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'''The religion of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]''' is a complicated topic because his stated religious convictions often differ from his actual, peculiar beliefs about God, sinfulness, and the nature of good and evil.
[[Chris]] claims to have at least one ancestor who is Cherokee.  Thus, the '''Cherokian Clan''' is the tribe he believes this ancestor belongs to.  The ancient exploits of the clan figure heavily into the mythology of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics.


That Chris professes a belief in Christianity completes the general stereotype of the naive hillbilly idiot who thinks that citing divine authority is the way to win arguments about things he doesn't understand.  With religion, like anything else, Chris only hears what he wants to hear.  For example, he accepts his religion's teachings condemning [[homos]]exuality ''and'' ignores the fact that it also forbids pre-marital sex, pornography, and masturbation. This dissonance is exemplified in his reaction to the news that [[PandaHalo]] had been raped and impregnated by [[Clyde Cash]]: He actively encouraged her to spend time with her rapist because a child should know and be raised by both of its parents...shortly after encouraging her to get an abortion.
The primary rival tribe of the Cherokian Clan was the [[Wasabi Clan]], which Chris <strike>either made up or</strike> stole from ''Naruto''.


Chris's narrow view of the world requires that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] share his religious beliefs, despite the fact that they also regard Chris as their almighty creator and father.
('''[[Cherokian Clan|more...]]''')
 
Irrespective of his religion, Chris believes he has received multiple visions from God.
 
('''[[Chris and religion|more...]]''')


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Revision as of 08:33, 15 October 2009

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Chris claims to have at least one ancestor who is Cherokee. Thus, the Cherokian Clan is the tribe he believes this ancestor belongs to. The ancient exploits of the clan figure heavily into the mythology of the Sonichu comics.

The primary rival tribe of the Cherokian Clan was the Wasabi Clan, which Chris either made up or stole from Naruto.

(more...)

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