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'''Twin Falling Towers''' is a video uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] on 1 [[November 2009]]. An unusually tasteless video, Chris attempts to threaten [[Clyde Cash]] by sticking an embarrassing picture of him and [[Jack Thaddeus]] in place of the Twin Towers and making childish explosion noises. Years later, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] mentioned that this video had been one of many scripted by trolls.


Following outrage to the video – both feigned anger from the [[Trolls]] who suggested it in the first place, and genuine disgust from horrified onlookers – [[Chris and remorse|Chris uploaded]] [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|an apology video]] for his inelegant joke. Unfortunately, the alternate joke that Chris proposed just dug him deeper.
'''Introspection''' involves the examination of one's own inner workings and past actions, typically to make more well-informed decisions in the future. Possibly as a result of his [[autism]], which affects how he perceives how his actions affects others, combined with his inflated ego, Chris has been noted for lacking the ability to do any sort of true reflection upon himself or to take accountability his actions. Chris then winds up making the same mistakes and blunders over and over and over again, and Christory is doomed to repeat itself.


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Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Chris and religion|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]], never once thinking that his behavior might be the problem. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracies]] or the [[JERKS|entire male population]]. In the past he's faulted the [[Jerkop|police]], [[Manajerks|store managers]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and [[Jerkop|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]]. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.
 
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Introspection involves the examination of one's own inner workings and past actions, typically to make more well-informed decisions in the future. Possibly as a result of his autism, which affects how he perceives how his actions affects others, combined with his inflated ego, Chris has been noted for lacking the ability to do any sort of true reflection upon himself or to take accountability his actions. Chris then winds up making the same mistakes and blunders over and over and over again, and Christory is doomed to repeat itself.

Chris believes that he is a blameless, holy creature that is practically perfect in every way. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him stress, never once thinking that his behavior might be the problem. He blames all of his problems on external factors like trolls, homos, conspiracies or the entire male population. In the past he's faulted the police, store managers, Mary Lee Walsh, and mall security guards for complications during his Love Quest. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

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