Difference between revisions of "SHE IS MINE NOW"
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[''Chris begins "rapping"''] | [''Chris begins "rapping"''] | ||
I take yo video you blame man | I take yo video you blame man<br /> | ||
You done copyin' this and that | You done copyin' this and that<br /> | ||
Screw you, I'm gonna take you to town | Screw you, I'm gonna take you to town<br /> | ||
Who do you think you are, | Who do you think you are,<br /> | ||
Eric Cartman? | Eric Cartman?<br /> | ||
[''Chris does terrible Eric Cartman impression''] | [''Chris does terrible Eric Cartman impression'']<br /> | ||
''Screw you guys, I'm going home!'' | ''Screw you guys, I'm going home!''<br /> | ||
You had all with the sweet little girl | You had all with the sweet little girl<br /> | ||
And yet you break your promise! | And yet you break your promise!<br /> | ||
Turn your back on her and turn to the trolls! | Turn your back on her and turn to the trolls!<br /> | ||
You just a dang dummy! | You just a dang dummy!<br /> | ||
And you still chicken you's a dang coward! | And you still chicken you's a dang coward!<br /> | ||
You wanna come fight me | You wanna come fight me<br /> | ||
Come fight me in person | Come fight me in person<br /> | ||
Come out from behind the camera you fool | Come out from behind the camera you fool<br /> | ||
I'll fight you anything! | I'll fight you anything!<br /> | ||
Buh-pap! | Buh-pap!<br /> | ||
[''flails arms in an obscene mockery of punching''] | [''flails arms in an obscene mockery of punching'']<br /> | ||
And I'm just gonna plain kick yo ass! | And I'm just gonna plain kick yo ass!<br /> | ||
''MaybeIshouldremindyou's'' a total width shorter than me! | ''MaybeIshouldremindyou's'' a total width shorter than me!<br /> | ||
I'm up at five foot ten, what are you, four foot eight? | I'm up at five foot ten, what are you, four foot eight?<br /> | ||
I'm gonna tell you something right now | I'm gonna tell you something right now<br /> | ||
That ain't gonna let you laid, | That ain't gonna let you laid,<br /> | ||
Yet you had brunch with her and played it down | Yet you had brunch with her and played it down<br /> | ||
You's a big ol' dang... stupid lame-ass clown. | You's a big ol' dang... stupid lame-ass clown.<br /> | ||
Because you know you had all the blessings | Because you know you had all the blessings<br /> | ||
She was smart she was sweet she was riwwyvery fun! | She was smart she was sweet she was riwwyvery fun!<br /> | ||
She did... | She did...<br /> | ||
She done left you boy! | She done left you boy!<br /> | ||
You lost her! You treated her like a dang ragdoll! | You lost her! You treated her like a dang ragdoll!<br /> | ||
Revision as of 02:24, 29 October 2009
Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW is another call out to the real Chris from Ian Brandon Anderson. In it, he raps again and declares that Kacey is his and that he lost her.
Chris plays a wide array of Aerosmith tracks in the background, undoubtedly in an attempt to seem rebellious and dangerous. He shuffles back and forth throughout the video and seems to have aged considerably since yesterday. He also finally changed his shirt.
He also does his Donald Duck impression... that or another rage attack. Who knows?
Video
Transcript
Yo! Mc Chris! I'm gonna rap it to ya, man! Listen up!
[Chris begins "rapping"]
I take yo video you blame man
You done copyin' this and that
Screw you, I'm gonna take you to town
Who do you think you are,
Eric Cartman?
[Chris does terrible Eric Cartman impression]
Screw you guys, I'm going home!
You had all with the sweet little girl
And yet you break your promise!
Turn your back on her and turn to the trolls!
You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
You wanna come fight me
Come fight me in person
Come out from behind the camera you fool
I'll fight you anything!
Buh-pap!
[flails arms in an obscene mockery of punching]
And I'm just gonna plain kick yo ass!
MaybeIshouldremindyou's a total width shorter than me!
I'm up at five foot ten, what are you, four foot eight?
I'm gonna tell you something right now
That ain't gonna let you laid,
Yet you had brunch with her and played it down
You's a big ol' dang... stupid lame-ass clown.
Because you know you had all the blessings
She was smart she was sweet she was riwwyvery fun!
She did...
She done left you boy!
You lost her! You treated her like a dang ragdoll!