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'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication.  Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses, although these subdivisions are not recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. 


[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has built much of his identity around having '''high-functioning autism''' (HFA), (which, in reality, isn't so much a diagnosis, but more of a grade of severity) which is vaguely defined as the ability to cope with the world as oppose to an institution, near-normal comprehension, and about-average intellect.  As such, he tries to have it both ways—you can't blame him for his shortcomings because he has autism, but you can't treat him like he's mentally handicapped and slow in the mind because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.  He perceives bias against autistic people everywhere, and assumes anyone opposing his will hates him for his mental condition and are playing "everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]."
'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.''' (04 [[Wikipedia:1927#September|September 1927]]–soon) is [[Chris|Chris's]] father.


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Despite being a racist and homophobic redneck, '''Bob''' became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when [[Bob Walks In|he walked into Chris fapping]]. His nickname, the "Internet Lumberjack", comes from this incident.
 
Despite being loathed and estranged from his other children and step-child as well, Bob is still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's currently status as a [[virgin with rage]], and occasionally tries to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he's devoted 27 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.
 
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Revision as of 06:00, 4 September 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOB!

Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (04 September 1927–soon) is Chris's father.

Despite being a racist and homophobic redneck, Bob became a firm favorite with trolls due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked into Chris fapping. His nickname, the "Internet Lumberjack", comes from this incident.

Despite being loathed and estranged from his other children and step-child as well, Bob is still viewed as a better parent than his wife Barbara, due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's currently status as a virgin with rage, and occasionally tries to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he's devoted 27 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.

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