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'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.''' (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]]) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]]. His nickname, "the [[Internet]] Lumberjack," comes from this incident.
'''Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned''' (original file name "(On the Road to) The City of Cwcville song") is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 [[October 2023]]. It is notable for being Chris's first upload for more than two years, and the first of the [[Second Coming]]. In the video's description, Chris links to [[Praetor]]'s online shop [[OfficialCWCmart]], indicating he is still in business with the group. It is likely that Praetor influenced this video, seen in the green screen and editing seen in previous Praetor projects.


While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tried to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.
The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two parodies of songs from the ''[[Pokémon]] 2.B.A. Master'' album in front of a green screen; the first is a spoof of "Double Trouble" loaded with slurred, [[Random-access humor|almost nonsensical]] lyrics, while the second is a parody of "Viridian City" that's now centered around going to [[CWCville]]. Interspersed are brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video throughout. Overall, unlike [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"|his previous attempts]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|at making music videos]], the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.)


Bob had conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information became known through these talks.
('''[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|More...]]''')
 
'''Bob passed away on September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''' 
 
('''[[Bob Chandler|more...]]''')
 
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Chris's Twitter profile picture Second Coming.jpg

Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned (original file name "(On the Road to) The City of Cwcville song") is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 October 2023. It is notable for being Chris's first upload for more than two years, and the first of the Second Coming. In the video's description, Chris links to Praetor's online shop OfficialCWCmart, indicating he is still in business with the group. It is likely that Praetor influenced this video, seen in the green screen and editing seen in previous Praetor projects.

The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen; the first is a spoof of "Double Trouble" loaded with slurred, almost nonsensical lyrics, while the second is a parody of "Viridian City" that's now centered around going to CWCville. Interspersed are brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video throughout. Overall, unlike his previous attempts at making music videos, the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.)

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