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'''Kaka Makeup Basics''' is a video released by [[Chris]] on 16 [[August 2011]]. Here, we see Chris putting on makeup, | {{taxpayermoney}} | ||
'''Kaka Makeup Basics''' is a video released by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] on 16 [[August 2011]]. Here, we see Chris putting on makeup, reinforcing his status as a [[tomgirl]]. Chris applies the makeup extremely inexpertly, completely caking himself in it, akin to a two-year-old who has just discovered [[Barbara Chandler|mommy]]'s make-up kit, proving again that Chris cannot even do something he wants to right. As well, it's revealed that he uses make-up from {{w|Sephora}}, a [[Chris and money|very expensive]] cosmetics retailer, though we know [[Monthly tugboat|how he got that]]. | |||
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{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = Kaka Makeup Basics | | name = Kaka Makeup Basics | ||
| | | ytid = eB5HUfPI1U8 | ||
| stardate = 16 [[August 2011]] | | stardate = 16 [[August 2011]] | ||
| subject = {{Homos|text}} | | subject = {{Homos|text}} | ||
| style = | | style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}} | ||
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}} | | saga = {{Tomgirl|text}} | ||
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}} | | shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}} | ||
| previous = [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]] | | previous = [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]] | ||
| next = [[ | | next = [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{quote|Tell 'em, uh, Kaka sent ya.}} | |||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
''[Background music: Katy | ''[Background music: [[Wikipedia:Katy Perry|Katy Perry]] - "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]"]'' | ||
'Ello. Now it's time for make-up tips. First... I like to start, by putting on some of the ol' foundation. My-I go with my own skin tone which was recommended to me by the person-by the woman who served me over at the ah make-up parlor known as Sephora. So yeah, take the, ah, little brush here and, uh... ''[Stirs brush around the way one stirs gummy oatmeal.]'' ... just take some here and- ''[Starts to put make-up on.]'' and start to put it on a majority of my face. | |||
''[There's a moment of Chris putting his make-up on his eyelids. They twitch reflexively, clearly not used to having foundation put on them.]'' There. ''[Continues putting make-up on roughly, the same way one would paint a house.]''. Pardon me while I ''[looks at camera dramatically]'' powder my nose. Definitely kills the shine. And you don't want a reflective nose. Make sure you cover your blemishes as well if you see any in the mirror... on your compact. ''[Phone rings]'' I should have turned that off, I didn't think. And let me just-''[sigh]'' fix that. Yeah. Make sure to blow the excess ''[pause]'' make up away after you have completed that. | |||
''[Mumbles]'' Apply some mascara. ''[Blows on mascara and applies it, constantly blinking on every alternate stroke.]'' Angling the brush and moving upwards, keeping an eye on the mirror. You definitely want to make your eyelashes more fuller, especially when they look- don't look so full in the first place. Another good idea is to just close your eyelid and onto-onto the brushhh. I mainly like to focus on the upper eyelashes cause the lower ones are more difficult to... do really, at least for me. | |||
And then I like to ah apply the ol' eye shadow but first I have to apply some primer onto the- onto my eyelids. ''[Applies a liberal amount of primer as though it were toothpaste.]'' Like so. And right now I just gotta focus on, uh, one-- ''[almost drops the eye shadow]'' shade of eye shadow to go onto my eyelids for this time. To-ah-to get yourself ed-y-get yours- you can learn more about ''[burps under his breath]'' how to apply multiple shades to give your eyes a, ah, possibly more better look. Your eyelids. ''[Applies blue eyeshadow liberally.]'' If you want more information on applying makeup, def'nitely go to yer, local make-up salon or Sephora. Or I guess, uh, yeah, most anywhere else that sells make-up. | |||
And uh, optionally you can use eye liner, obviously I should have done that before I applied eye shadow. It goes along de, uh, edge of the eyelid. That's where it's concentrated at. | |||
And lastly, I like to apply some-apply some lipstick. This is a no brainer. ''[Mumbles, applies lipstick liberally, and blows a kiss at the camera.]'' And to give you a little shine, I, uh, just apply some lip glossss. ''[Applies the lipgloss, then smacks his lips.]'' And that's a simple-that's pretty much a basic way on, uhf- of applying make-up. ''[Gives a stare, attempting to look flirty but coming off as disturbing.]'' Tell 'em, uh, ''[gives a shifty glance off-camera]'' [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Kaka]] sent ya. | |||
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Kaka Makeup Basics is a video released by Chris on 16 August 2011. Here, we see Chris putting on makeup, reinforcing his status as a tomgirl. Chris applies the makeup extremely inexpertly, completely caking himself in it, akin to a two-year-old who has just discovered mommy's make-up kit, proving again that Chris cannot even do something he wants to right. As well, it's revealed that he uses make-up from Sephora, a very expensive cosmetics retailer, though we know how he got that.
Video
| Kaka Makeup Basics | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Homos
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| Performance Style |  Reason,  Crazy
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| Saga |  Tomgirl
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| Shirt |  Blue Tomgirl
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada |
next Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya |
| “ | Tell 'em, uh, Kaka sent ya. | ” |
Transcript
[Background music: Katy Perry - "California Gurls"]
'Ello. Now it's time for make-up tips. First... I like to start, by putting on some of the ol' foundation. My-I go with my own skin tone which was recommended to me by the person-by the woman who served me over at the ah make-up parlor known as Sephora. So yeah, take the, ah, little brush here and, uh... [Stirs brush around the way one stirs gummy oatmeal.] ... just take some here and- [Starts to put make-up on.] and start to put it on a majority of my face. [There's a moment of Chris putting his make-up on his eyelids. They twitch reflexively, clearly not used to having foundation put on them.] There. [Continues putting make-up on roughly, the same way one would paint a house.]. Pardon me while I [looks at camera dramatically] powder my nose. Definitely kills the shine. And you don't want a reflective nose. Make sure you cover your blemishes as well if you see any in the mirror... on your compact. [Phone rings] I should have turned that off, I didn't think. And let me just-[sigh] fix that. Yeah. Make sure to blow the excess [pause] make up away after you have completed that.
[Mumbles] Apply some mascara. [Blows on mascara and applies it, constantly blinking on every alternate stroke.] Angling the brush and moving upwards, keeping an eye on the mirror. You definitely want to make your eyelashes more fuller, especially when they look- don't look so full in the first place. Another good idea is to just close your eyelid and onto-onto the brushhh. I mainly like to focus on the upper eyelashes cause the lower ones are more difficult to... do really, at least for me.
And then I like to ah apply the ol' eye shadow but first I have to apply some primer onto the- onto my eyelids. [Applies a liberal amount of primer as though it were toothpaste.] Like so. And right now I just gotta focus on, uh, one-- [almost drops the eye shadow] shade of eye shadow to go onto my eyelids for this time. To-ah-to get yourself ed-y-get yours- you can learn more about [burps under his breath] how to apply multiple shades to give your eyes a, ah, possibly more better look. Your eyelids. [Applies blue eyeshadow liberally.] If you want more information on applying makeup, def'nitely go to yer, local make-up salon or Sephora. Or I guess, uh, yeah, most anywhere else that sells make-up.
And uh, optionally you can use eye liner, obviously I should have done that before I applied eye shadow. It goes along de, uh, edge of the eyelid. That's where it's concentrated at.
And lastly, I like to apply some-apply some lipstick. This is a no brainer. [Mumbles, applies lipstick liberally, and blows a kiss at the camera.] And to give you a little shine, I, uh, just apply some lip glossss. [Applies the lipgloss, then smacks his lips.] And that's a simple-that's pretty much a basic way on, uhf- of applying make-up. [Gives a stare, attempting to look flirty but coming off as disturbing.] Tell 'em, uh, [gives a shifty glance off-camera] Kaka sent ya.
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