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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT SIGHTING
-->[[Sightings (2024)#Redi, Kalasatama, Helsinki, Finland|
<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--
  DATE AND TIME OF LAST SIGHTING (UTC)
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''17 December''' - Chris '''[[Sightings (2024)#Redi, Kalasatama, Helsinki, Finland|is spotted]]''' in [[Finland]] again.
*'''14 December''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Silver]]'''.
*'''7 December''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Son-Chu]]'''.
*'''6 December''' - Chris '''[[December 2024 social media posts#Merged figures are appearing|posts]]''' indicating that he has gone to retail stores to pretend that his custom ''[[Transformers]]'' toys are on the shelves.
*'''27 November''' - Chris '''[[November_2024_social_media_posts#Pregnancy_rumor_confirmed_false|denies online rumors]]''' that claim that [[Flutter]] is [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|pregnant]].
*'''23 November''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run]]'''.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''11 November''' - [[The Place chats (August 2020)#Role-play coping|Role-play coping]] from [[August 2020]]


'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]] * [[Spirit possession]]
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*'''15 April''' - Chris '''[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon|swaps bodies]]''' with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] - an elaborate maladaptive coping method for missing out on the BABScon convention which had been cancelled due to COVID-19.
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
*'''10 April''' - Wishing to win over the [[Soft Exile|TF2 crew]] again, Chris releases a '''[[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams|live stream]]''' reacting to their videos.
*'''31 March''' - Imitating one of [[Jacob Sockness]]'s pagan rituals, [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6224799 '''Chris builds an altar'''] in his room. Along with it, he displays his newest '''[[headgear]]''': a bead crown to hold his [[magic stones]] against his forehead.
*'''28 March''' - On Twitter, '''[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge|This Viral Event is declared]]''' a sign of the [[Dimensional Merge]]; Chris says that it was cured weeks ago in his [[C-197|fantasy world]], adding that ''[[My Little Pony]]'' characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world. He also '''[[March 2020 social media posts#Shipping|challenges his orbiters on Twitter]]''' to find a positive romance about himself written before the day of his [[polyamorous marriage]].
*'''18 March''' - [[Conventions|BABScon]] is cancelled to comply with Californian measures against the [https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019 ongoing COVID-19 pandemic]; Chris '''[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the pandemic|whines about 'This Viral Event']]''' on Twitter. His '''[[debt]]''' hearing is also rescheduled for 20 May.
*'''17 March''' - This day marks the twentieth anniversary of  [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Sonichu's creation]].
 
<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>
 
<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her <!---
 
  LINK TO ARTICLE MENTIONING BARB'S MOST RECENT ACTION
-->[[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams|'''
 
{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
 
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-->}})/86400 round 0}}}}''']] days ago.</center>
 
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day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.