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'''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS''' is a trollish shorthand used in reference to Chris's troubles with {{w|Fecal incontinence|fecal leakage}}. Coined by Chris himself in an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from January 2009, it has quickly become a popular catchphrase.
'''Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned''' (original file name "(On the Road to) The City of Cwcville song") is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 [[October 2023]]. It is notable for being Chris's first upload for more than two years, and the first of the [[Second Coming]]. In the video's description, Chris links to [[Praetor]]'s online shop [[OfficialCWCmart]], indicating he is still in business with the group. It is likely that Praetor influenced this video, seen in the green screen and editing seen in previous Praetor projects.


In short, Chris unwittingly shits himself often. Even after encouragement from his doctor and from his mother, Chris would refuse to wear [[butt garments]] because, according to the [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|Ivy Q&A]], he felt they were for [[Sonee & Rosey|babies]]. He had only one or two episodes where he wore the butt garments, though they were only worn because Ivy told him it was his punishment for cheating on her with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Based on his own comments on the subject and those of people who've managed to get close to him (particularly his now-deceased sweetheart [[Ivy]]), [[stress]] tends to inspire these episodes, but at other times he appears to be too lazy, careless, or distracted to bother making his way to a toilet.
The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two parodies of songs from the ''[[Pokémon]] 2.B.A. Master'' album in front of a green screen; the first is a spoof of "Double Trouble" loaded with slurred, [[Random-access humor|almost nonsensical]] lyrics, while the second is a parody of "Viridian City" that's now centered around going to [[CWCville]]. Interspersed are brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video throughout. Overall, unlike [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"|his previous attempts]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|at making music videos]], the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.)


Considering that Chris's bowel issues have been occurring since childhood, it's most likely related to his [[autism]], as incontinence has been known to occur amongst individuals with the disorder, particularly those who are more [[Minor_Family_Members#Unnamed_autistic_cousin|severely affected]].
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Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned (original file name "(On the Road to) The City of Cwcville song") is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 October 2023. It is notable for being Chris's first upload for more than two years, and the first of the Second Coming. In the video's description, Chris links to Praetor's online shop OfficialCWCmart, indicating he is still in business with the group. It is likely that Praetor influenced this video, seen in the green screen and editing seen in previous Praetor projects.

The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen; the first is a spoof of "Double Trouble" loaded with slurred, almost nonsensical lyrics, while the second is a parody of "Viridian City" that's now centered around going to CWCville. Interspersed are brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video throughout. Overall, unlike his previous attempts at making music videos, the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.)

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