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== [[Car Pranks|2 August | == [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] == | ||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Barbara Chandler|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day. | <font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Barbara Chandler|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day. | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJ1gev6x7o Listen here!] | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJ1gev6x7o Listen here!] | ||
== 1 March | == 1 March 2011 == | ||
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8. | <font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8. | ||
* [http://vocaroo.com/?media=vbRZXzyfE8F7mySE6 Listen here] | * [http://vocaroo.com/?media=vbRZXzyfE8F7mySE6 Listen here] | ||
Revision as of 19:24, 16 April 2011
Chris's voicemail message has varied through time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre.
2 August 2009
Chris: Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my publicist and my lawyers to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, Troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much trollin' stupid? I'm not trollin' stupid, you're trollin' stupid. Have a good day.
1 March 2011
Chris: I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is very paranoid of cyber-bullies at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or out-of-state-of-Virginia number, please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.
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