Talk:Homos

To do

• All of Chris's quotes asserting his heterosexuality
• Picture of Chris in his mom's underwear
• His comments against homos

Expand to include Lesbians?

This could be the topic of a separate article, but how would you people feel about including lesbians into this one? It's an interesting evolution of Chris's ideas. Originally, Chris was perfectly fine with lesbians, as he'd only have male homosexuals jailed and programmed whiled lesbians would be safe. Obviously, the reason why Chris likes lesbians is because they don't make him question his sexuality. I forget what exactly prompted it but I think maybe it was all the comments from trolls about how he's a hypocrite that he decided to start hating lesbians as well, as first seen in the "Boyfriend" music video.

I think this would be a good topic that should be discussed somewhere here on the CWCki, but should we include it into the homos article or should we delve into it in a separate article? --Champthom 10:45, 26 November 2009 (CET)

Sex Toys thing

Good so far, but I edited the thing about the anal beads. I've actually ordered from AdamAndEve.com before and they generally give you a choice of a toy or a DVD. Furthermore, the toy is usually based on what you order - order a fake pussy or something like that, and you'll get something like a fake cocksucker. Order something phallic and you'll get something phallic as a free gift (i.e. order a dildo, you'll get anal beads). It's been a while since I last ordered form them (pro tip: Amazon is actually cheaper) but I do believe you can opt out. I do believe that one of Chris's dildo (not his vibrator) he actually BOUGHT because (and I'm paraphrasing his own word) it was only like $1.99 or something like that. The moar you know. --Champthom 17:36, 14 March 2009 (CET)

Whoa whoa whoa, back up. Chris has a dildo AND a vibrtator? --MachPunch 19:39, 15 March 2009 (CET)

Asexuality

Me and a friend (who both enjoy this wiki very much) were talking about CWC recently, and we personally think he's asexual, but trying to put up a heterosexual facade because Grown Ups Have Sex; so I added a little bit about that possibility. Needlepants 21:21, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

• The asexuality section is great. I really believe Chris is obsessed with getting laid not out of any perversion or actual sexual desire, but because it's what he believes adulthood is about. And to be honest, sexuality is a big part of being an adult, unfortunately Chris is ignoring things like interpersonal relationships, financial responsibility, work, every single other thing. tl;dr: Chris isn't a pervert or homophobe, he's just retarded.

• Alright, it seems that this article is the wrong page for the asexuality bit and that the Chris and Sex page would be a better fit for it, so I'm going to put it over there, then. Needlepants 08:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

• "tl;dr: Chris isn't a pervert or homophobe, he's just retarded." Haha, what? Because drawing furfag porn,drinking his navy,the infamous"I don't know child, what with the dumb laws."quote regarding the fact an apparently 14 year old character couldn't be in a pornographic film, the also infamous "I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. you know, like Lassie."quote and other things aren't signs of serious perversion at all?
  tl;dr being a furfag,drinking his semen,showing signs of pedophilia, and possibly accepting bestiality remove any weight the "he's just retarded" argument has. Even if the semen drinking, and bestiality answer could be passed off as doing things to get china, it would remain that Chris became a furfag and pedofork on his own will.
  Oh,and I'd like to see any proof he really isn't a homophobe seeing as he fits the dictionary definition to a T.--Ror 05:58, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

Revelation?

I happened to glance at CWCikipedia's article onDating Education, and I noticed something.

"It is a fact that individuals who were unable to find their opposite-gender Sweetheart or crushes and get lucky before adulthood are likely tempted to turn homo"

Apparently not getting Hanky Panky during teenaged years leads to temptations of being a homo. CWC Science Proven Fact! Anyway, would this be notable enough to put in either this article or Chris and sex, or just forget about it?--WEsKar 20:27, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

I slipped it into the "Fear of..." section already, but it bears further expansion. This is quite the psycho-sexual revelation on Chris's part. CDiddles 20:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

"Christopher" (I guess?) faved this

Christopher also does a lot of other shit like that right now. --Sonijew 18:32, 4 September 2009 (CEST)

Mother's Underwear

Does anyone know when and why he posted that picture?Skwrr 21:52, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

The picture of Chris in his mom's underwear is an older picture from '07-'08. Why he put it on and uploaded it? 1. You'll have to see the sports bra article. 2. What can we expect from someone who bows like a girl, penetrates like a girl, and collects my little ponies? 3. A troll made him do it.

--Scarletdragon 04:07, 15 October 2009

• It's from September 2008. Lordsillynipples posed as Blanca and "Blanca" told Chris he would leave him if he didn't wear his mother's underwear, hence why he's not wearing a shit eating grin. I swore there was an article on just those pictures but I forget what it was called. I swore that this was something Chris did before on his own (try on his mother's underwear) but apparently, I was mistaken. --Champthom 11:39, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

Home Gene

I was reading mailbag on the CWCipedia, and one 'fan' posed a question that Chris gave a rather interesting answer to. They asked how Chris was going to rehabilitate the homos after the Dating ED episode in the comic, and Chris explained how he ends up out of the time void a year after the present where scientists have isolated the genes for homo and heterosexuality. He offers his straight blood in order to create a vaccine for gayness, and will take it back to his time period. --Rye 6:18, 19 November 2009

"Chris on his alleged homosexuality" needs updating

I am 99% positive Chris has said something denying he's a homosexual since the most recent quote on the list. We need to update it with other ones (make sure they're some variant of the existing ones, that is Chris denying he's gay and that he's STRAIGHT). --Champthom 21:18, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Heather Iglesias

"Curiously, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu (that is, the fictional actors who portray them, and not the doubly-fictional characters themselves, if you want to add another layer of crazy to the parfait of suck that is the Sonichu series) are watched over by Heather Iglesias..."

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean; I don't remember Chris ever saying that Sonichu and Rosechu are actors. If I'm wrong, feel free to add back with a source. --sonichuis44 03:41, 9 December 2009 (CET)

Chris hates lesbians now

Chris dislikes the lesbians just like the homos. He said this answering a question in a recent Mailbag. --Sonijew 12:02, 21 December 2009 (CET)

Srsly guys. --Sonijew 10:15, 26 December 2009 (CET)

Also is there any "update needed" tag on CWCki? --Sonijew 10:16, 26 December 2009 (CET)

...also I guess I'm starting to take all this too seriously. --Sonijew 10:17, 26 December 2009 (CET)