agree that it is the reactions to the trolls that is the reason why that kind of separates you from because there are people like darkside Phil and Andrew Dobson who carried the same title as you within these online communities which is for Laurel cow are you aware of that term Kris yes I'm aware of law cow yes it I suppose a lot of people might be a bit upset at me for kind of breaking the fourth wall and telling you about this because it's kind of like it's kinda like Star Trek you know you're not supposed to tell the people like the people you're observing you're not supposed to let them know but there you go the there are people who carry this title of long cow as well who are not they people aren't fascinated by them they hate them Andrew Dobson darkside Phil people despise these individuals but for you it's more fun miss you are kind of the original old cow you are people don't dislike you they find sometimes that the things you do might be a bit unfair the the donation requests the kind of your monthly talked about and I'm sure you are like you you must understand also why some people might find these things a little bit unfair yeah um and in a waste its number of times I was meaning to be comical but then they remain times or which I believe was most the time I would say dad was trying to be more serious and misunderstood and they made the memes out of me and that's where one portion of my misinterpretation of rarities cut people are being kind and sincere or these people are being bullying and sarcastic yes well there's I I just want to tell you Chris that I believe personally I believe that the reason why you're such a fascinating person is because we all have a little bit of you inside of us that like inside all of us less there's a Christian because most of us also dislike adult responsibilities most of us would prefer to simply PlayStation and and and relax and enjoy our time without having to go to school or go study at the University or go to work every single day it's a drag it's a like people would prefer to sin play with Legos and people would prefer to make a comic and kind of draw with crayons and like people loved their childhoods and a lot of people hate their adults adulthood and that's why you're fascinating because you are sort of what happened to the average millennial when that person just said no and I'm just not gonna and it's not gonna grow up and and that is understandable from your side in a way because as you mentioned you you you cannot actually get a job that easily you cannot actually move on that easily you have a limited college degree from what I understand um more or less its was a degree in a Bachelor certificate for a drafting and design but also want to comment that Wow it may appear and only appeared that I might be shirking responsibilities and trying to be like a permanent not growing up type of thing that is never the case because I actually continue to grow up in my mind and emotionally despite any despite what other people may think from what they might see from me here and there my joke around a little bit yada yada yada I'm not saying you haven't grown up Chris I think most people who have followed you will agree that you have matured in many ways yes thank you but anyway I did have my own share of responsibilities around the household anyway between helping my helping my father in his later age and helping my mother and doing a whole bunch of heavy lifting and whatnot here and there in the household and definitely more powered upon me after my father passed on I had a whole lot to do around here aside from my passion of my book series and all that of course it wasn't meant to be did Digg reddit Ori I'm sorry English is not my first language it wasn't meant to be rude towards you that asked that Chris I do want to follow up and ask if you were able to get a job would you um would you agree to work like at least a few hours a day um I'm just say maybe but I'm not 100 percent at least not right now I hope you realize it's not like III only have your best interest in mind Chris it's not gonna get easier you need like even if you doing sauna to and your monthly talk about can kind of carry you towards the end of the month even if that's the case you do need a backup you do need something that you can kind of depend on other than that and yeah I'm not I'm not the person to pressure on that Chris I just want to let you know and I'm sure you are aware a lot of people are like it's old you already yeah I am aware Isis I don't I don't know it's it's the month it's just quite it is quite a real burden to bear no well yes like I don't like to work either I worked as a phone salesman for about six months and I hate it a lot of it I had fun I had some some great moments but I also hated a lot of it I prefer doing my comic job but even the most talented comic artist in the world is not likely gonna be able to live off doing his book series forever because we're not always gonna have a series we're not always gonna have a webseries we're not always gonna have projects to work on these kinds of things run out so one must have something else also yeah anyway moving on a little bit thus have you you you obviously watch the documentary and you came out with a long Facebook post about it would you like to tell us a little bit about what's your father for the SATA mode documentary about your life yeah I thought about when it came to like the first 50 55 percent of the documentary where was more about my younger days like you know pre 2004 let's say and then I came into and then they started going into where this where this happened that happened where and they mainly put up just put up a bunch of my videos and I said and I said this and that and it just end up being cringe-worthy to me and I just it was too much I can only listen to it I did not watch it I listened to it so a lot of the older videos of you they you consider them kind of cringe with ya suppose that's accurate a bit do you recall the one where you were screaming at people to get them to remove images of your house from the internet yes that was part of that man that was one of my that was one of my cringes there yeah okay so well I hope you I know that a lot of people find it kind of funny in a in in a light-hearted way that you were so passionate about it passionate about getting these things over the internet he but I suppose it can be quincy like most people cringe when they look back at old recordings of them selves I suppose yours while you were kind of battling the trolls they might be a little bit more quincy for you than the rest of us will just use two single old Christian yeah yeah anyway suppose how about the Ben st. documentary and a man named Ben st. who is obviously very learn it in in in facts about your life a a full lecture called sum to 101 oh yeah I've watched part of it I haven't watched the whole thing yet I started watching after I finished up watching the documentary I like watch like the first 15 minutes or so of it I and planning on watching Nev remainder I just hadn't gotten around to it yet Ben Saints thought get on the show we want to talk to you yeah I'm gonna say I'm gonna say to Ben yeah from what I've seen so far it was a good show and I also like to bring up sach emos teacher who responded after the documentary I like to say that I liked his take I liked his responses to the video as well yes the the the the ones that Satsuma put he put like little segments where he talked to one of his I believe it was a psychology teacher um yeah bomb time at the 20-minute flight video where he it was all about his teacher yeah teacher sitting down and talking about the film yeah that's pretty interesting I'm sure what's that one all right Chris before we started this interview I linked you the song that we want to use for our ending of this episode which is called the sunny - animated opening have you have you seen all of it yes I've watched the animation and I've listened to the whole song from its original author I like it very much it's awesome did you see the artwork yes I like the art war too that was one of my favorite art art from amongst what I found date of that kind of book segment I'm not I don't remember who the name of that artist but I liked the style I thought was one thing I would correct I would correct side shoe shoes they're not single white stripe they're the two brown stripes oh I did and I did like the dress he put on Rose shoe and again right there she does not have yellow cheeks yeah I like this drawing style that's good yeah it's actually very high-quality kind of thing it's a little bit sad about the image quality in some of the ways this animated opening but it's very high quality have you seen any of you men women T and of course the Sami two animated series you mentioned you haven't seen it have you considered because there's obviously all of this kind of high quality content that was created around the kind of troll culture that we're fascination with fascination of Christian your persona online have you considered maybe doing like a weekly review of some of the things um that had not come across my mind I might consider it but not at this time right now cuz I got I got a whole bunch of other things on my plate very well I suppose don't really have much else to ask you Chris tell me whatever happened to the imposter in brown lord knows lord knows i don't you don't well you did you ever hear from him after everything that happened now so the people who don't know what I'm talking about the impostor in brown and I've been asked by well he did he called himself Christian like he called himself your name which is he was obviously a troll of course good and the kind of recurring joke was that you were en Brandon Anderson and you stole his identity you see it was a little bit funny in in in retrospective I don't think anyone really believed that but you have some bad days just to correct everyone it's yeah the name Ian Brandon Anderson was taken from yeah I was calling my mother's car's license plate which that looked like red I be a okay IBA IBA Western I'd be a Western okay some part was because you could have a character limit but it's just IBA I am a listen okay that says that that's actually interesting so that's kind of where the en Brandon Anderson thing came from yeah a license plate you seem a bit upset by that they did kind of upset you still to this day yeah I don't yeah definitely do not like being addressed by that name is not my name I hope you like our license plate number okay I can see that that might be true any waitress I suppose that's kind of it to close off I would like to ask you is there anything that people don't know about you is there any piece of information that nobody has any idea of that there's bound to be bunches of pieces that's lodged in my memory my subconscious doc you know I'd be answered one at time as they are thought up or brought up I mean it's just I cannot really say off the top of my head okay so back in the day just to close off everything back in the day you were you would add troll as I've mentioned several times you would add evil characters based on people who brought you trouble in real life if someone turns out to kind of caused you trouble in real life in your current adult life will you add them through the comic or have you grown past that I've grown past that okay so any villains will not be based on real people from now on pretty much even even if trolls or something like that yeah even trolls although there is a there is a layer story yard pretty much where count graduate actually controls all of the internet trolls and cyber bullies well some of the everybody regardless even the people who create like 4chan or anonymous and anybody who was or is an internet troll cyberbully they were under the control even subtly of count glad you are interesting so we will see some old faces perhaps ah possibly possibly a retrospect maybe someone with Guido hair ah I don't know we'll see okay we'll see all right well do you have anything else you want to say Christian I don't think so except um yeah I got the new shop open the older comic books are dubbing are on tap Asst and I'm still working on sorry number twelve support me on patreon as I'll be closing in on the special Sant you book 12-9 focusing on my OC Pony miss night star who has the power to open dimension portals and see into other dimensions she can watch our YouTube videos and actually visit those other dimensions wonderful thank you very much for doing the interview again Chris I'm very happy please no matter whatever happens in your life Chris no matter what you will always be an Internet legend thank you yes the king of cows as they say Oh queen of cows sorry we just offended by saying that I definitely apologize on my part yes say what let's say instead of that I'm the queen the queen of modern laughter the Creveling Portland Natalie Portman the queen of modern laughter ladies and gentlemen Natalie Portman or Christine Western Chandler thank you very much for joining in do you want to do a little bit exit our podcast name is Internet dream lounge do you want to give us an exit yes this has been the Internet dreamin lounge - miss Christine Weston Chandler and easygoing y'all have a great and safe day they say well love freedom and peace Christine are you just doxed me [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] standing back by the side [Music] Oh [Music] means come [Music] miss session