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[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|left|American taxpayer money spent on Social Security Disability helps disabled people like Chris buy essential goods like…video games.]]
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[[Chris]] doesn't understand the value of [[Chris and money|money]]. This is well-known, but nowhere is it better illustrated than in the log of his '''[[PlayStation Network]] game downloads'''.


Acquired by [[Clyde Cash]] and other trolls, the data show that Chris has spent in the vicinity of $3,400 (as of late February 2010) on videos, game content, and other purchases through the PSN. His [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|video downloads]] are catalogued elsewhere. This list attempts to catalog the games and game "upgrades" Chris has bought so far.
In [[October 2016]], Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to [[Kiwi Farms]] on 13 October.


Many of his spending decisions boggle the mind. He has, for instance, spent around $35 on nothing but furniture and character clothing for ''[[Sonichu Home Club|PlayStation Home]]'', [[Sony]]'s ''Second Life'' knockoff. Nearly $30 has gone towards new characters and ball designs for ''High Velocity Bowling'', even though his trophy showcase indicates that he hasn't bothered to play the game. On the ''[[Soul Calibur|Soul Calibur IV]]'' front, he bought weapon packs, content he could have unlocked on his own had he bothered to play the game at all. The most ridiculous part of his ''SCIV'' purchases is that he bought the Yoda character; one can easily see why [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Box]] owners are eager to purchase Darth Vader, but purchasing Yoda for PS3 is pure unadulterated fraternization with [[Hex Bawx|The Enemy]]. Finally, the bill for his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' downloads, of course, hardly bears thinking about.
Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|as his reaction]] to his ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]] nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous [[negotiation]] tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical nature]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|deteriorating]] [[Un-clit 2.0|sense]] [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|of]] [[Chris and reality|reality]] post-[[Tomgirl]], believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the [[JERKOPS|police]] against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from [[Chris and the Law|criminal prosecution]], thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince [[Michael Snyder]] that he needs to "[[Chris and remorse|forgive]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|and]] [[Megan|forget]]"), and that the [[Chris in the media#New York Magazine|"Human Rights Campaign"]] would be on his side since he's now a "[[Tomgirl Saga|"L"esbian "T"ranswoman]]", the L and T from LGBTQ.


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Latest revision as of 02:03, 25 November 2024

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In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

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