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'''Jack Thaddeus''' (often mispelled as '''Jack Thaddius''' by Chris), also known as '''CrassCrab''' (born 12 August 1985) is a [[troll]] responsible for various trolling schemes against Chris. He first gained notoriety for hacking Chris's [[PlayStation Network|PSN]] account and forcing him to perform many humiliating acts in order to get it back. After this, he was largely forgotten, until he started placing [[Homos|gay]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which caused many rage videos from Chris and multiple phone calls between the two.
'''David Leonard Heilberg''' is Chris's defense lawyer for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge. Heilberg was assigned due to Chris being too poor to hire a lawyer, causing the court to grant him one, and unfortunately Heilberg didn’t know what he was getting into by agreeing to be his lawyer. Despite this, Heilberg spent the next year a half on this case, eventually ending with Chris's charges being dismissed.


During the [[Calling Out]] [[Saga]], Chris was tricked into thinking Jack was '''Ahuviya Rotem Harel''', also known as '''ADF-fuensalida''', a [[transgender]] communist lolcow. This sparked a brief fight between the two lolcows. Ahuviya is still commonly used to represent Jack.
Heilberg has been a lawyer for more than 50 years, and has won multiple awards for his work. Heilberg was also the attorney for the DC sniper, {{w|John Allen Muhammad}}, who was executed in 2009.


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Revision as of 02:13, 9 November 2023

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David Leonard Heilberg is Chris's defense lawyer for his incest charge. Heilberg was assigned due to Chris being too poor to hire a lawyer, causing the court to grant him one, and unfortunately Heilberg didn’t know what he was getting into by agreeing to be his lawyer. Despite this, Heilberg spent the next year a half on this case, eventually ending with Chris's charges being dismissed.

Heilberg has been a lawyer for more than 50 years, and has won multiple awards for his work. Heilberg was also the attorney for the DC sniper, John Allen Muhammad, who was executed in 2009.

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