Talk:Don't Mess With Me

Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. Clydec 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

• Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--MoarLurk 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • (@Clydec) No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea
    • Is Chris Chandler gonna have to choke a bitch? --Wtv 09:45, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
      • Try to remember the basics of CWC. --AntonImaus 09:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Shit, am I the only one shocked that Chris's voice can even go that deep, however forced? MightyJoeStalin 08:50, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

I was about to say "Shit, he's finally fucking lost it", but he hasn't had it for a while. He's reached the point where picking on him is cause for justifiable homicide. Oh, and did anyone else notice that he'll happily talk to a rapist until they what they did to HIS girl? He doesn't care about rape, he cares about messing with his toys. - Borednewb 11:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Maybe I am obsessed by the idea but Chris is "Role-Playing" in this video. Since I see no Dungeons&Dragons material in his room, I am left to think he was exposed to it in therapy. We STILL don't know who's the "Young Adult Social Group" is. Griffintown 13:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

• If I discover that Chris has associated himself with a past-time I've enjoyed for most of my adult life, written for (in an official capacity) and love to this day I think I might be convinced to self-terminate for the good of my own sanity. If confirmed, this revelation, coupled with the confirmation that he listens to Celtic Woman (even if this is only a new thing) wounds me. --Ronichu 11:40pm, 11th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).
  • The young adult social group is probably some stupid church "youth" thing, or this. It's some community program that teaches anger management, independent living skills and workplace readiness through role play and group sessions. I've never heard of anything like this, but in my city there's a pretty good live-in facility that teaches blue and pink collar skills to wayward 16-24 year olds, but they're going after the stoner/drunk crowd instead of the developmentally disabled crowd. --Anaconda 17:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
    • I am thinking in those lines. I think the name "Young Adult Social Group" is way too "crafty" and "precise" to be invented by Chris as a whole. This also means there's a group out there who had yet to receive naked pictures of Chris. Griffintown 18:40, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • As a fellow gamer, I agree with this statement. This being said, I think he learned this in therapy. There's tons of videos out there where Chris turn violent. None implied Role-Playing (Except the Bunny thing, quite disturbing). This let me to conclude two things; He still have no interest in the noble art of table-top RPGs and that he learned his role-skills in a inter-personnal therapy session. Griffintown 14:26, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
    • I think he's just doing that roleplay shit that little kids do when something pisses them off. Like they'll roleplay scenarios they've encountered or would like to see with action figures or dolls or whatever. ("Hey Timmy? Think you can bully me? Take this! And this!" Then they make the action figures fight.) But being the retarded attention seeking fucktard he is, Chris finds it suitable to simulate homicide and then put it on the internet in the form of a death threat. --JRampancy 14:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
      • Has no one called the cops on him for all these threats yet? Double Nega 16:35, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
        • Speaking of his Young Adult Social Group, I wonder if the lack of the Medallion is a result of it? It wouldn't explain the missing Ring, however, as many normal people wear class rings.WarOfTheBees 17:21, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
          • This is one explanation regarding the lack of medallion; a group out there tries to teach him about NOT acting like a faggot. To an attention-whore, having a non-judgemental support group is like fresh manure for a fly. This MIGHT explains the lack of info we got about Bob; he's speaking elsewhere. Yes, this last statement is counter-intuitive but it just FEELS right. Griffintown 18:34, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
            • Aye, has anyone called the police about this shit yet? It's way illegal to do stuff like this. Also, I agree, if it turned out that he was a gamer too I might just cry, though he doesn't seem to be clever enough for it, to put it bluntly.--JM1987 04:43, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

I wander if we could get someone to track Chris down, pretend to be Clyde, and actually quote the lines in this video. Preferably someone who could adequately defend himself, but then again, when the aggressor is Chris, is self-defense really that hard? Tyranogre 01:58, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

• Considering that Chris has pulled out a toy gun to demonstrate shooting, I doubt he has an actual knife to slit throats. On a curious note, the way he held 'Clyde' is very reminiscent of Snake's CWC holds in Metal Gear Solid 3. Coincidence? --OFSheep 02:02, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Possibly. Chris's only exposure to the MGS series is through the trolls. Tyranogre 02:10, 12 March 2010 (UTC)