Talk:Fridays After Five

To Do

I don't normally do this whole to do thing, but...

• Get a gallery of this stuff up.
• put up the video like we have all his others.

Maybe get some more background information, if we can.--Beat 02:59, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

What we can get out of this

These files prove that Chris is actuaññy going to more social evenn its, influenced by rocky, but also we learned that he is creepy enough to wear his bra in public and he still dances like a turkey mating. Considering the bra is more like a "sign" of some sorts, could this be added into the "love quest" page?.--Basgon 01:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

This latest turn of events has proven that Chris trolls himself harder than anyone else ever could. --BreadGod 01:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris is actually going out now, huh? I think it's clear it won't work and once Chris realizes this he'll be back to his old self again. Come to think of it, we could use this video to give him a false sense of paranoia, by claiming we have people following him. This could get us a nice reaction.--Hiiro 02:10, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

You know, the last time he was out this much was during his love quest, getting his ass kicked by jerkops and manajerks in the real world. Perhaps we can start seeing something similar in the near future? Bill Lumburg 02:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

We can hope. In the meantime I called Chris and left a message saying that the trolls are now stalking him in real life now, going with Hirro's idea to give him paranoia. I figure we can try scaring him back onto the internet. --Edward 02:24, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I also sent him an e-mail message linking to the videos recorded of him at the event with the subject stating that he was being followed. --BreadGod 02:27, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Yay~ People liked my idea. But if we're going with it, we'll need more sightings. Also, Independence day surprise?--Hiiro 05:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes... he truly has nowhere to run now. And I hope Clyde hasn't forgotten his promise for an Independence Day surprise. Bill Lumburg 02:28, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I completely forgot about that Sinisterminister 04:00, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

He had better not have forgotten it. Because if he does, I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! Seriously though. We need a PS3 hacking. Soon. --Edward 02:30, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all thank our greatest operative, Rochelle Shoemaker, for this bounty of lulz.--MoarLurk 02:36, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Good thing this happened. Now to wait for him to check his e-mail, then my crazed troll plan will start... --Eniggy the Trollish 02:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• I love how the first thing that popped into everyone's mind was "Gay Trucker"... That alone will be enough for Chris to loose his shit. On a side note, Chris now officially fails at dancing and public decency (If wearing a shirt that says "I love vagina" to a family event doesn't do it, I don't know what does) --SargentPickles 22:53, 18 June 2010 (EST)
  • /me waits for the cops to knock at his door... Eniggy the HAHAHA 03:05, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Heh, this might have something to do with an email I sent him. I suggested he check out Desert Punk It's about a lecherous twat who's obsessed with getting laid, but women find him rude and repulsive. It's got plenty of fan service though, and the main character, despite being depicted as a loser when it comes to sex, is still standard anime fare badass-goofy (like Vash the Stampede in Trigun) so it should appeal to him. There is one story element that I was hoping Chris would see and not go over his head, the introduction of the loli character. To quote the wiki article

"Kosuna is the former apprentice of the Shimmer Sniper. Her goal is to become the desert's number one "power babe" mercenary, meaning stronger than any man and more beautiful than any woman. After the Shimmer Sniper is defeated by Kanta, Kosuna follows him and constantly begs to be made his apprentice. Kanta highly objects at first but eventually accepts her after she shows him a picture of a large breasted woman Kosuna claims to be her mother, implying how attractive Kosuna would be in years to come. Kanta, a heavily perverted guy, can't help but accept her, though his personal motives are clearly to groom Kosuna to be his personal mate when she grows up."

Sounds like building a sweetheart from the ground up, 'eh? I never got a reply, despite sending it to his gmail, aol, and youtube accounts. If he did read it and check it out, this could be indicative of his apparent courtship of little girls. --Xanabit 04:51, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

He wasn't courting little girls, the girls got near him because he had a DS and they wanted to play it too. --BreadGod 04:54, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

In that pic, maybe. Why else would he boogie down surrounded by delicious loli while wearing his new "attraction ensemble"? --Xanabit 05:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

You're putting way too much thought into this. Chris isn't a pedophile, he's just really, really stupid and socially inept. --BreadGod 05:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Neither was that character. Another episode had them sharing a sleeping bag the survive a cold desert night, and he freaked out. The intent is for Chris to get the idea that creating a close bond with one or a harem of loli will enable him to brainwash the little tykes into something he can fuck in a few years. The deviousness comes from the fact that Chris is incapable understanding boundaries and his idea that showing minors porn is "educational". --Xanabit 05:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, this was creepy. Spotting him amongst the crowd was like watching those 'Slender Man' videos, only it was insanely easy to find the horror. I think this proves that, when left to his own devices, Chris A) Acts more like a dumbass than ever before, or B) Gets himself into trouble with the law. I was afraid he was going to try to murder someone, but this proves he's a perfectly healthy human being. Also, I hope the little girl in the photo said 'no' when he likely offered her candy. --Inferno232 19 June 2010

You know what Chris? Stay off the internet. You're even more of a lolcow in real life. Seriously, this is hilariously creepy and awesome. Definitely add this into the Love Quest page, because his crappy "Captain Morgan" pose in multiple different places with his... bra sign... cruelly in plain sight of everyone is an obvious extension of his love search. Except I think the Gameboy and sign was slightly better for him, because at least then he could get sympathy. This is literally indecent and just disgusting. I'm a fat guy myself, and I'd never even consider just randomly taking my shirt off in a public place. Let alone if I was wearing a bra...(KingoftheJuice 05:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC))

Started a video box.

Added the 100_0690.MOV thru 100_0692.MOV as a starter. Eniggy the still HAHAHA 04:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Why show his bra?

Clearly, Chris doesn't have any compunctions about proving to the world that he wears women's underwear because he's a retard, but being that this was clearly a family event and he was wearing a shirt about pussy, could Jerkops have made him change? Any way of knowing? —Thepicklesuitintheman 05:38, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

If he keeps coming back and someone complains, it's likely the jerkops will intervene. And this time, in front of hundreds of witnesses. Bill Lumburg 05:51, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• I would say, with something like this, Jerkops could have gotten him to change the shirt easily, though if this was a free event, which I wouldn't be surprised at all, they probably wouldn't fully enforce it. The bra, on the other hand, is completely different. If a woman was running around in her bra, yes, they would stop her, but this is Chris we're talking about here. Since he's a guy, I'm guessing they don't see many guys running around in bras, so they wouldn't think twice.--Blazer 05:56, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Can't he be charged for indecent exposure or dissorderly conduct or something?--Hiiro