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While Chris plugs many [[Axe | products]] (And never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the [[PS3]]. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet | soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many creepy forms of idolization. (''[[PS3 | See main article]]'') One would wonder why [[Chris]] thinks Sony would '''ever''' want to appear in anything made by a man who [[Dirty Crapped Briefs | soils himself]]. | While Chris plugs many [[Axe | products]] (And never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the [[PS3]]. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet | soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many creepy forms of idolization. (''[[PS3 | See main article]]'') One would wonder why [[Chris]] thinks Sony would '''ever''' want to appear in anything made by a man who [[Dirty Crapped Briefs | soils himself]]. | ||
==PSP== | |||
Chris recently decided to buy a Sony PSP from Joshua Martinez, he intentionally paid with a bad check, he thinks he outsmarted Josh. There was probably some big argument and Chris went running to daddy who threatened to beat up Josh (wut?). It is unknown what role, if any, Vanessa Hudgens plays in this drama. | |||
{{quote|Hello | |||
This Is Joshua Martinez i have had ben called you in the last couple of times,you have spoke too Ben, and tell you hand over the Sony Psp back! he has told that you need paper work to prove,that the check didnt go trew! But well chris you have told me that! you stop the Payment, at Samclub. and you know the check didnt go trew! but I'm placeing a Warrant Pressing Charges Against you! of Bad Check. ill give you aweek. | |||
WRITE BACK SOON}} This was sent at roughly 2:15 A.M. May 8, 2009 | |||
Chris is in effect going out of his way to ostracize and con his only source of human contact not specifically out to troll him, minus his mother. | |||
Revision as of 01:21, 8 May 2009
One of Chris's game company hardons. Creator of the PS3, Playstation 2, and the Playstation Eye. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than Nintendo for contributing to Chris's mental degradation. Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered internet access. But what with the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, I believe we can call it even.
The Company and Chris
As a company, Sony has trolled Chris inadvertently several times. Perhaps the lulziest event in Chris Chan's life was the infamous Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown scandal. During the contest, rape was alleged, family issues were brought to light, and Chris... just watch...
| “ | I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "KICK THE AUTISTIC!" | ” |
| Chris on how Sony cockblocked him | ||
This sequence marks the downfall of Chris into even further madness. Before, he was a creepy dude who lived with his parents; after we saw that he was a homophobic, racist, retarded irrational manchild.
Thanks, Sony. Thanks a lot.
The Company and Sonichu
While Chris plugs many products (And never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar soul stealer has been subject to many, many creepy forms of idolization. ( See main article) One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would ever want to appear in anything made by a man who soils himself.
PSP
Chris recently decided to buy a Sony PSP from Joshua Martinez, he intentionally paid with a bad check, he thinks he outsmarted Josh. There was probably some big argument and Chris went running to daddy who threatened to beat up Josh (wut?). It is unknown what role, if any, Vanessa Hudgens plays in this drama.
| “ | Hello
This Is Joshua Martinez i have had ben called you in the last couple of times,you have spoke too Ben, and tell you hand over the Sony Psp back! he has told that you need paper work to prove,that the check didnt go trew! But well chris you have told me that! you stop the Payment, at Samclub. and you know the check didnt go trew! but I'm placeing a Warrant Pressing Charges Against you! of Bad Check. ill give you aweek. WRITE BACK SOON |
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This was sent at roughly 2:15 A.M. May 8, 2009
Chris is in effect going out of his way to ostracize and con his only source of human contact not specifically out to troll him, minus his mother.
