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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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  LINK TO MOST RECENT SIGHTING
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<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|<!--
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''18 January''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punislav the First]]'''.
*'''11 January''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Armoraxe]]'''.
*'''1 January''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Prowler]]'''.
*'''19 December''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Excelina]]'''.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''16 January''' - [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan#Actual Cherokee ancestor|Chris's Cherokee ancestor]]
*'''25 December''' - [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa]] from December [[2002]]


'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]]{{•}} [[Dimensional Merge]]
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''<center>For the past few days, the CWCki has been down due to a DDoS attack against sister site [[Kiwi Farms]]</center>''


*'''14 July''' - Barb's next [[Debt]] hearing is scheduled for July 14th at 11:30AM.
To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>
*'''30 June''' - An uncut version of the '''[[Taser Discussion#Uncut Version|Taser Discussion]]''' is released.
*'''29 June''' - A series of tweets by [[MKRNightVee]] hints at the '''[[Watchmen#Breakup of the Watchmen|breakup of the Watchmen group]]'''.
*'''26 June''' - [[Null]] announces that '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-is-going-everfree-northwest.93521/ Chris is planning to attend]''' Everfree Northwest, a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention held in Seattle, WA, on 13 August. He mentions vetoing Chris's plan to drive there and recommended taking a flight, and says he will help Chris with financial arrangements.
*'''25 June''' - Chris comments on his 2018 [[ban]] from [[TooManyGames]], '''[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris blames the TooManyGames incident on the trolls again|blaming the event coordinator and accusing him of having conspired with the trolls.]]'''
*'''22 June''' - Chris '''[[June 2021 social media posts#Money stuff|breaks his 193-day long streak of not begging]]''' with a Twitter rant about money, saying he is open to donations for a new [[Son-chu|car]].
*'''19 June''' - Chris uploads '''[[Birthday Greetings to Devin|a video]]''' of himself wishing a happy birthday to a Devin, then uploads '''[[Sylvia’s being comfy and a little bobble-headed|a video of his cat]]'''.
 
 
<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>
 
<center>'''[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], as far as we know, is not [[Chris and death|dead]]'''; her latest activity was <!---
 
  LINK TO ARTICLE MENTIONING BARB'S MOST RECENT ACTION
-->[[May 2021 social media posts#Mother.27s_Day|'''
 
{{formatnum:{{#expr:({{#time: U|now}}-{{#time: U|<!--
 
  DATE AND TIME OF LATEST CONFIRMATION BARB IS ALIVE (UTC)
-->2021-05-09 18:00:0<!--
 
-->}})/86400 round 0}}}}''']] days ago.</center>
 
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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the [[Template:Begging Counter|begging counter]]: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or '''he confirms''' that Barb has indeed passed.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 08:48, 22 January 2025

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It is currently February 2025. It has been...
46
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Recently Uncovered Info


Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.

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