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[[Image:Chantor.jpg|left|200px|"Experienced for Her Pleasure."]]
[[File:ChrisSanta.jpg|left|200px|Merry Christmas.]]


'''Carlos Chantor''' was Chris's alias during his short career as a male escort.
'''Christmas''', or as [[Chris]] sometimes [[CWC-isms|retardedly calls it]], '''C-Mas''', is our hero's favorite of all holidays. He always celebrates it at [[14 Branchland Court|home]] with his family, and often mentions it in his fail-tastic comics and videos.


Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville]]'s "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck|bent]], [[autism|autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgins with rage]], he made a profile (now deleted) at '''Escorts.com''', apparently unaware that most male prostitutes belong to a rather [[Gay|rough trade]]. Interestingly, on the Escort.com profile Chris checked that he was comfortable with every fetish available (except the ones he found too [[homosexual]]). After a [[Prank calls#Carlos Chantor Call|certain prank call inquired about watersports]] however, he quickly reverted his decision and removed watersports as a fetish. He also distributed cards promoting himself as an escort around Charlottesville.
('''[[Christmas|more...]]''')
 
Shockingly, no one called Chris up.
 
('''[[Carlos Chantor|more...]]''')


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Revision as of 18:17, 24 December 2010

Merry Christmas.

Christmas, or as Chris sometimes retardedly calls it, C-Mas, is our hero's favorite of all holidays. He always celebrates it at home with his family, and often mentions it in his fail-tastic comics and videos.

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