User talk:Jerkop

You're a jerkop

I figure with a name like yours, you'd be the ideal candidate for one. So yeah, go forth, stop vandalism, and don't abuse your powers for personal gain. --Champthom 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

• Thanks! And don't worry, I'm not going to abuse anything.--Jerkop 20:04, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Contact me ASAP

This is URGENT. --Champthom 02:57, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Please IM me

Champ told me to contact you and the other Jerkops. My AIM is LittleLazyLime. --Lime 05:55, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

Under Watch Template

Unless Champ or cogs told you to take that down it should probably be reinstated as it existed for a reason: To mark people (mainly asperpedians) who were potentially going to make an issue with the current operation. DrShoggoth 06:10, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

bagget

why do you keep deleting my shit? You insist on having extremely homophobic generalizations in a wiki article - and support unscientific armchair psychology which is clearly biased?

There is no correlation between female initiated anal play and homosexuality. Having female friends does not make you gay. Liking shitty music is not correlated with being gay.

Likewise, there is no reason to believe that Chris is abusing alcohol. You choose to document the few times he has used alcohol but will not record the fact that he has been abstaining from alcohol in situations where drinking is rampant (fridays after five). --2litrepop

First off, learn to sign your posts correctly. Secondly, don't take this wiki to seriously. It's about a retarded fat kid for GodBearJesus sakes. Just take it calm, and don't get worked up over petty shit. That's my advice to you --SargentPickles 22:24, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

First of all, trying to make Chris look less of a shitty human being than he really is makes you look like a white knight. Also, we know that Chris drinks and there's no reason for us to think he just stopped. Because there's no evidence of him drinking at a particular event does not mean that he stopped. Finally, Chris is pretty gay. That's a fact.--Jerkop 22:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree with 2litrepop in some instances when it comes to Chris and homosexuality, with there seeming to be a heavy bias towards definitely labeling Chris as gay. In my opinion this is a ridiculous claim. Chris is not gay, just clueless about how sexuality works. For example, Chris believes that it is possible to be persuaded to become a homosexual, also thinking that you could be gay just by thinking about dicks. Chris isn't gay. He's just a moron.

As for the other shit that 2litrepop did it all seems rather irrelevant and speculative. CrassCrab 22:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

That's true. Maybe the section's title should be changed to something like: "Evidence that Chris looks like a homo" or "Why Chris appears to be gay"--Jerkop 22:40, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

I changed it to "Why Chris appears to be gay" that seems reasonable enough.--Beat 22:52, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

ok - forget this site, you are clearly more interested in making an EncyclopediaDramatica clone, rather than accurately and objectively recording things. My speculation in the alcohol article was useless, but it was only to offset the obvious bias that was written in that article. Having one beer an hour before driving is not DUI. The amount of alcohol consumption Chris exhibits is nowhere near abuse potential. I should realize me editing the homosexuality page here would be like editing one on ED. I didn't realize this site was a joke. --2litrepop

• Bye.--Beat 22:48, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

• He's an autistic manchild who has hardly drunk until the last years, I think one beer would be enough to screw him over. --MEANWHILE 23:12, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

• This wiki is biased against Chris?! I would never have guessed! What a twist! --Edward 23:45, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

• Ooh, has the CWCki just seen its first flounce?--trombonista 01:19, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

• I do think that I might have lost a few brain cells from that one... NoVu 06:45, 17 July 2010 (UTC)