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Hey errybody, Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. In my... housecoat. Wuh anyway, nuh bout that, cuz, we got a special... delivery today! [''adjusts camera''] This lovely ''bots''! Wit, address on it... and... there's that side... and, big lugly bots, uhh, suspected from the certain fan. [''rotates box''] Side. [''rotates box''] Huh. Side, side. As if we ''didn't'' know what was coming. Cuz, it came! The box came a bit ''damaged'', so, [''moves camera to box''] you pretty much SEEEE what we're esspeh-what we're... ''getting'', this ''little bit''. So let's open this thing the rest of the way. [''starts to set camera on bed, then notices [[Sylvia]] looking at the box''] Oh look! [''picks camera back up''] [''in baby talk voice''] There's Sylvia! Hi sweetie! [''Sylvia walks to the edge of the bed.''] Oop! Ha ha, wuh ya doing? Youse camera shy? What are you camera shy? You're so silly. [''higher pitched voice''] Why are you so silly? Silly Sylvia, I love youuu! I do! [''sets camera down on bed''] Let me get my pocket knife, [''Chris opens the velcro case of his pocket knife off camera''] do something here. [''Chris picks up the camera, and shows Sylvia pawing at the case.''] There you go, she's playing with my pocket knives... thing. Kitty kitty! This became a cat video! [''nervous sounding chuckle''] Livia you're so silly. [''moves camera back to box''] Alright so, I'unno I guess I'll just, pick it at and... open it on that side. Gonna go with this side. [''moves pocket knife to box''] [''Sylvia moves to the box, and stares at the damaged part''] [''in baby talk voice''] Onoppa[??] kitty! This kitty. [''Chris starts cutting open one side of the box''] Da-dang she got spooked by... [''Chris finishes cutting one side of tape''] the knife noise. It's noisy! [''Chris grabs the box''] Up! Aight! [''Chris turns the box upside down''] Ehnna[?] this way! [''Chris fiddles some more, then begins cutting the other side.''] Okay. [''Chris realizes he's turned the box to where it's supposed to be opened''] Oop! Duh. [''Chris continues cutting''] | Hey errybody, Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. In my... housecoat. Wuh anyway, nuh bout that, cuz, we got a special... delivery today! [''adjusts camera''] This lovely ''bots''! Wit, address on it... and... there's that side... and, big lugly bots, uhh, suspected from the certain fan. [''rotates box''] Side. [''rotates box''] Huh. Side, side. As if we ''didn't'' know what was coming. Cuz, it came! The box came a bit ''damaged'', so, [''moves camera to box''] you pretty much SEEEE what we're esspeh-what we're... ''getting'', this ''little bit''. So let's open this thing the rest of the way. [''starts to set camera on bed, then notices [[Sylvia]] looking at the box''] Oh look! [''picks camera back up''] [''in baby talk voice''] There's Sylvia! Hi sweetie! [''Sylvia walks to the edge of the bed.''] Oop! Ha ha, wuh ya doing? Youse camera shy? What are you camera shy? You're so silly. [''higher pitched voice''] Why are you so silly? Silly Sylvia, I love youuu! I do! [''sets camera down on bed''] Let me get my pocket knife, [''Chris opens the velcro case of his pocket knife off camera''] do something here. [''Chris picks up the camera, and shows Sylvia pawing at the case.''] There you go, she's playing with my pocket knives... thing. Kitty kitty! This became a cat video! [''nervous sounding chuckle''] Livia you're so silly. [''moves camera back to box''] Alright so, I'unno I guess I'll just, pick it at and... open it on that side. Gonna go with this side. [''moves pocket knife to box''] [''Sylvia moves to the box, and stares at the damaged part''] [''in baby talk voice''] Onoppa[??] kitty! This kitty. [''Chris starts cutting open one side of the box''] Da-dang she got spooked by... [''Chris finishes cutting one side of tape''] the knife noise. It's noisy! [''Chris grabs the box''] Up! Aight! [''Chris turns the box upside down''] Ehnna[?] this way! [''Chris fiddles some more, then begins cutting the other side.''] Okay. [''Chris realizes he's turned the box to where it's supposed to be opened''] Oop! Duh. [''Chris continues cutting''] There. Ooh! [''Chris puts on a creepy gollum voice''] DASH PRESUSH! [''finishes cutting the box open''] [''sighs''] Maybe do a this side-this side ''up'' type arrow thing when [''Chris starts opening the bots''] opaging[?] it? These? But, it's good! It's good! Aight. [''Chris finishes opening all the flaps of the box and moves the camera towards it''] Yup. So, [Chris pulls out a small box''] there's a small thing. [Chris starts opening the small thing''] What's that? [''Chris opens the small thing, which has a small painted coin purse along with a note that says "An extra surprise gift from us! From Steve and Sarah"''] Aww! It's a little splays cue[???]! Aww that's cute. That's cute, look at that, thas pretty. Ess a little, huh that's a cheese purse. [''Chris takes out the... cheese purse?''] It's a... pretty little... cheese purse. I like that. [''Chris sets down the purse''] Anyway yup. [''Chris pulls out a note on top of the box of the switch''] Here it is, a Nintendo Switch. Yay! [''Chris takes the Switch out''] Uhh. Get out the bots. Oh. [''Chris moves the camera to a corner of the Switch box that says it comes with 35 dollars in E-shop credit.''] Hey look a that. Includes, 35 dollars on the E-shop. So groovy, I can get started! [''turns the box on a side and starts opening it''] And, let's, open this up so, we can confirm it's [''in a mocking voice''] ''not just an empty bots''! Where dey sink of the audience at home when dey do it the pocket knife. [''Chris takes out his multi tool''] Where dey do wid this... multi-purpose... pocket knife. [''Chris spends fifteen seconds fiddling with the multi-tool while grunting''] Eh. There we are hm. [''Chris flips the multi-tool around in his hand''] | ||
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Revision as of 07:37, 11 April 2019
On 7 March 2019, Chris made a 7-minute unboxing video of the Nintendo Switch he received as a gift from Sarah and Steve. Notably, at one point, Chris pulls a letter from Sarah and Steve out of the box and holds it up to the camera before setting it aside - the letter explicitly saying not to discuss the matter online, raising the suspicion of observers that this may be a sign of a trolling scheme. Chris deleted the video a few hours later, and then reuploaded it with the title A Very Cool Birthday Present!. It's unknown why he decided to reupload it, since he didn't even edit out the letter.
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| Very Cool Birthday Present! :) | |
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| Stardate | 7 March 2019 |
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Hey errybody, Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. In my... housecoat. Wuh anyway, nuh bout that, cuz, we got a special... delivery today! [adjusts camera] This lovely bots! Wit, address on it... and... there's that side... and, big lugly bots, uhh, suspected from the certain fan. [rotates box] Side. [rotates box] Huh. Side, side. As if we didn't know what was coming. Cuz, it came! The box came a bit damaged, so, [moves camera to box] you pretty much SEEEE what we're esspeh-what we're... getting, this little bit. So let's open this thing the rest of the way. [starts to set camera on bed, then notices Sylvia looking at the box] Oh look! [picks camera back up] [in baby talk voice] There's Sylvia! Hi sweetie! [Sylvia walks to the edge of the bed.] Oop! Ha ha, wuh ya doing? Youse camera shy? What are you camera shy? You're so silly. [higher pitched voice] Why are you so silly? Silly Sylvia, I love youuu! I do! [sets camera down on bed] Let me get my pocket knife, [Chris opens the velcro case of his pocket knife off camera] do something here. [Chris picks up the camera, and shows Sylvia pawing at the case.] There you go, she's playing with my pocket knives... thing. Kitty kitty! This became a cat video! [nervous sounding chuckle] Livia you're so silly. [moves camera back to box] Alright so, I'unno I guess I'll just, pick it at and... open it on that side. Gonna go with this side. [moves pocket knife to box] [Sylvia moves to the box, and stares at the damaged part] [in baby talk voice] Onoppa[??] kitty! This kitty. [Chris starts cutting open one side of the box] Da-dang she got spooked by... [Chris finishes cutting one side of tape] the knife noise. It's noisy! [Chris grabs the box] Up! Aight! [Chris turns the box upside down] Ehnna[?] this way! [Chris fiddles some more, then begins cutting the other side.] Okay. [Chris realizes he's turned the box to where it's supposed to be opened] Oop! Duh. [Chris continues cutting] There. Ooh! [Chris puts on a creepy gollum voice] DASH PRESUSH! [finishes cutting the box open] [sighs] Maybe do a this side-this side up type arrow thing when [Chris starts opening the bots] opaging[?] it? These? But, it's good! It's good! Aight. [Chris finishes opening all the flaps of the box and moves the camera towards it] Yup. So, [Chris pulls out a small box] there's a small thing. [Chris starts opening the small thing] What's that? [Chris opens the small thing, which has a small painted coin purse along with a note that says "An extra surprise gift from us! From Steve and Sarah"] Aww! It's a little splays cue[???]! Aww that's cute. That's cute, look at that, thas pretty. Ess a little, huh that's a cheese purse. [Chris takes out the... cheese purse?] It's a... pretty little... cheese purse. I like that. [Chris sets down the purse] Anyway yup. [Chris pulls out a note on top of the box of the switch] Here it is, a Nintendo Switch. Yay! [Chris takes the Switch out] Uhh. Get out the bots. Oh. [Chris moves the camera to a corner of the Switch box that says it comes with 35 dollars in E-shop credit.] Hey look a that. Includes, 35 dollars on the E-shop. So groovy, I can get started! [turns the box on a side and starts opening it] And, let's, open this up so, we can confirm it's [in a mocking voice] not just an empty bots! Where dey sink of the audience at home when dey do it the pocket knife. [Chris takes out his multi tool] Where dey do wid this... multi-purpose... pocket knife. [Chris spends fifteen seconds fiddling with the multi-tool while grunting] Eh. There we are hm. [Chris flips the multi-tool around in his hand]
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