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[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|left|American taxpayer money spent on Social Security Disability helps disabled people like Chris buy essential goods like…video games.]]
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[[Chris]] doesn't understand the value of [[Chris and money|money]]. This is well-known, but nowhere is it better illustrated than in the log of his '''[[PlayStation Network]] game downloads'''.


Acquired by [[Clyde Cash]] and other trolls, the data show that Chris has spent in the vicinity of $3,400 (as of late February 2010) on videos, game content, and other purchases through the PSN. His [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|video downloads]] are catalogued elsewhere. This list attempts to catalog the games and game "upgrades" Chris has bought so far.
'''Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned''' (original file name "(On the Road to) The City of Cwcville song") is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 [[October 2023]]. It is notable for being Chris's first upload for more than two years, and the first of the [[Second Coming]]. In the video's description, Chris links to [[Praetor]]'s online shop [[OfficialCWCmart]], indicating he is still in business with the group. It is likely that Praetor influenced this video, seen in the green screen and editing seen in previous Praetor projects.


Many of his spending decisions boggle the mind. He has, for instance, spent around $35 on nothing but furniture and character clothing for ''[[Sonichu Home Club|PlayStation Home]]'', [[Sony]]'s ''Second Life'' knockoff. Nearly $30 has gone towards new characters and ball designs for ''High Velocity Bowling'', even though his trophy showcase indicates that he hasn't bothered to play the game. On the ''[[Soul Calibur|Soul Calibur IV]]'' front, he bought weapon packs, content he could have unlocked on his own had he bothered to play the game at all. The most ridiculous part of his ''SCIV'' purchases is that he bought the Yoda character; one can easily see why [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Box]] owners are eager to purchase Darth Vader, but purchasing Yoda for PS3 is pure unadulterated fraternization with [[Hex Bawx|The Enemy]]. Finally, the bill for his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' downloads, of course, hardly bears thinking about.
The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two parodies of songs from the ''[[Pokémon]] 2.B.A. Master'' album in front of a green screen; the first is a spoof of "Double Trouble" loaded with slurred, [[Random-access humor|almost nonsensical]] lyrics, while the second is a parody of "Viridian City" that's now centered around going to [[CWCville]]. Interspersed are brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video throughout. Overall, unlike [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"|his previous attempts]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|at making music videos]], the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.)


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Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned (original file name "(On the Road to) The City of Cwcville song") is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 October 2023. It is notable for being Chris's first upload for more than two years, and the first of the Second Coming. In the video's description, Chris links to Praetor's online shop OfficialCWCmart, indicating he is still in business with the group. It is likely that Praetor influenced this video, seen in the green screen and editing seen in previous Praetor projects.

The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen; the first is a spoof of "Double Trouble" loaded with slurred, almost nonsensical lyrics, while the second is a parody of "Viridian City" that's now centered around going to CWCville. Interspersed are brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video throughout. Overall, unlike his previous attempts at making music videos, the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.)

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