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==The Story== | ==The Story== | ||
Following the events of Chris and Ivy's wedding, Chris meets with Ivy's father Keino | Following the events of Chris and Ivy's wedding, Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Keino]]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]] and [[Bagget]] in particular.) Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "strong, capable hands," which makes no sense because usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter. | ||
We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (confirming that we are indeed in [[CWCville]], where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite. Chris has of course thought of everything--the room is set up with [[dirty crapped briefs|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and chocolate pudding. | We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (confirming that we are indeed in [[CWCville]]), where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite. Chris has of course thought of everything--the room is set up with [[dirty crapped briefs|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and chocolate pudding. | ||
Chris carries Ivy over the threshhold and they are almost immediately naked. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[pickle]], which turns out to be [[hex-box|fucking hueg]]. This depiction of his penis looks to be life-size, and may be either traced or drawn from life reference, given Chris's attention to details such as its worrisome crookedness. Anime speed lines seem to whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they will lose their virginity in a high-speed collision. | Chris carries Ivy over the threshhold and they are almost immediately naked. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[pickle]], which turns out to be [[hex-box|fucking hueg]]. This depiction of his penis looks to be life-size, and may be either traced or drawn from life reference, given Chris's attention to details such as its worrisome crookedness. Anime speed lines seem to whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they will lose their virginity in a high-speed collision. | ||
Revision as of 00:34, 1 May 2009
The Giant Penis Comic, also reffered to as Sonichu Comic Special 3, is a short comic drawn by Chris, telling about his wedding-night with Ivy. It was hacked and published by the miscreants on April 29, 2009.
The Story
Following the events of Chris and Ivy's wedding, Chris meets with Ivy's father Keino. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with Jerkops and Bagget in particular.) Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "strong, capable hands," which makes no sense because usually the father of the bride gives his blessing before the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter.
We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (confirming that we are indeed in CWCville), where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite. Chris has of course thought of everything--the room is set up with Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners, and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, and chocolate pudding.
Chris carries Ivy over the threshhold and they are almost immediately naked. Chris stands, displaying his almighty pickle, which turns out to be fucking hueg. This depiction of his penis looks to be life-size, and may be either traced or drawn from life reference, given Chris's attention to details such as its worrisome crookedness. Anime speed lines seem to whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they will lose their virginity in a high-speed collision.
The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform--Chris into Chris-chan Sonichu, and Ivy into some as-yet-unnamed fursona. The two funny animals assume a doggystyle position and make love into the wee hours. Finally, as they simultaneously achieve orgasm, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share the solemn thought of thanking their God for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.
The comic ends with the two pigging out on their ten-dollar chicken dinner, toasting with their wineglasses filled with CWC Orange Soda and god knows what else. Chris and Ivy share some feeble attempt at humor that was probably stolen from Exel-Saga.
Gallery
HEY BRENDAN, why am I in a shitty comic by an autistic kid?
Air fresheners are a big turn on; use 8 of them
Chris can't escape his bent dick even in his comics.
Thank God it's over.
Jaunty banter, after-sex banter.
