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Despite obviously violating the Community Guidelines, as well as being reported by [[Trolls|concerned Facebook users]], Facebook has decided that no part of this status is considered pornographic enough to warrant being removed. | Despite obviously violating the Community Guidelines, as well as being reported by [[Trolls|concerned Facebook users]], Facebook has decided that no part of this status is considered pornographic enough to warrant being removed. | ||
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A reader with sharper anatomical knowledge than Chris - [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|not a rare breed]] - will have noticed that he contradicts himself, saying first that it is on his "taint" (perineum) and then where his clitoris would be if he were female. The piercing is most likely above his [[duck]], not on his perineum, as he presumably asked the person who did the piercing to do it where the clitoris would be, and it is likelier for Chris not to know where a "taint" is (owing to his history of [[Chris and Sex|misinterpreting]], [[Navy|misappropriating]] and [[Comeuppance|malapropising]] sexual slang) | A reader with a sharper anatomical knowledge than Chris - [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|not a rare breed]] - will have noticed that he contradicts himself, saying first that it is on his "taint" (perineum) and then where his clitoris would be if he were female. The piercing is most likely above his [[duck]], not on his perineum, as he presumably asked the person who did the piercing to do it where the clitoris would be, and it is likelier for Chris not to know where a "taint" is (owing to his history of [[Chris and Sex|misinterpreting]], [[Navy|misappropriating]] and [[Comeuppance|malapropising]] sexual slang) than where a clitoris is. It is, however, ultimately uncertain, and although photographic evidence would clear up the issue it would most certainly not be a welcome method of proof. The piercing will also be very susceptible to infection as it heals, as quite apart from Chris's [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|somewhat lax]] attitude towards cleanliness, piercings in that region often become infected even for people with good hygiene habits. | ||
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Revision as of 09:43, 15 October 2014
The Un-clit is what Chris calls a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology). He has apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris piercing. His explanation also includes a brief introduction to the sex lives of monkeys.
Barb's opinion on this is currently unknown.
September 18th Facebook Status
| Well. A whole Half a month without a new update on the trolls' website; I was hoping for longer than that. And I WAS going to make a public announcement about it anyway. But the cat is out of the bag now.
Anyway, I had something done to me that is Radical, that I did for my Lesbian Soul! I got a new piercing on my taint on Monday the 15th. About where my clitoris would be if I was a woman! It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my un-clit. I am tending to its cleaning personally in Daily Baths or Showers, as well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice daily. I, Christian Weston Chandler, with no other outside opinions from anyone, have long been thinking about getting a piercing on my taint, with a steel sphere where my clitoris would be if I was born female, in my Soul identity as a Female and a Leabian, as a fair substitute for that, and to stimulate the woman's clitoris via scissoring, YEARS ago after watching the Lesbian couple Tribbing each other in the soft core porn movie, "The Key to Sex". And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a LOT of the time. And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into Women! Males Offend Me, even my own Penis Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge! I HAVE Come Out as the Lesbian Transgender that I Always Have Been and Ever Will! And for everyone of you Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My Vagina Of My Soul!!! Have a good day |
Despite obviously violating the Community Guidelines, as well as being reported by concerned Facebook users, Facebook has decided that no part of this status is considered pornographic enough to warrant being removed.
Reality
A reader with a sharper anatomical knowledge than Chris - not a rare breed - will have noticed that he contradicts himself, saying first that it is on his "taint" (perineum) and then where his clitoris would be if he were female. The piercing is most likely above his duck, not on his perineum, as he presumably asked the person who did the piercing to do it where the clitoris would be, and it is likelier for Chris not to know where a "taint" is (owing to his history of misinterpreting, misappropriating and malapropising sexual slang) than where a clitoris is. It is, however, ultimately uncertain, and although photographic evidence would clear up the issue it would most certainly not be a welcome method of proof. The piercing will also be very susceptible to infection as it heals, as quite apart from Chris's somewhat lax attitude towards cleanliness, piercings in that region often become infected even for people with good hygiene habits.