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[[Image:Chrischan sonichu medal.jpg|left|The Medallion of Fail - the world's only 100% effective birth control.]]
[[Image:NewsDashLogo.jpg|200px|left|DISTRIBUTE NEWSLETTER, GET CHINA]]


[[Christian Weston Chandler]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he wears a hand-made '''Sonichu medallion''' on his neck. In public. The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark Ernie shirt, is perhaps his most famous characteristic.  Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his electric hedgehog characters. As of March 2009 all known medallions have been destroyed through the efforts of [[trolls]], although Chris has demonstrated that he is working on a new one.
In the good company of conspiracy nutjobs and extreme right wingers (SORRY TO BE REPETITIVE LOLOL), [[Chris]] decided that a newsletter would be the best way to attract [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free girls]]. Often contained poetry, dating advice (oh the irony), etc. and end with his description of the requirements of his [[sweetheart]]. Prime work of the early Chris-chan, pre-[[ED]].


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Revision as of 04:52, 30 March 2009

In the good company of conspiracy nutjobs and extreme right wingers (SORRY TO BE REPETITIVE LOLOL), Chris decided that a newsletter would be the best way to attract boyfriend-free girls. Often contained poetry, dating advice (oh the irony), etc. and end with his description of the requirements of his sweetheart. Prime work of the early Chris-chan, pre-ED.

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