Talk:OkCupid

http://www.mediafire.com/?t4jdiltezzn

I've known about it for a while. I kept an eye on it. It turns out, Chris did change his profile quite a lot. It started off fairly...simple and then certain lines were added. Also, through an exploit, I managed to see Chris's answered questions that were private. Here's the legend for the questions:

• Underlined (doesn't have to be green) means YOUR ANSWER (chris's)
• Green means WHAT YOU WANT IN A PARTNER
• also the importance is important too.

Clydec 17:54, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Hot damn.--Beat 19:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

• Might also be worth noting that he used the same picture he previously used in his hookcafe ad. Perhaps this is his new promotional image he is trying to use, thinking it in someway makes him look mature --SargentPickles 20:40, 9 May 2010 (EST)

• This picture is the one that brought him a positive hit. Chris is not learning, he's reacting. Griffintown 04:59, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

7 Versions, huh?

And I guess we should cover all of them? This page is going to be enormous.

I am going to suggest right now that we get some collapsible sections up in DIS BITCH or else this thing is gonna be a nightmare.--Beat 23:37, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

well, the changes between versions is that he usually adds a line or removes on. i'm not even sure of each version has a change. Clydec 00:31, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

Well I stuffed shit. What do you think?--Beat 01:05, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

• I think I want you, Beat. Bad. <3 --Ronichu 01:32, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

• You only want me for my body.--Beat 02:01, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

• Your sexy, sexy body. --Ronichu 05:07, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

Spanish up in dis bitch.

So... who speaks Spanish? Because I don't. I do, however, know how to dump shit into Google translate. That said, given my hilarious experiences messing around with babble fish, I'm not sure which butcheries of language are Chris's and which are Google's. Regardless, it's pretty awful.

Past the whole "Evidence Chris sucks ass at Spanish" thing there doesn't seem to be any real substance to his Spanish babbling. It's all just a repeat of his about me text.--Beat 21:18, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

he's still at it

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu

slightly updated. check for diffs. Clydec 06:25, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

• From what I've seen, he added a new line after his Spanish "translation" and there's a new section, "What I'm Looking For". I'll try to add in the new additions.--Blazer 06:52, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

another: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/cwchandler --Xavier orona 01:06, 29 September 2010 (PDT)

Going to throw up

Sex after the first date....WTF....NO

Who gave him the idea that it takes 3 dates to have sex after 3rd one? BabyNeko

The 3-date thing is a common rule of thumb that Chris could have picked up anywhere. IMO, the first date thing is probably more realistic and more in line with what Chris had in mind. Please don't A-Log. Clearly, some women like him. -AReasonableMan (talk) 02:49, 17 September 2014 (UTC)

Guess who is back?

He returned to his old profile? Okay, weird.--Beat 04:52, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Sratch that. It's pretty obvious some intrepid troll hacked his account. No way Chris would say shit like that.--Beat 04:55, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

I did a double-take and realize that it is indeed a fake. Sorry, broski Ash link 05:41, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

Test results

I'm fairly sure this reveals a lot about how Chris thinks of himself. For one, he's STRAIGHT!!! (he most likely took the test multiple times to get his desired result.) Second, he's an "asserter" on the Enneagram despite this being a total lie. In fact, his published result of an "Eight" means... well, see for yourself. Third, his preferred girl, "the hot friend", seems to indicate that his ideal mate is close to Sarah Hammer or Kellie Andes. Lastly, and possibly most importantly, his "lover style" is "romantic lover" but the analyses indicated much more than the stupid result: 76% aggressiveness, and only 55% partner focus (which is actually UNDER the average).

Any intrepid statisticians, please try to parse his other results. Any others... well, I think his results are in for a copypasting. Thoughts? --SeventhBase 06:01, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

According to the stupid quiz metric, "The hot friend" is what pops up when you just indicate you want sexy, and don't answer conclusively on anything else. So yeah, that sounds like Chris alright.--Beat 13:49, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

It's also important to note that his ennegram test was only 2 questions long --SargentPickles 14:00, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Level up updates

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Levelupking

Take a look, everyone. It's used again, there's nothing but lesbian/tomgirlisms and he even changed the title to LevelUpQueen. That alone says to me that Chris was stupid enough too to become A-list.--The World Is Yours (talk) 00:54, 23 December 2014 (UTC)

--I added the new LevelUpQueen profile. However, he has answered hundreds of new personality questions since this was last inputted on the CWCki. Last time, someone produced a program which allowed them to quickly tabulate the 1000+ questions. Some of these new ones are interesting, many dealing with the idea of an "open relationship." --asperhes

--I still think that "open relationship" notion still reeks of classic, hypocritical Chris. IE, HE wants the open relationship; I'm sure he expects his "heartsweet" to be 100% faithful, etc. That's vintage Chris.--The World Is Yours (talk) 14:27, 29 December 2014 (UTC)

--OK, but this isn't a discussion board. -asperhes