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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''
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'''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
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*'''29 August''' - [[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]] the kitten '''[https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048 dies]''' after two weeks in the Chandler house. Not skipping a beat, [[Magi-Chan]] prompts Twitter followers to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] so Chris can go to [[Jacob Sockness|California]], and [[autism|rambles]] on how the [[Idea Guys]]'s manipulation was [[Chris and religion|pre-ordained]] to set the Dimensional Merge in motion. [[The Awakening of a CPU]] is also rehabilitated as [[Sonichu #13]]. <!--- Add sources after posts transcribed to CWCki. -->
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''
*'''19 August''' - '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb is not dead|Barb]]''' is confirmed by Chris to be alive on [[Twitter]], contrary to a forged [[Chris and death|death]] certificate floating about online.
*'''18 August''' - [[Magi-Chan]] supposedly possesses Chris's [[Chris and health|body]] to '''[[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|ramble more about the Merge]]''' on [[YouTube]].
*'''16 August''' - Returning to form, Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-16-even-after-nearly-a-year-chris-is-still-triggered-that-the-big-bronies-still-have-him-blocked.59791/ demands the brony community unblock him]''' on social media, as he would before the [[Soft Exile]].
*'''14 August''' - Chris announces through his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet that Magi-chan has fully crossed over into our world. He later changes his name on Discord, adding a Magi- prefix to the usual ChrisChanSonichu.
*'''11 August''' - '''[[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]]''', a feral kitten, wanders into [[14 Branchland Court]] and makes a new home with Chris and [[Barb]].
*'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 '''tweeting'''] about a [[Jacob Sockness|set of rituals]] supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue.


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
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''Record Streak: 233 days''


<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her '''{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>
-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''1 April''' - Chris '''[[CLog 04012026 - A Confession|posts a confession video]]'''.
* '''29 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]'''.
* '''28 March''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]'''.
* '''22 March''' - Chris '''[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris wants money from Geno|messages Geno Samuel]]''', requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales.
* '''21 March'''
**Chris '''[[March 2026 social media posts#Demanding Blue Heart name change|begins spamming demands]]''' to a Twitter account promoting ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' to change the game's CPU Blue Heart's name.
**Chris '''[[Reddit#Yo (21 March 2026)|attempts to address r/ChrisChanSonichu]]''' in a call-out post, but his accounts are taken down.
* '''19 March''' - ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' announces a new game which is to introduce new official characters [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[CPU Red Heart]], superseding Chris's [[OC]]s of those characters. '''[[March 2026 social media posts#New Neptunia Unlimited game|In response]]''', Chris complains of his CPU Blue Heart lore being left out of the game.
 
<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>
 
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.
 
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
 
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Latest revision as of 18:07, 1 April 2026

CWCki News.png
It is currently April 2026. It has been...
11
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
4
 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

14
 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.
Recently Uncovered Info
  • 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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