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| Hi. I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET) | | Hi. I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET) |
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| ==Chris and his psyche==
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| I think you're probably right about all that psycho-analysis on your talk page.
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| Does it merit an article? [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
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| I figure that we could do a Chris and Authority article and maybe add some of my speculations to the Patti article.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
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| *Chris and authority is big one actually, I'm surprised it isn't around here. I might get on it at some point tonight. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:46, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
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| :*If I remember clearly, I have nuked "Chris and authority" because it sucked hard. Feel free to resurrect it if you can make it better. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:40, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
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| *Moarlurk, I'll let you get going on it- I'm not sure where to start with it...I'll certainly contrib though.[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:03, 8 February 2010 (UTC)
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| ==Observation: Koopa/Bowser==
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| I noticed your confusion over how Bob kept calling Bowser "Koopa". Actually, that's not uncommon. Bowser's title has always been "King of the Koopas", but the name "Koopa" was more prevalent in the Mario cartoons (Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World) for some unknown reason. As well, I think Bowser's also been referred to as "Bowser Koopa" like how Princess Peach is now "Peach Toadstool". My guess is that Bob had seen some of the Mario cartoons in the past and (somehow) remembers the name Koopa more than Bowser.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:29, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
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| * In the Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bowser's name was Koopa. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:38, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
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| Ah. That makes sense. Wouldn't be surprised, either. I think Bob was already living off of his pension when Chris was young(this is likely where he thought that "stay at home dad" was acceptable) and watched TV with Chris sometimes(when he wasn't out doing something irresponsible).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:57, 12 February 2010 (UTC)
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| == Your thoughts on snorlax ==
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| The concept that she intentionally fucked Chris up is horrifying. I'm pretty sure it's not quite as simple as that, but I get the sick feeling in my gut that you're at least partially right.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:27, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
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| The tragedy of all this is that just popped into my head while I was gauging her reaction to trolls. I'm calling it a Random-Access Horror.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:53, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
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| Moarlurk, the problem with trolling Snorlax is that she doesn't use the internet. What do we do? Do we have to go to Ground Zero, vandalize the house, maybe smash up the several rusty cars scattered across the lawn? we cannot do that Your method is stillborn, she never leaves the house. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:27, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
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| Ah well. We can still troll her via Chris or Bob. We just need to put the fear into them somehow. Perhaps we could inform Bob of the house videos still being up? Idea: Claim that a class action suit is going to be levied against Chris in an attempt to institutionalize him(Bob's worst fear, if this doesn't stir him to action nothing will). Claim that you're a fan of Chris(This will make him sympathize) and you got a tip that a huge class action suit is just getting started and the only way to stop it is to have Chris stop making comics involving anyone based off a real person or using material derived from people on the internet or something so they won't have any material to use. He has to make sure Chris doesn't do anything stupid either or else the suit might start up again. Best case scenario Bob bans Chris from making any further comics and Chris kills him in-universe. We then inform Bob about this and watch the shit fly.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:40, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
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| What if we hired a professional actor to come by the house and tell em that Mao has sued them for threatening murder or that Greene county has noticed the shit scattered on the lawn. You know, make shit up that they could believe.
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| --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:07, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
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| They aren't exactly smart people--Bob was tricked by a thirteen year old boy too, remember. Snorlax watches too much TV and thinks that every time we drag Chris out of her house we might get him arrested, and Chris is Chris. 90% of the time it'll be Bob on the phone, and he's a cakewalk if you don't let him get a word in. Pose as someone in authority and he'll fall for it if you can sound convincing enough. You might want to compliment him a bit too, he likes that. Snorlax fears Chris being brought before court again and Bob fears him being chucked into an institution. All we have to do is convince Bob that his fear is a real possibility, show him something that looks like proof of the lawsuit, and we'll have the fear erupting in Snorlax too. If we're really lucky, they might move elsewhere.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:44, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
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| Even though people from Massachusetts say I sound like i'm from the south, southerners always detect my bahstin accent. I'm sure if I called Bob, To explain my accent i would have to disguise myself as a friend of Mao, because he's the only Bostonian troll that Chris knows about.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:24, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
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| A better idea would be claiming that you're an internet friend of Chris's that found out that the trolls have been gathering evidence needed to institutionalize Chris, and the fact that he attempts to threaten people with death in his comic is the clincher--it may terrify Bob but honestly his fear helped make Chris what he is today so he deserves to live in it.
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| Still, we need something Bob might consider irrefutable proof, so let's hold off on actually doing it until we have a plan. Bob may be gullible, but he catches on--he was instantly suspicious of Julie, remember that. Let's think this out a bit more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:07, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
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| Wake the FUCK UP! Bob is almost dead, so we can forget about him because he has a 10% of living to Friday, and Barb might kill herself so my Cole-centered schemes might useful in case Cole rescues him from his hell and adopts him, because we all know he can't live alone.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
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| * Enlighten me on the subject of heart failure, I'm not an expert. Also, I doubt Barb will kill herself. Though, we may see Cole being relevant again if Bob dies.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
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| ''IF'' Bob dies? No, he's gonna die. The mortality rate for heart failure is 10%, add four heart attacks and he has maybe a 2% chance of surviving. Snorlax is barely mobile so she'll probably starve to death, and if Cole has any sense of mercy he'll save Chris from the sharks of society, because even Cole is aware of us. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:45, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
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| * I don't think she's that fat. Obese, yes. Fat to the point where she can't move? Doubtful. She'll probably send Chris to fetch food for her and "Getting food" will become the new "shoveling snow". She's not dying anytime soon.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:55, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
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| Yes, but she has colitis and has to be eating leafy greens,if she fails to eat them she could get sepsis and die of intestinal infections.
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| --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:28, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
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| * Point taken. Though, we don't know enough about her to assume that she's ignoring the advice--her being a redneck isn't enough. I'll estimate her date of death as sometime this decade.
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| *Lax won't even protect Chris, cause that was Bob's job, Chris will be a fucking fool when Bob dies, like probably going all the way to Japan to meet with Sony, only to find himself castrated by the Yakuza.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
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| Speaking of death, I really think we need to put a "BOB IS DEAD" ad on top of the CWCipedia if we want Chris to tell us anything more on the subject. And make it a standard practice to assume that Chris is dead if he fails to update for more than three days or more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
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| Yeah I had a weird dream last night where I was at my house and Snore was sitting in the backseat of my Honda Accord choking to death, then Chris pops out of the trunk holding a burning copy of "Catcher in the Rye" while speaking backwards. Maybe its a premonition.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:23, 8 March 2010 (UTC)
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| -Lets make the snorlax ED page. Chris wants us to stop by midnight, but we will only jam the dagger deeper. Make him rage harder than he has ever raged before. Let us destroy his psyche completely.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
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| -He's looking at the CWCki now and we can make the Snorlax ED page whenever we want(of course we need a link to the article across the top of CWCipedia so Chris will spot it).
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| Oh yeah, with the succss of the car pranks gives me an idea that would piss barb off so much: PUT 14 BRANCHLAND COURT UP FOR SALE!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 19:54, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
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| *I swear I think we've done that already but go ahead put an ad on Craigslist and invite buyers to just turn up unannounced for maximum lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
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| [https://post.craigslist.org/uva/H/reo/none/x/PdeDiSNHERGEQ2sa/wPgzz] Did it.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
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| *Ahahaha, brilliant. Now we play the waiting game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
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| I'm not sure its posted, can you check craigslist?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:23, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
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| *It's there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
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| Awesome. Now all we have to do is watch him rage on twitter or youtube.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:57, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
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| ==Holy Shit==
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| You successfully dissected Chris's mind.You should be like Troll of the
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| Year,not for your trolling feats,but for the fact that you creatively and logically categorized Chris's inner thoughts,feelings,and psyche. Kudos. [[User:UhcinoS|UhcinoS]] 03:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
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| Yeah, you've got a truly amazing insight into Chris's mind. You're like Will Graham from the book ''Red Dragon''. I guess that means Chris is Frances Dolarhyde, since there's no way he's cool enough to be Hannibal Lecter. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 23:01, 17 May 2010
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| ==Trolling Ideas==
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| I liked your idea a while back about having Alec or someone else write their own "version" of sonichu 11 and I thought that maybe an addition to that plan could be made, have it so that the sysop sends chris and email telling him that the site is losing money because of the lack of updates. However have her also say she has an offer from an outside source who wants to continue sonichu, than she'll say that she'll give him two weeks to respond. KNowing chris he won't respond and the person (hopefully alec) we'll start their comic. Also this way when chris realizes what has happened and complains he'll be told its his fault that he didn't update the comic.
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| :This actually sounds like a pretty good idea. Also, if Chris says something about needing inspiration, have the sysop tell him something like "Inspiration may not have a schedule to you, but you don't need it in order to answer a few mailbags." --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 11 May 2010
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| :I think we can do this more easily. All we have to do is wait until the end of the month. When the month is about to end, Sysop will send Chris a message announcing that since Chris has not been actively using the Copyright for three months as of the next two or so days, the other claimant is about to gain equal creative control of Sonichu. This other claimant is left unknown. She states that he must begin to upload x number of new comics or at the very least answer x mailbags daily.
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| SHIT EDIT CONFLICT FUCK.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
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| == Mighty fine work, Lou == | | == Mighty fine work, Lou == |
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| ::Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC) | | ::Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC) |
| :::ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC) | | :::ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC) |
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| == It's June ==
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| Chris made a video on May 31 which said that the trolls will have to work to get a response out of him. It was around this time last year that Chris's Big Night Out emerged. Do you think, if the conditions are right, we'll get a repeat of that? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
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| *I'm still expecting a PSN hack to prove that there's still anoter bug in the PS3. Bonus points if it happens on Flag Day. Losing the PSN means he'll have to either go outside and do stupid shit, hunt for the bug, or make angry videos.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:19, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
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| **I keep hearing about how there's a plan to hack his PS3 on July 4th. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:38, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
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| **That's probably what's going to happen unless that was just a threat Clyde made to get Chris to hustle.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:45, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
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| == Zapina/Bubbles ==
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| I think Zapina represents Chris's desire to relive high school (and possibly lose his virginity to one of his gal-pals). Bubbles is most likely the distaff counterpart to Wild, i.e. the desire to impress his mother. The first evidence of this is her evolution, which enabled her to save her adoptive mother. Secondly, notice how Bubbles became entirely useless in Sonichu 5. This was after Snorlax told Chris to stop doing the sub-episodes and that the Attraction Sign was a stupid idea. Since this was one of the few times Barb ''didn't'' let Chris do what he wanted, he might have unconsciously derailed Bubbles to spite her.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:16, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
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| == Sonichu merch ==
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| I got an idea for trolling Chris, since Sonichu is public domain, I came up with this OFFICIAL SONICHU MERCHANDISE racket.[http://www.zazzle.com/sonichu_t_tshirt-235150532100261679]
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| --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:51, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| *Then go ahead and tell Chris. Talk about how it's too bad he lost the copyright because you're making thousands of dollars from the sales.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:56, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| **We should put that up on the fake CWCipedia, where fake Chris will say that he finally found someone to produce Sonichu merchandise. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| **Chris doesn't read CWCipedia anymore--he's been ignoring it ever since the first time Clyvian declared that the copyright was his. Just find a way to get into contact with him--perhaps spam him with "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" until he replies to one of the emails?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:46, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| ***Yes, let's spam up his e-mail box with BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW so much that he won't be able to ignore it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:50, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| Also, we should snail mail him hats and shirts.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:52, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| :Perhaps a shirt could be placed on one of the cars outside his house because Boblax would probably throw it in the trash if it comes in the mail. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| This might work; the last person to do this was Liquid, but this time we'll have physical evidence that the merch exists. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:02, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| :This is the main problem--do we know anyone that isn't an FA that lives in the area? Seriously, just flooding his inbox with emails that say something like "OH HEY THANKS FOR THE COPYRIGHT I'M RICH NAO" in the title line(the only part he'll read) is faster.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:09, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| ::I think I've sent him like 20 e-mails with the subject "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" and provided a link to the merch in the contents. I don't know if I'm making any impact, but it helps. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:11, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| :::You think he has a spam filter? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:13, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| ::::I don't know if AOL can filter out certain words or not. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:17, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
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| :::::Someone should buy a shirt, then send it with a letter claiming Nintendo has seized all merchandising rights to Sonichu, that oughta make dirty crapped briefs.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:15, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
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| I've been working on a "Mary Sue" article in my [[User:Bill_Lumburg/Sandbox|sandbox]]. Do you think it's viable? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:20, 12 June 2010 (UTC) | | I've been working on a "Mary Sue" article in my [[User:Bill_Lumburg/Sandbox|sandbox]]. Do you think it's viable? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:20, 12 June 2010 (UTC) |
| *I'm not quite sure myself--wouldn't the article just turn into a description of how pretty much everyone in the comic is some sort of Sue? I think it may work as a section in the Chris and Writing article, though.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:14, 12 June 2010 (UTC) | | *I'm not quite sure myself--wouldn't the article just turn into a description of how pretty much everyone in the comic is some sort of Sue? I think it may work as a section in the Chris and Writing article, though.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:14, 12 June 2010 (UTC) |
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| Chris recently updated his [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu OkCupid] account. You might want to try that to troll him a little more. Might be worth a try, though if it botches it could cause further withdrawal from the intertubes - you'd have to at least be able to fake a girl's voice and call him, or arrange with an FA for him to meet someone. Might yield something.[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
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| *Just came back to sign my name. [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
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| I have a girls voice...but..it sounds too loli...D: Would that work though?
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| *Only if you can spoof a Virginia area code--he ignores all of those.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:32, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
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| I live in Virginia/DC area dude (What does it show up as on Skype?)
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| *No idea, but it should be True and Honest enough. Now go out and troll to the extreme.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:39, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
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| I will, thank you Lurky...
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| and FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU I forgot my skype password
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| *Are you in any way planning on meeting him IRL? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:47, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
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| ....No....Im...only....17... *scared shitless* someone else has to do that D:
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| *Don't do anything you don't feel safe doing. CWC has proven hypocritical about getting his rape face on with underagers before[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 15:20, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
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