CWC Update 30 January 2009

Christian retracts his January 26 statement about having flown to Nintendo of America headquarters to meet Shigeru Miyamoto. He also angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.

It seems that during the course of the making of this video Christian realizes that he has an opportunity here to force his community to believe his claims about making games for Nintendo if he can get Fils-Aimé and Miyamoto to sue him and therefore appear in his hometown court system. Accordingly, he tries everything he can to provoke both men, as his highest priority is not to make a video game but prove he is not a complete idiot.

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Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009.

I respectfully d--I respectfully detract the, uh, previous statement I made, where I said the wh--where the wheels were rolling with Nintendo of America. Because the president of the company, Reggie Fil-Imays has, uh, sa--has, uh, cance--blatantly canceled the project. And also...also...I d--a--so I am respectfully doing this retraction, but also, I'm puttin' in my own two cents, because...Reggie has just made a step too far.

In reply he--in the reply he has made to me, he has sa--he has said he has viewed my PowerPoint presentation, and while it did NOT have any nudity in it AT ALL--[hyperventilates]--it DID have TRUE LOVE and...s--and some--and--and romantic kisses between true straight lovers. And Reggie, affe--apparently he objects to this! And I will not stand for this, because in real life as well as in the comic strips, I AM A WARRIOR FOR TRUE LOVE AND HONESTY! And I will not stand up for this.

So. So for all my tru s--so--message for all my loy-loyal true Sonichu fans, send your letters to Reggie Fil-Imays care of Nintendo of America, in COMPLAINTS! And also, Reggie, and Mister Miyamoto, uh, still having SOME respect for Mister Miyamoto but lost ALL my respect for Reggie, even though I've only seen him the one time on the video I saw [picks up Wii controllers and affects a weird voice] on my Nintendo Wii! Because...M-Mister Imay has lost my respect, because he objects true love. I mean, it's between straight lovers! Every--I mean...homo males are objectionable, VERY objectionable. I hate them. But when it's between straight--when it's between a s--a man, a man, and a female, it's true love and honesty! So Mister Imays! You've lost my respect! And you have crossed the line! And if you want to see me in court, I'll see you in Charlottesville court! And I'm doin' this parody of Sailor Moon in response to the, uh, lost Sailor Moon title that would have been released in Japan for Nintendo Wii.

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And as a matter of fact, you know what? It would be good to see you both, Reggie Fil-Imays and Mister Shigeru Miyamoto, in court in front of my family and friends because they cou--because then they could see that ever--that the business has been true and that there has been no lies in it!

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So with that, I'll leave y'all with the, uh, with that, and also--go ahead, com on. I'll see you--I'll see you, Reggie, and Mister Miyamoto, I'll see you both in court! Charlottesville, Virginia, court! I have a num--I have a SLAW--a grea--a grand number of family and friends, locally, that will s--that will defend me in my character. So let's see what you got.

Peace.