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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[February 2020]].</center>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''27 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 2|the second part]]''' to his Minecraft Cubepy build project.
*'''24 September''' - Chris breaks his [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] hiatus by '''[[AI_Chris_Chan_Vs_Christ_Chan#Din_Låt|uploading his take on Din Låt]]''', a Swedish song.
*'''20 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[Introducing Cwclight - My new website]]''' to YouTube, announcing his brand new website [[Cwclight]].
*'''18 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 1|the first part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project]]'''.
*'''16 September''' - Chris posts '''[[Cwclight#Sonichus,_Rosechus,_and_more|Sonichus, Rosechus, and more]]''' and '''[[Cwclight#Jesus_Christ_Chan_Sonichu_Prime|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]''' to Cwclight.
*'''14 September''' - Chris uploads '''[[JCWCSP First Minecraft TRICKY TRIALS|a Minecraft Let's Play]]''' onto YouTube.
*'''12 September''' - Chris posts '''[[Cwclight#Welcome_to_Cwclight|Welcome to Cwclight]]''' and '''[[Cwclight#Rules_on_Comments|Rules on Comments]]''', his first two blogs on Cwclight.


'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]] • [[Dungeons and Dragons]]
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''27 August''' - [[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness|Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]] from [[February 2021]]
*'''13 August''' - [[Jail Art (reverse side)#Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004|Poorly-redacted Paperwork]] from [[May 2022]]
*'''25 June''' - [[Null DMs#Questioning Chris|Questioning Chris]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 June''' - [[Null DMs#Concern over poop DMs|Concern over poop DMs]] from [[January 2021]]


*'''1 February''' - Chris ignores his [[debt]] problems and '''[[February 2020 social media posts#Chris begs for birthday gift|begs on Twitter]]''' for a [[Nintendo Switch]] copy of Pokémon Shield for his birthday.
<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.
*'''30 January''' - Chris unveils his in-progress '''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''' character sheet.
*'''30 January''' - Two creditors sue Chris for '''[[debt]]''', bringing the Chandlers' running count of debt cases received past double digits, to eleven, also proving that [[Aly Hirschberg]], a generous donor for Chris, has been wasting his money, as Hirschberg intended his donations to help Chris with his bills - exchange rates be damned!
*'''29 January''' - '''[[Ben Saint#Normalisation of relations|Ben Saint]]''' returns after months of quiet to Chris's attention on Twitter; he and Chris together solicited crowdfunding for a [[conventions|convention]].  
*'''26 January''' - An ''anonymous'' envelope containing a drawing of a [[creepy stare]] arrives in '''[[The End Games]]''''s mailbox. They upload it to Twitter.
*'''23 January''' - '''[[The End Games]]''' reaffirms that Chris is not welcome in their shop by blocking his Twitter account, to which Chris whines that they are not inclusive and that their reputation has been sullied by banning him.
*'''17 January''' - On Twitter, Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-1-17-chris-demands-to-be-unbanned-from-end-games-in-order-to-learn-d-d.65314/ insists]''' he be unbanned from [[The End Games]] to learn how to play ''Dungeons and Dragons'' for him to complete the [[Dimensional Merge]].


<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[February 2020 social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
 
<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her <!---
 
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 12:08, 27 September 2024

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It is currently September 2024. It has been...
26
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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