Talk:ModNation Racers

So what information do we have so far on this shit? We know he's asking for bonus material, and we know he's posting on GameFaqs about it. Anything else?--Beat 02:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

He put like 8-16 screencaps of his Sonichu kart and devoted an entire CWCipedia update to this. --Anaconda 02:53, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Before or after the Archive Cogs made, because if after, then good luck finding it now.--Beat 03:06, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Here: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Original_CCWC_Art - he considers this "original art". Basically he has a yellow car with his initials on him and has made a racer with a slight resemblance to him. This is from the beta, so who knows what kind of crap he's made since the game has been released. I'm going to put one screencap in the article and leave it at that. --Anaconda 03:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh damn, look at how badly made the Chaotic Combo is. Buy hey, it's Chris; no matter what the tool is, he'll use it to foist his godawful shit on the world. Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs 19:36, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Dear God...

I had a feeling that Chris would get his hands on ModNation Racers. God knows what crap he'll put up on the Internet...--SpaceScreaminJohn 14:59, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

He has his Beta Track Up

As well as some actually neatly recreated Hot Wheels vehicles. He locked a couple of them; the manchild must have Favorited those TWO cars from his collection. LOL His track is lengthy, and confusing, but I managed to run some laps on it. And he added a good version of the Park with a fountain, and a Beach.

Download his Beta Cwcville Track for the laughs of using the defaulted Beta Tools.--JenkinsJinkies 22:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I think "manbaby" is more appropriate than "manchild", given that he soils himself so much. But anyway, thanks for keeping us updated on his movements and activities. --TubularMonkey 22:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I was watching an episode of Ghost Adventures and they were in this haunted mansion/abandoned hospital place, and there was a ghost there that they called the 'manbaby', and I kept thinking 'lolchris' Leekduck 23:02, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't have a copy of ModNation or a PS3, so is there any way you could make a video of the new tracks and provide some commentary? That would be great! --Anaconda 23:10, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree with Anaconda here. I would love to download his track for laughs of using defaulted Beta Tools, but I do not have the game. If you would upload a video of them, Jinkies, I'm sure it would contribute Greatly to the LULZ. --T K 19 00:13, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

We should probably handle this like we handle the LBP levels, get some screenshots and summaries up on the page. Jenkins, you're the only one that's played them so far, would you mind adding the level names and a brief description of each to the page?--Beat 00:21, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

I wouldn't call anything the manbaby did "good" or "neatly recreated", since he has never had an original thought in his tiny retarded brain. Except the attraction sign, and we all know how that turned out. That, and it probably is a piece of crap like his other stuff. I would like to see it, too. I second the video idea. --Mp83 00:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Who gives a shit about this bullshit except for how much money Chris is blowing on this. seriously, he spends so much money. I remember during the GoW bullshit that he spent like 20 bucks on stupid dlc. i bet he's already lost like 30 bucks trying to get those mystery mods or whatever. Clydec 00:44, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Pictures of his shitty creations?

On his profile page there are images of his shitty creations. Should they be screencapped and put in this article for future reference in case he leaves Modnation? I'm grabbing pictures of them now, but I know shit all about editing wikis and how to put them in the article neatly. - Borednewb 03:48, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

The reason I suggest it is that despite abandoning things like the Sonichu medallion, he still insists on putting his bullshit creations everywhere. One of his cars is even SonChu for fucks sake. - Borednewb 03:51, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

I think yes,as they will be easy to access this way and there will be no risk of losing them if he does end up leaving Modnation. --MEANWHILE 02:40, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Or getting banned for making the 'Be My Sweetheart' car. --Ronichu 03:38, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Making a collage that contains all his created characters shouldn't be that hard. I'm not doing anything right now, so I'll give it a shot. Might look like ass though.--Beat 17:26, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Pictures of all cars and drivers added. They're just screencaps from the website though. It would be neat if someone downloaded them all and got us some high quality pictures from their PS3 but 1.) I'm not sure how that would even work and 2.) It probably would be a giant pain in the ass.--Beat 22:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

His Twitter updates say the 2.0 version of the track is up. Is anyone going to get it and document it? Mellowyellowsalvation 20:20, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

I really doubt anybody on here owns this game.--Beat 22:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, most CWCki users are over the age of seven. This is a kiddie game. In other words, it's exactly the kind of childish crap that Chris will waste his summer and life on. What a pathetic and lonely life he has. --TubularMonkey 23:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know about it being a kids' game. I played a demo of the game for the PSP, and it looks to be a decent kart-racing game, if you are interested in that. Regardless, I would like to see someone put up a video of Chris's custom-made track. --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:28, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

I might get a copy if I can find it cheap used. The demo was fun enough. --T K 19 00:46, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

"posted threads on both GameFAQs and Gamespot"

Which threads are you referring to? --SeventhBase 08:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Found one. Deleted for Chris being Chris. --SeventhBase 08:13, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Found another. Apparently Chris is unaware (once again) that he is illicitly soliciting.

Found on GS. Despite their more lax policy, this thread was also DELETED.

Nothing new at all. Yeah, I just wasted precious sleep time. --SeventhBase 08:27, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Screencaps made. I guess I'll upload them?--Beat 19:08, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

There is no point in uploading the gamespot ones if you are going to upload the gayfags one. They both share the same forum postings or whatever. Essentially they're the same. Wozblod 09:02, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Hot Wheels

Chris was into this in high school and the very early 2000s, and IIRC had a Geocities page or part of a Geocities page dedicated to Hot Wheels. Kind of interesting that in a game where he has the possibility to make (almost) anything that he can imagine, he started making content based on a toy he liked 10-12 years ago and then forgot about. There's already a short page about it on the CWCki, which I linked to in the article. --Anaconda 23:53, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Disc's Closed due to Scratches

Sent him an email telling him to play this and quit the tardrage, and he told me his disc's scratched, possibly from attempting to shove his bent dong in the spindle hole. --Eniggy 19:38, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

• If you've got proof of that email, that might be front-page-worthy (finally). Have you got any? Freecell 19:44, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
  • Here's the exact line from the email sent at 9:38 PM CST from "enginegeorge@yahoo.com":

'no i cannot play modnation racers right now because my disc is scratched'

Also, from him at 9:51 PM CST: 'MY COPY OF Modnation Racers IS NOT BROKEN, IT JUST HAS A FEW SCRATCHES AND MAYBE SOME DUST, IT JUST MEANS IT NEEDS TO BE RUN IN THE SINK FOR A FEW SECONDS. DON'T TAUNT ME CAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY!'

So, even the scratch-resistant Blu Ray coating cannot stop Chris. Also, lolwut at the sink and dust part. --Eniggy 19:51, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

• I mean something a bit more substantial, like an unedited screencap or something. There have been a lot of rumors these days and I don't want something in our articles that isn't true. Freecell 20:08, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
• Probably not for a while- laptop's in need of repair, so I'm stuck on a Wii. I'll try to get onto a friend's laptop and post screencaps. --Eniggy 20:18, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
• Would there be any way to copy the email over or send it to someone else? It would have to be someone trustworthy, of course, and someone willing to give out their email, but if it would get an unedited screenie, it may just work. Msummers 20:25, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
• Yeah, feel free to forward it to my "undercover newfag" account. tehpwnzorbobz@gmail.com. All that would remain would be confirming that it came from Chris and not a poser, seeing as you say it came from another account. Freecell 20:32, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
• I got the forward, but I'm not convinced that this is Chris at all. It has all the marks of a common troll, especially the last segment, which reads:

"If you're a fan as well, I would QUITE enjoy it if you would stop PERSECUTING ME like this. it is QUITE STRESSFUL. AND ANNOYING. And Possibly Illegal." That isn't like Chris. Sure, he thinks this stuff perhaps, but he doesn't talk like that. He doesn't say "and possibly illegal". He says it IS illegal. It isn't a post-script comment for him, etc. I could go on about how obvious it is that that isn't from Chris, but I think you get the point. That isn't Chris, and I swear my life on it. Freecell 20:53, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

• Actually, I think I'll post the whole comment here and explain why it isn't Chris. It will take up a bit of space, but it can be deleted later.

From Eniggy:If it is you, that is.

If it is you, why do you rip off great people such as Charles M. Schultz and call it original, and why do you abuse the taxpayer system?

If you are a troll, just tell me. I'm not affiliated with the CWCki in any way, but please, grow up. Also, please get rid of the cats that coat your house in feces, or I may tip off the PETA to your so-called "pet care."

Ian "The TRUE Christian Weston Chandler" A.

From "Chris":       I AM NOT CHRISTIAN! (Stating that he isn't something without stating what he is isn't like Chris. He needs to define himself constantly to remain what he thinks he is (See:Straight)) NOR AM I A ONE OF THOSE FIEDS WHO IS CONSTANTLY ATTACKING CHRIS! (At this point I noticed that "Chris" isn't trying to act cool or use "cool" terms. He isn't trying to play the part of a kid, which will be relevant in a second.) AND CHRIS DOES NOT RIP OFF ANYONE NOR DOES HE STEAL FROM TAXPAYERS OF AMERICA! (Chris paid attention to this, but not to the cat thing? Bullshit. He tends to latch on to single ideas when presented with a lot of text, but with short emails he addresses each individual point to at least some degree, or ignores the whole thing.) QUIT TRYING TO DO THIS TO ME! I AM JUST A 15 YEAR OLD FROM VIRGINIA SHOWING CHRISTIAN WHAT A FAN I AM! (There it is. He's a kid, supposedly. Where's the imitated hip lingo? When Chris tries to be cool, it shows. He tries too hard, and not trying at all is completely unlike him. He sees himself as manly, so thinks he has to act like a child to appear to be one. By not doing this, he exposes himself as not chris.)   If you're a fan as well (Chris doesn't do that. There is no if, and at this point he would think you were a troll, so that's not even a road his black-and-white mind would explore), I would QUITE enjoy it if you would stop PERSECUTING ME like this. (He would capitalise the word "stop". He's shown that that's where he starts. Also, he doesn't use the word persecute. Ever. He'd use one of his token phrases for this. That he didn't isn't damning in itself, it still solidifies previous evidence.) it is QUITE STRESSFUL. (Do I even need to say it?) AND ANNOYING(Obvious bullshit is obvious). And Possibly Illegal(previously addressed). So there you go. This email is not Chris, and it's obvious. Freecell 21:04, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

At the very least, it was a bit of entertainment after a long drought, and for that I suppose we should be thankful. It's better than someone who comes in and blanks the pages for an hour.

Who knows? This kid could be telling the truth and just be a misguided fan. Msummers 21:26, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

• This shit isn't real. Eniggy, you are a fucktard. Get out. CrassCrab 21:49, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
  • Eniggy's still fresh here. Hell, at least he's trying, unlike most of us. Freecell 22:06, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Keywords for his creations

Guys, I skimmed over his profile, and found that most of his creations have keywords assigned to them. Admittedly, most of them are probably ignorable, but then again, No Shit Is Too Minor.

Chris has these assigned to his avatar: admirable, friendly, professional

His Lego version: friendly, fun-loving, serious - note the contradiction.

Sonichu gets: admirable, edgy, professional

Any thoughts? Xanabit, I recall that you're stalking Chris's profile at the moment. Would you mind looking into this? --SeventhBase 23:37, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Yeah, I saw all of 'em. A couple have some really glaring contradictions. Punchy is Warrior, Serious, and Silly. Same with Excel. I never seen Excel Saga, so I have no idea how her character acts, but for Punchy it just illustrates how awful he is at characterization. --Xanabit 05:11, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

Silly is actually pretty fitting for Excel. Warrior... not so much. I have no idea why Chris would even consider Excel serious, at all. Toxy 08:43, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

All things considered, would you consider adding the keywords to the file pages for each creation? --SeventhBase 11:55, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

I'll get right on it. --Xanabit 12:09, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

Excel was mock-serious for an episode that parodied post-apocalyptic and adventure series. Assuming that Chris thinks like a 5-8 year old, he probably thought Excel going through the motions of an adventure hero means that she can be "serious" when need be. EnsignDisposable 18:10, 11 August 2010 (PDT)

How do Chris and his creations play?

All right, I know at least SOME of you are in contact with Chris in the game. Why the silence? So if you ARE on ModNation and have access to Chris and his stuff, could you give a kind of report on how Chris races? If you're not in contact with Chris, then at least tell us what his tracks play like. I don't know if car and racer customization is purely aesthetic or involves tangible statistics like weight and handling. If it's the latter, how "well" are Chris's racers and cars balanced? We must know. No need to troll Chris from here (although it will SURELY help with the dry spell!), just observe him and his works. --SeventhBase 11:57, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

• There are some things I'm curious about. I have ModNation Racers and the challenges and AI are pretty brutal,but I'm very curious how Chris managed to complete the challenges. It takes skill and a little luck to beat this game,but Chris's racing stats contradicts this. I'm confused.--Bealtespip122 14:35, 20 September 2010 (PDT)

• • why don't you fucking do some research about the game and then come back and ask. seriously, stop complaining about shit that doesn't exist (referring to statistics attached to racers/cars). i don't have a PS3 and i've done most of the ps3 work on this site. figure out how I do it. spoiler alert: the link is at the fucking bottom of the page. the only usefulness you could get out of having a copy of the game, is fucking running through the track and then posting a youtube video. that's it. shut up you BITCH. Clydec 14:57, 20 September 2010 (PDT)

• • Clydec is right. There isn't much diversity in stats. It's extremely simple. Weight doesn't play any part in the game. I'll try and see how his race tracks play out.--Bealtespip122 15:07, 20 September 2010 (PDT)