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Revision as of 00:03, 8 May 2009
Home of the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the Internet at large and made him a target for trolling.
Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos and claims it to be "VICIOUS LIES AND SLANDER."
Chris on ED
| “ |
I AM ADDING THE POSITIVITY THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED Additions to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!! So, Draw Breasts, Vaginas, Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!! Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace. P.S. Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS! |
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ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page
For several months, prior to the events of the BlueSpike saga, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further, in addition to FCTC posting new pics of Chris's bent duck, prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demanded satisfaction:
| “ | MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently. | ” |
| Arguecat3, 04 December 2008 | ||
| “ | I say we just delete it. Along with the archives | ” |
| Zaiger, 05 December 2008 | ||
| “ | Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts | ” |
| Zaiger, 10 December 2008 | ||
| “ | Someone from the FCTC post real tits or cawk with timestamp or GTFO. I will lock both talk and article. Hell I may even delete it. You have 2 days. | ” |
| Arguecat3, 05 January 2008 | ||
April 1st, 2009
On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.
| “ | This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.
We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct. He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation. This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people. Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do. Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face. And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century. Thank you. And good night. |
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| ED, in a rare case of moralfaggotry. | ||
It is unknown whether Chris has seen that the page was finally taken down yet, but once he does he is sure to declare utmost victory over the evils of ED... Until the page no doubt comes back, anyway. Hahaha disregard that, it was put back up on the 2nd. We all saw that coming, right?