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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[December 2019]].</center>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT SIGHTING
-->[[Sightings_(2024)#Walmart_(September)|
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''27 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 2|the second part]]''' to his Minecraft Cubepy build project.
*'''24 September''' - Chris breaks his [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] hiatus by '''[[AI_Chris_Chan_Vs_Christ_Chan#Din_Låt|uploading his take on Din Låt]]''', a Swedish song.
*'''20 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[Introducing Cwclight - My new website]]''' to YouTube, announcing his brand new website [[Cwclight]].
*'''18 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 1|the first part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project]]'''.
*'''16 September''' - Chris posts '''[[Cwclight#Sonichus,_Rosechus,_and_more|Sonichus, Rosechus, and more]]''' and '''[[Cwclight#Jesus_Christ_Chan_Sonichu_Prime|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]''' to Cwclight.
*'''14 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[JCWCSP First Minecraft TRICKY TRIALS|a Minecraft Let's Play]]''' onto YouTube.
*'''12 September''' - Chris posts '''[[Cwclight#Welcome_to_Cwclight|Welcome to Cwclight]]''' and '''[[Cwclight#Rules_on_Comments|Rules on Comments]]''', his first two blogs on Cwclight.


'''Ongoing''': ''[[My Little Pony]]'' ([[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|playing cards]])
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''27 August''' - [[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness|Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]] from [[February 2021]]
*'''13 August''' - [[Jail Art (reverse side)#Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004|Poorly-redacted Paperwork]] from [[May 2022]]
*'''25 June''' - [[Null DMs#Questioning Chris|Questioning Chris]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 June''' - [[Null DMs#Concern over poop DMs|Concern over poop DMs]] from [[January 2021]]


*'''13 December''' - In '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-12-7-chris-triggered-over-fanart-redesigns-sick-with-uti.63876/post-5714386 admitting]''' [[ProjectSNT|Courtney]]'s variation on [[Wild Sonichu]] as being an [[OC]] from another [[dimension]], the threat of more [[26 December 2014|Yuletide mayhem]] in response to [[Sonic Boom Protests|trivial character changes]] is neutered.
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
*'''7 December''' - Triggered over a redesign by '''[[ProjectSNT]]''' of [[Wild Sonichu]], and sick with a [[Chris and health#Excretory health|urinary infection]], Chris whines on Twitter in Yoda-style word salad. He later offers actual insight into why he got so angry, but ultimately comes off as petulant over an aspect of his character so minor that he normally glosses straight over it.
*'''29 November''' - Reversing course, '''[[Jacob Sockness#Friendzoning and second estrangement|Sockness denies Chris the right to use his demon OCs in his works]]''' unless they [[homos|marry]], declaring such use would be [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''27 November''' - [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] is [[Friend Zone|pushed back]] a comfortable distance again on Twitter as Chris '''[http://archive.is/FVISg  denies that they must be in a relationship]''' to complete the [[Dimensional Merge]].
*'''26 November''' - In an effort to promote his [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading cards]], Chris '''[[Playing Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder with the New Sonichu Deck!‎‎|live-streams]]''' himself playing with them again.
*'''23 November''' - A new website, [[Cwcvilleshopping.com]], for Chris to [[Chris and business|sell]] his expensive expansion packs to a free game is launched.
*'''19 November''' - Two weeks after the Chandlers pay a $650 property tax bill, '''[[November 2019 social media posts#Chris begs; posts creepy photo of Barb|Chris begs]]''' for more [[Chris and money|money]] on behalf of [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], posting a creepy photo of her and demanding people not tell him to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. On the same day, '''[[:File:Court Record - 2019 Second Round Sub Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000392-01).png|Second Round Sub files for garnishment]]''' against Chris for the $2,476.63 judgement from a year before.


<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[December 2019 social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
 
<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her <!---
 
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 12:08, 27 September 2024

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It is currently September 2024. It has been...
26
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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