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'''Cwcsicle''' is a name of a video log entailing [[Chris]] sticking his [[duck|penis]] in the snow for fifteen minutes in an attempt to get | '''Cwcsicle''' is a name of a video log entailing [[Chris]] sticking his [[duck|penis]] in the snow for fifteen minutes. It was made in an attempt to get a scene in Jackass 3D. It is split into five parts: 100_2123 through 7.MOV. These titles seem to suggest that it was made in [[February 2010]]. It is the most recently released work to feature the [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu Medallion.]] | ||
==Transcriptions== | ==Transcriptions== | ||
Revision as of 02:10, 3 March 2011
Cwcsicle is a name of a video log entailing Chris sticking his penis in the snow for fifteen minutes. It was made in an attempt to get a scene in Jackass 3D. It is split into five parts: 100_2123 through 7.MOV. These titles seem to suggest that it was made in February 2010. It is the most recently released work to feature the Sonichu Medallion.
Transcriptions
100_2123.MOV (0:25)
[Christian stands in a snow-covered park. He is dressed quite heavily, pointing the camera at himself with a rather shaky hand..] Hi, I'm Christian Chandler, uh, this is "Frozen Stalactite." [Attempts to tilt camera towards crotch, missing it entirely.] I'm gonna put my dick in the snow [Aims it back at his face.] and I'm gonna leave it in there for about fifteen minutes. Currently it's 12:38 [Holds up his phone with his free hand] according to my cell phone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cell phone. [Pans camera down, revealing that he's buried himself waist-deep. Pans back up.] In case y'all need to see this.
100_2124.MOV (0:07)
[Holds up phone.] About six minutes in now. Boy, it's cold. I've had p-[Video abruptly ends.]
100_2125.MOV (0:10)
[Carrying on from where the former left off, albeit with a little more urgency.] About six minutes in now. I've had previous experiences with, uh, greasing my dick, and I've even stretched it a bit. Right. I'll be checking back in se-in seven.
100_2126.MOV (0:22)
A-alrighty, it's 12:53 [Nearly beans himself in the face with his camera lens.] Let's pull me out. [Gets up with a grunt, nearly loses balance. Camera goes out of focus, altough Chris can be heard shivering. The camera turns to focus on his crotch, with his duck thankfully quite out of view. The sound of something scraping the mic can be heard as he examines his genitals.] Feels blue. [Camera goes out of focus, then turns to his penis. Not only is it quite within view, it has turned bright red and the camera is upside down. Shortly after, the camera turns away.] Look at all that snow all over me. There's snow all over my pants. [Camera finally turns to Chris' face.] Heh. Kids, that is definitely something- [Video abruptly ends.]
100_2127.MOV (0:06)
Everybody, I dare say that is one stunt you should not try at home. Peace out. [camera turns away as he sets it down.]