User talk:JenkinsJinkies

Hey dude. What part of Boston do you live in? Baxter 23:03, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

أهلا صديقي --Wintermute 07:19, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

I can tell, you're going to fit in great here. Welcome! --Jump 18:35, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Wow, dude, you are a gangsta for keeping an eye on Chrissy. You are an awesome dude, keep on contributing! Elephant 03:43, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

reward

hey man, I'd like your name and address so I can send you a reward. china or pickles? Clydec 00:23, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, could you help us with the new Amanda article? Clydec 06:27, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.

That's all the info I got of Amanda; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.

Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the Hooker incident, I'm wondering from which luscious company or group Bryan Bash the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D

Thank you for your support, Clydec; you're awesome.

--JenkinsJinkies 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

implying chris would actually travel somewhere. if you think chris is a threat, well, you're a pussy lol. haven't you seen his push ups or his running video or his cwcfighting thing? jesus christ he's as weak as paper. Clydec 00:35, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Firstly, I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper. Second, I saw those videos; he is still a curiously impulsive individual. It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous. While you may see him as a weak fuck, I see a crazy man who will likely strike at any given moment.

During the time now, I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike. He may be only waiting and plotting for the day when he may hunt us down, one by one. We can only hope that day will never come.

--JenkinsJinkies 07:05, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

• You're safe, spud. I've worried about that in the past, but he's too much of a coward. He won't even show his face on the internet anymore, so i don't think you need to worry about him finding and beating you or anyone else. He'd run and hide just like he did from the internet! lulz!!! With 2 new Sonic games coming out this year he'll be too lazy to move his fat butt out of the house anyways. That Sonic 4 looks pretty sweet actually, wouldn't mind playing it myself. DrShoggoth 07:31, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

• Hey JenkinsJinkies, Alec Benson Leary here, welcome to the CWCki. I understand why you might be a little worried about your safety, but trust me, you don't have to be. Chris used to threaten me with physical violence all the time, he threatened to kill me, he stated publicly that he knew where I live and he would be coming after me, and so forth. But guess what? He did absolutely nothing. The only "hidden potential" he has is to sit on his ass and play video games all day, and that's not really hidden, since we all know about it. Hell, I even brought that up to him when I questioned him about his precious Sonichu comic, I accused him of not caring about Sonichu at all. He said "oh yes I do care", but you know how he showed how much he cares? He abandoned Sonichu completely, hasn't touched it in months. (Even worse considering that he thinks Sonichu is a real person, so by ending the comic he effectively murdered the poor hedgehog.) Check out the Jackie e-mails, he gave up on free sex with a girl because TALKING TO HER WAS TOO HARD. My point is, he just plays video games all day and expects things to come to him, and since attacking you would be considered "effort", he'll never do anything to you. Rest easy, friend. ALBASPERCHU 09:46, 12 July 2010 (CST)

• you're such a comedian. honestly, chris really can't do anything. he can't even sit on his ass correctly. Clydec 15:25, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

• the strain of sudden movement will probably give him some dirty crapped briefs rofl rofl rofl

Dkd 16:18, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

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