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'''Crass and Champ''' are the pet hermit crabs of [[Ivy]], named in honor of CWC trolls CrassCrab (disgruntled [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] admin and general curmudgeon) and [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[CWCki]] admin and possibly a lazy spic). Since Ivy was [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] of the hour, he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her; beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with Ivy's crabs. The fact that Crass is male and Champ is female, yet both having masculine names never seemed to cross Chris, odd as he tends to hate the [[homos]]. Likewise, the thought of Ivy having crabs never seemed to bother Chris. | '''Crass and Champ''' are the pet hermit crabs of [[Ivy]], named in honor of CWC trolls CrassCrab (disgruntled [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] admin and general curmudgeon) and [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[CWCki]] admin and possibly a lazy spic). Since Ivy was [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] of the hour, he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her; beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with Ivy's crabs. The fact that Crass is male and Champ is female, yet both having masculine names never seemed to cross Chris, odd as he tends to hate the [[homos]]. Likewise, the thought of Ivy having crabs never seemed to bother Chris. | ||
To date Chris has produced [[Bunny Hop|a video]] just to entertain the crabs, "written" a [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)|song]] about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding]]. Chris has even [[For My Sweetest Ivy|invited]] Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to [[Charlottesville]] when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris has no clue what hermit crabs are like aside from the fact they're crabs. | To date Chris has produced [[Bunny Hop|a video]] just to entertain the crabs, "written" a [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)|song]] about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding]]. Chris has even [[For My Sweetest Ivy|invited]] Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to [[Charlottesville]] when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris has no clue what hermit crabs are like aside from the fact they're crabs. He also assumes that they will already have shells that will be atrractive to him (orange and a yellow & blue with a [[Pokemon|Pokeball]] design), failing to understand that most people don't have retarded colors on their Hermit crab shells. | ||
[[Category: Pets]] | [[Category: Pets]] | ||
Revision as of 15:04, 16 June 2009
Crass and Champ are the pet hermit crabs of Ivy, named in honor of CWC trolls CrassCrab (disgruntled PVCC admin and general curmudgeon) and Champthom (CWCki admin and possibly a lazy spic). Since Ivy was Chris's sweetheart of the hour, he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her; beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with Ivy's crabs. The fact that Crass is male and Champ is female, yet both having masculine names never seemed to cross Chris, odd as he tends to hate the homos. Likewise, the thought of Ivy having crabs never seemed to bother Chris.
To date Chris has produced a video just to entertain the crabs, "written" a song about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his wedding. Chris has even invited Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to Charlottesville when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris has no clue what hermit crabs are like aside from the fact they're crabs. He also assumes that they will already have shells that will be atrractive to him (orange and a yellow & blue with a Pokeball design), failing to understand that most people don't have retarded colors on their Hermit crab shells.