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'''[[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]''' is a popular social networking and microblogging service where people can post messages that are up to 140 characters in length. While it has had its uses, it is frequently described as a pointless fad, and if even ''Chris'' calls it a fad, perhaps there is something to this claim.
'''Joseph Cole Smithey''' (born 24 July 1963) is [[Chris]]'s half-brother, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]'s first son, and lone escapee of the [[14 Branchland Court|Casa De Chandler]]. Despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, Cole leads a relatively normal life. [[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole's emails to Chris]] revealed a lot of information about the Chandler family.


Chris apparently had no idea why Twitter was designed the way it is designed. Most of the time, he acted as if Twitter is just a normal blog that inexplicably splits the messages into 140 character chunks for no reason. It's almost impossible to read his updates, which obviously makes following and replying to him hard.
Cole currently lives in Manhattan and is a noted film critic who is featured on Rotten Tomatoes. He was mentioned once in Time Magazine for being one of the few critics to give a negative review to Toy Story 3. He occasionally hosts [[eBay]] auctions for the winning bidder to [[Chris and his Ego|spend a night drinking with him]], proving that despite one brother being a pretentious hipster douchebag, and the other being an emotionally stunted autistic manchild, they both share the same bloated ego. On June 29, 2013, Chris complained to Cole several times on [[Twitter]], saying that he should move in and take care of Barb so that he can be free to pursue his [[Love Quest]].


On 20 [[June 2013]] and 21 June 2013, hidden Twitter posts from 16 [[April 2012]] to 21 [[June 2013]], which most of them are linked to the [[Facebook]] [[2013 Imgur Leak]] and pictures from 20 [[June 2013]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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Revision as of 10:58, 9 July 2013

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Joseph Cole Smithey (born 24 July 1963) is Chris's half-brother, Barbara's first son, and lone escapee of the Casa De Chandler. Despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, Cole leads a relatively normal life. Cole's emails to Chris revealed a lot of information about the Chandler family.

Cole currently lives in Manhattan and is a noted film critic who is featured on Rotten Tomatoes. He was mentioned once in Time Magazine for being one of the few critics to give a negative review to Toy Story 3. He occasionally hosts eBay auctions for the winning bidder to spend a night drinking with him, proving that despite one brother being a pretentious hipster douchebag, and the other being an emotionally stunted autistic manchild, they both share the same bloated ego. On June 29, 2013, Chris complained to Cole several times on Twitter, saying that he should move in and take care of Barb so that he can be free to pursue his Love Quest.

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This template sits pride of place on the CWCki Main Page. It is a way of displaying some of the better quality articles on the CWCki. It is not usually the article that describes the most recent Chris-related event, though it often can be. Suggestions for new articles to be displayed here can be discussed either on this template's talk page, or on the CWCki:Community Portal‎.