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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT SIGHTING
-->[[Sightings (2026)#Wal-Mart|
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  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT LIVESTREAM
-->[[Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A|


'''Ongoing''': [[November 2019]] ([[November 2019 social media posts|social media]]) • [[Jacob Sockness]] • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!]] • [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]
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*'''19 November''' - Two weeks after the Chandlers pay a $650 property tax bill, '''[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris begs; posts creepy photo of Barb|Chris begs]]''' for more [[Chris and money|money]] on behalf of [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], posting a creepy photo of her and demanding people not tell him to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. On the same day, '''[[:File:Court Record - 2019 Second Round Sub Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000392-01).png|Second Round Sub files for garnishment]]''' against Chris for the $2,476.63 judgement from a year before.
  DATE AND TIME OF MOST LIVESTREAM
*'''13 November''' - Hasbro unveils a trailer for the fifth incarnation of ''[[My Little Pony]]'', and an upset Chris '''[[Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5|protests it should be delayed and the fourth incarnation continued instead]]'''.
-->2026-1-05 18:00:00<!--
*'''10 November''' - '''[[Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan|Ben Saint livestreams]]''' with Chris for four hours.
*'''8 November''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] join forces with '''[[Jacob Sockness#Later weening attempts|Sockness]]''' to isolate Chris further, seeking to sever his ties with the many other [[white knights|interested parties]] surrounding them.
*'''3 November''' - [[Sockness]] '''[[November 2019 social media posts|maligns Chris]]''' against [[Null]], denouncing him as the Devil incarnate. [[Kiwi Farms]] is slated to be destroyed by the Merge.
*'''26 October''' - The newest Chandler Cat, '''[[Chandler Cats|Baby]]''', a kitten ailing from a 'nasal problem', is mentioned by Chris while '''[[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire‎‎|live-streams]]''' himself playing his [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|own card game]].
*'''20 October''' - In a YouTube comment on Part 24 of '''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''', Chris revises his past, claiming he had known all along that [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll.


-->}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''


<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: 233 days''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''9 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 4]]'''.
* '''7 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming]]'''.
* '''6 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3]]'''.
* '''4 February'''
**Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2]]'''.
**Chris joins '''[[Ko-fi]]'''.
**Chris '''[[February 2026 social media posts#Talking dragons with MKRNightVee|replies]]''' to one of [[MKRNightVee]]'s tweets tagging him, reestablishing contact between the two after over four years.
**Chris joins '''[[Cameo]]'''.
* '''2 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1]]'''.
* '''31 January''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3]]'''.


<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''15 January''' - [[ThePCAssassins]] [[Chat with Bobby C.|Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5]] from [[April 2011]].
*'''20 December''' - [[ThePCAssassins]] [[Chat with Bobby C. Part 1]] from [[April 2011]].
*'''12 November''' - [[Power]] "special thanks" document from [[April 2009]].


<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her <!---
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.


  LINK TO ARTICLE MENTIONING BARB'S MOST RECENT ACTION
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 12:35, 9 February 2026

CWCki News.png
It is currently February 2026. It has been...
9
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
36
 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.
Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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