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[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|right|140px|Boyfriend free-girls surrounding Chris.<br><br>Note: this never happened.]] | [[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|right|140px|Boyfriend free-girls surrounding Chris.<br><br>Note: this never happened.]] | ||
A girl who is single. This is what [[Chris]] calls single women. He wants one to make into a "[[ | A girl who is single. This is what [[Chris]] calls single women. He wants one to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]." | ||
Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason (most usually a lie just to get the fuck away from the giant freak when he wasn't willing to take a "no" for answer). | Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason (most usually a lie just to get the fuck away from the giant freak when he wasn't willing to take a "no" for answer). Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|stay straight.]] | ||
He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls [[ | He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls [[noviophobia]]. | ||
==This Chris sounds like a Stud, where do I sign up?== | |||
[[sweetheart|Click here if you wish to pursue becoming a Girlfriend of Christian.]] | [[sweetheart|Click here if you wish to pursue becoming a Girlfriend of Christian.]] | ||
[[Category:CWC-isms]] | [[Category:CWC-isms]] | ||
Revision as of 05:02, 6 May 2009
A girl who is single. This is what Chris calls single women. He wants one to make into a "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up."
Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason (most usually a lie just to get the fuck away from the giant freak when he wasn't willing to take a "no" for answer). Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to stay straight.
He also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, which he calls noviophobia.
This Chris sounds like a Stud, where do I sign up?
Click here if you wish to pursue becoming a Girlfriend of Christian.