2007

The year 2007 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 25 years old.

Scientists cannot even explain how how managed to survive a quarter of a century.

Events of 2007

• February 11 - Christian makes the cover for his "I'm on TV" DVD.
• February 19 - Christian starts making the slideshow for his "I'm on TV" DVD.
• February 22 - Christian finishes the slideshow.
• February 24 - Christian's 25th birthday. He releases his "future message".
• March 6 - Christians brother Cole Smithey begins to ask chris about his parents.
• March 6 - In an e-mail, Cole Smithey claims to have been abused by Bob and Barbara Chandler.
• May 8 - Christian uploads a video of him beating up Mary Lee Walsh in Soul Calibur.
• June 6 - Megan leaves for Kentucky.
• June 27 - Christian states that he is saddened, as Megan has left for Kentucky. He misses her.
• June 27 - Christian cries with his mother, whilst thinking of Patti the dog.
• June 29 - Christian makes his Parappa the Rapper video and enters Parappa contest.
• July 7 - Chris buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
• July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
• July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.
• August 3 - Adam Stackhouse wins Parappa-contest.
• August 3 - Chris immediately sends an enraged e-mail to Nintendo. He is furious because he couldn't impress Megan.
• August 3 - In an e-mail to Megan, Chris admits to cheating to win the contest.
• August 4 - Chris writes another angry letter to nintendo, explaining why the other contestants should be disqualified.
• August 8 - Megan sends Chris an angry letter, complaining about him touching her. She says she is happy he lost the contest.
• August 8 - Christian apologises to Megan for "touching" her.
• August 10 - Nintendo responds to Chris. They don't take him seriously.
• August 13 - Christian writes to Megan about having cofessed his love to her.
• October 3 - Chris buys a LAI MI asian sex doll.
• October 8 - Christian apologises to Megan for being too pushy.
• October 19 - Christian shows hostile behaviour towards a friend of Megans.
• October 20 - Christian apologises to Megan for his hostile behaviour. He blames it on his homophobia.
• October 26 - Christian is photographed playing pokemon.
• October 31 - ED page on Chris-Chan is created. (according to Chris. According to the history it is created a bit later)
• November 2 - Christian discovers the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and becomes furious.
• November 4 - Someone sends transsexual Rosechu nudes to Chris. He gets angry, and demands a picture of Rosechu "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
• November 5 - Chris' mom finds out about him being photographed at the Game Place, and goes mad. She goes to the Game-Place and
• November 7 - Christian shoots a video asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
• November 9 - Christians mother goes to the Game Place and questions manager Michael about the picture that was taken.
• November 10 - Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.
• November 10 - Christian makes an account op ED, and starts editing the article on him.
• November 11 - Christian uploads drawn nudes of himself and the Sonichus as a protest against E.D.
• November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using html. It doesn't work.
• December 30 - Christian writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".