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WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! Is this recent, or old but just leaked?!Theiselybros 19:06, 2 March 2011 (PST)

  • Judging from the amount snow, it was probably more recent than the 2010 blizzard, but not from within the last month. There's no snow in the region right now. Last December and last January are the most likely dates. We had accumulated snowfall several times, especially in January. Isarko 19:14, 2 March 2011 (PST)
    • I went back and checked, unless the leak confirms otherwise, I'd place this sometime shortly after January 26's snow storm. Isarko 19:22, 2 March 2011 (PST)
  • Uh, this is like a year old, it just got released now.--Champthom 19:28, 2 March 2011 (PST)
  • Damn.Isarko 19:34, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just wanted to say that the word Cwcsicle is the funniest thing I've heard all dayKillyouareself 19:25, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Anybody think this could be connected to any Sagas? Airrider1, 22:46 EST, 2 March 2011

  • No, as Tito said on /cwc/, essentially what Chris did was submit this to Jackass in regards to their then recent movie in hopes he'd get on Jackass.--Champthom 19:54, 2 March 2011 (PST)

I spy the Sonichu Medallion. TheIronFjord 00:54, 3 March 2011 (EST)

I cannot imagine a more appropriate use for WHY.jpg Vergilius 22:38, 2 March 2011 (PST)

...I don't understand.... WHY did he do this? It says to get on tv... but is it known WHY he thought this would get him on tv (troll/'sweetheart')?! And (I'm a girl so correct me if I'm wrong...) but wouldn't IT fall off or get serious damage from being in the snow for 15 minutes? If it possible that Chris actually pulled it out of the snow between camera shoots? --4Macie 22:40, 2 March 2011 (PST)

  • Heh, no, it wouldn't fall off. It would present the danger of a frostbite, however, like with any other body part. - LucidFox 22:49, 2 March 2011 (PST)
    • Yeah, it wouldn't fall off, but it sure as fuck isn't a good idea. I can see why one might think he pulled his ding-dong out between shots (after all, that barely chronicled a whole fifteenth of the alleged dickfreezing) but judging by the fact that his nob was bright red on the fourth video, I'd say he was at least mostly true to his word. --The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here 23:20, 2 March 2011 (PST)
      • I can shed some light on frostbite. His skin turning that bright red color meant he was in the beginning stages of frostbite. It means that the water in his skin, cells, and blood vessels were going to die, dry up, and everything would start turning a pale blue/black color. Frostbite sets in rather quickly when bare skin is exposed to freezing temperatures, and the human body just cannot deal with that kind of cold. Chris basically made his body re-circulate the blood around to the core of his body to keep his vital organs warm since his nether region being exposed to freezing temperatures, so the blood rushes away to keep his core temperature warm. What Chris did was extremely stupid, and very dangerous.--Chris_Pickles 02:57 March 3, 2011 (EST).
  • notice that he starts saying "KIDS this is something you don't try at home", but cuts himself off and says "EVERYBODY" instead because he realizes it's creepy that he's showing his dick to kids, oh that chris Acousticvirgin 13:28, 3 March 2011 (PST)
  • I think I just realized why Chris's penis is bent. If he regularly sticks it into the snow to stretch it as he claims, odds are it causes it to shrivel and become misshapen. Or it could just be some hereditary defect. That isn't nearly as fun of a theory, though. KingClark 16:42, 19 March 2011 (PDT)

Add videos

Do we actually want to add the clips? Or just leave it as a download? If posted video is wanted, I can try to do it though I'm not 100% sure I know how (though I do have them downloaded). --4Macie 23:36, 2 March 2011 (PST)

  • I'm no gaybian, but to be honest, this deserves to be put up for Chris even filming this. He's really fucking stupid, but even I didn't think he would do something like this. I would put up a warning disclaimer for the faint at heart though. But I say troll away good sir. Would be awesome if Chris saw this on the CWCki, serves him right.--Chris_Pickles 03:04 March 3rd, 2011 (EST)
If there's a second to this I'll try and upload the mini-clip sections....I think I know how to do it now... maybe :P --4Macie 00:08, 3 March 2011 (PST)
Can't someone censor out his penis like they did in FlyingElephant? Nhocgreen 08:14, 3 March 2011 (PST)
I say censor the penis out for youtuve and then someone take a screencap of the Cwcsicle for the article. You might be able to upload this to a site like xtube and just label it as a snow fetish. Meeko 12:01, 3 March 2011 (PST)meeko
I control Chris' Xtube account, so let me know and I'll upload it there. If you can even embed from Xtube. --Thorgnzorrg 13:53, 3 March 2011 (PST)

Time/date changing

"If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cell phone"

Right. He owns a Motorola W315 on either Verizon or nTelos (most likely nTelos due to the coverage, region, and because he's shit poor after spending his tugboat). Most Motorola phones have the magical setting called Autoupdate, and it can be turned off and manual time can be set therein. I'm not saying he's smart enough to know how to do this, but it could be possible if he was indeed trying to bullshit us (which it seems like he isn't and instead being an idiot as usual). Dragonfli 13:30, 3 March 2011 (PST)

  • I should point out that he is wearing the medallion, which should raise a couple eyebrows for sure (I saw him wearing it a couple months back at my work but no one believed me). The question is, why is he wearing it now after so long without it? CFA 18:02, 3 March 2011 (PST)CFA
    • This video is over a year old, back when he was still sporting the medallion.

Full version?

  • The one on here is the SFW verision. CFA 21:04, 4 March 2011 (PST)CFA
  • This was a point I was going to make, namely that having this SFW version is misleading to those who might not otherwise realize that there's NSFW content in the video. I suppose it can go back in but I think for other NSFW videos, we just link them and not put in SFW videos.--Champthom 10:39, 5 March 2011 (PST)
  • Ya, having the sfw link is either redundant or misleading. Can't someone upload it to X tube or something?CFA 18:04, 6 March 2011 (PST)CFA
  • Can you even embed from XTube? --The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here 08:01, 7 March 2011 (PST)
  • I don't think there's any way we can, though we can always link people to such a video. I mean, no different than what we do with other NSFW videos.--Champthom 12:21, 7 March 2011 (PST)