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"Fuck Quest" is what agents in the field have named Chris's search for [[china]]. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking around | "Fuck Quest" is what agents in the field have named Chris's search for [[china]]. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking around [[Fashion Square Mall]] wearing a new [[medallion]] and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his [[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica game saying "hey ladies" to girls he deems attractive and who are often with a friend. We're beginning to see a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants pussy and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his [[clothing]] and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new [[medallion]] will [[fail|help him get laid]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== |
Revision as of 19:34, 17 May 2009
"Fuck Quest" is what agents in the field have named Chris's search for china. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking around Fashion Square Mall wearing a new medallion and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his Guitar Hero: Metallica game saying "hey ladies" to girls he deems attractive and who are often with a friend. We're beginning to see a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants pussy and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his clothing and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new medallion will help him get laid.